Originally posted by: Summer3
Caddy Cloddy was very happy that Summerji had qualified for the Masters Golf tournament.
He kept smiling from ear to ear and was in the 7th Heaven, chirping with all the other guests and making eyes at ROA who gave him a "Grrr Grr" which sent him scurrying away like a little rat.
Next day he saw ROA again and approached her "Sister would u like to tie me a rakhi before the tournament starts? It will bring me a lot of luck with your good blessings"
ROA pretended to be angry at first " GRR GRR Grr" Then she gave him a nice big hug 🤗🤗.
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Cloddy Bhai then took out his diary n checked and told himself " Okay one down another few more to go".
Clearly written were the names of CG, Akka, Kuhu , Piya, WA,VArsha, Mahi, GAuri, FHK, Priyanka, Genelia, Sash, etc.😆Seemed that he had a very clever scheme to enlist them into his CRC ( Cloddy Rakhi Club). Rumours had been going around that after the first year the rakhi would be converted to something else like a wedding bangal. But the rakhi ROA gave was no ordinaray rakhi for it was a high tech device.
Tournament started the next day and Summerji gave Cloddy a nice hug for being so hardworking and learning all about the course conditions in advance and finding out where all the traps were laden and how the winds and the greeen behaved.
He was to play together with Vijay Babu Singh, Jeev Guruji Singh and Phil Antarji.
They all hit their balls all over the place due to changing wind condtions.
Cloddy Bhai advised Summer to hit towards the tree tops on the extreme right of the fairway.
The ball headed for the forest and everyone said "ooh ooh".
The winds then curved the ball and it safely landed on the fairway only 100 ft from the pin.
A loud applause broke and everyone shoulted "Cloddy ! Cloddy ! Cloddy!"
😆cloddy , the caddy is pretty famous eh ?😆😆😆
Unknown to all, the Nike balls provided by Cloddy Bhai had a special micro-chip inside which was invisible. The Rakhi he wore could manoeuvre the balls with its radar controls. Summer was unaware of all this but he trusted Cloddy Bhai 100%.
So the first hole started off with an eagle for Summerji, whereas the rest had double bogies ( they shot 2 strokes above the par 4 hole)
The second hole was a par 3 which Summerji got it in one stroke. Some of the ladies watching like Piya Bahen n CG fainted and quickly Cloddy Bhai went over and negotiated a Rakhi contract with them.
Cloddy marked his secret red book and smiled to himself n whispered "Soon all the ladki will be mine and I would love to see the expressions on Guruji and Vijay Babu's faces" They both gave their new Bhai a nice big hug.🤗🤗
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Poor Vijay and Guruji's situation did not improve as the hit into the waters and lost their ball. They were perspiring all over as Summer helped them to look for their ball in the woods. The first day ended miserably for them while Summer had3 eagles 10 birdies and 5 pars and climbed to the number one on the leader board.
The News reporter WA from WA TV station came to interview Summer who was basically unable to explain how he played so well. WA mentioned " Summerji you have performed a miracle and set a new course record upsetting both Tiger and Jack's records. How do u explain it and how come in hitting the wrong direction you managed to steer the ball back to the fairway? You know it is mathemathically impossible and the angles and clubs you selectedare unbelievable. Even whenyou mis-hit the ball it travelled all the way to the flags."
Summer replied " Guess every dog had his day"
WA went over to Cloddy, "please explain the ball flights"
Cloddy "First tie a rakhi with me then I will explain"
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Then Cloddy mentioned "Summer is helped by the God and the Clods"
WA " Ah ! u are telling me nothing new u Boot Polish ! You tricked me. but never mind u are so adorable I will give you a nice hug"🤗🤗
Cloddy updated his diary of hugs n rakhis n smiled.😊
Next few days the tournament was won at record strokes of 30 under par and a margin of 20 strokes.
But more importantly Cloddy Bhai had also collected 30 Rakhis and 60 hugs. His shirtsmelled wonderful andhad the smell of various expensive perfumes😆 😆😆
and he was gloating in pride when suddenly from behind "burp burp burp"
He turned around and there was the loveable OBJ with all his Cheeze and wine congratulating him and ready to celebrate. Even Raj brought a bottle of whisky and soda.
Kathy Bhai cud not drink as he had just recovered but he danced the night away with Kuhu and Piya Bahen. OBJ kept burping all the way.😆
It was a wonderful victory and Summer gave all the prize winnings to Cloddy Charities to help all the Slum Dwellers in providing clean water and better housing and education.
Cloddy framed all the Rakhis and smiled happily and also thanked ROA for the special Rakhi.🤗