Originally posted by: clodpolish
SUMMER-
Jab tak IF mein mera naam rahega
pagalon ki tarah hasna zaari rahega
KING ANU-
anu hai mera naam
mast sawaalon ki train har MOTW mein dena hai mera kaam
KAT BRO-
kaam karna hai mujhe jitna pasand
doctor ki baat manna utna hi napasand.
SMART KID-
Maths classes attend karne mein jo mujhe majaa aata hai
MOTW ko pagal karne mein mujhe usse bahut zyada maja aata hai
ROA -
SARGAM of the week mein maine machaya khoob dhamaal
lekin cloddy ke MOTW mein main nahin aaye karne koi kamaal
KUHU-
koel ki jitni madhur boli, utne madhur mere shabd
jab main bolna shuru karti hoon, to sab admiration se ho jaate hain nishabd
RAJ-
IF ko hoon main achi tarah sambhalta
apne SOH se logon ko hoon bahut hasata
WA-
debates ki maharani hoon main
uppar se kabhi kabhi dikh sakti hoon kathor, par andar se dariyadil hoon main
MAHI DI-
katrina ki beauty ki hoon main shikar
lekin bebo pe bhi mujhe aata hai pyaar
AIZAN-
videos aur images ki meri hold hai bahut strong
acche acche sawaalon ke aise jokile answer deti hoon ki koi keh sakta nahin hai unko wrong
SHEZ-
dimaag hai mera tez, CS class ki hoon main topper
but sonu is my weak point, usse dekhte hi lag jaate hain mujhpe par.
AKANNA-
hindi jaati hai mere sar ke uppar se
isiliye 90% of the posts ko karti hoon main skip apni marji se
OBJ-
khullam khulla bolne mein hoon main ustaad
kabhi kabhi isiliye ban jaata hoon problems ki fasaad
BAZ and SLUMDOG-
kya kool hai hum kya kool hai hum
hum mein bada hai dum
GUR -
vancouver mein lassi nahin hona sata rahi hai mujhe
magar mummy se chupke IF aane par hum kabhi nahin hai darre
GAURI DI -
sarcasm ki hoon main maharani
mujhe sukoon milta hain only after doing much kheechatani
CG -
bulbuli, chulbuli,mastmauli hoon main
khushiyaan failake forum ki jaan ban gayi hoon main