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Cloddy Bhai's questions.( some characters shown above, not all cud be included at this time sorry )
5) You are a person blessed with the ability to recognise various qualities of persons correctly the first time you meet them. Write a story based on the above theme including various members from the IF saregamapa forum.
"Chak de patte ! I am so happy that I will do the Bhangra on one leg" said Guruji to his best buddy Cloddy as he had too much time on hand as school was closed .
Clodldy asked " Can you please introduce the sweet gals in your class to me?"
Guruji " Look those females are dangerous as they made one sharp toungued boy disappear on a full moon night or "Suhani Raat". Poor guy was singing some old songs and trying to date some young girls"
Clolddly "Why did they kill himi???"
Guruji " Not really they reported him and the watchman came to collect him back and put him in the Rafi asylum. I heard now he listens to Himmy Bhai and is learning to sing thru the nak"
Cloddy " Still I want to meet the one who looks like Priyanka and the the other one who looks like Katrina"
Guruji " Young man you are still a kid now. Okay never mind I will do you a favour but look these two terrors do not like me at all. The first lady is crazy about actors with weird dancing moves and she is a part-time fashion model. The other one runs around everywhere and owns a lovely restaurant called WA Dabba, I love her food more than I love her."
Cloddy " I also want to know the wild kuri whom all call Angel or Sweet Muffin. She definitely is my type and I think I am in love with her too"
Guruji "Hey Munna Bhai, How can I introduce her to you when I myself am interested in her. You know everytime she sees me she gives me that look"
Cloddy enquired " What look??"
Guruji " the mujse shaadi karoge look. And when she does that my head goes round n round like I am in heaven"
Suddenly ROA comes around with her friend Piya who is carrying a golf stick. When Guruji sees them he starts to run away.
Cloddy " Excuse me sisters how can I help u my name is Cloddy"
ROA " Where is that Guruji who is spreading malicious rumours that I have proposed to him? I must kill him today."
Cloddy " Please forgive him as he has been watching too much Nagin n Saas Bahu n Maika etc on Zee n Star movies. But he did confess to me that he thinks you look like a lovely kuri from Bollywood. Please marry him and u can be my sister-in -law. We can start by signing a Rakhi Contract"
ROA snatches the golf club from Piya breaks it on poor Cloddy's head. Luckily he was wearing a crash helmet as he always sleeps with a crash helmet everyday too. He thinks the sky will fall one day as predicted by his family pandit.
Cloddy pretended to cry. then both the ladies hugged him and kissed him and gave him a rakhi too.
Meanwhile Guruji had run all the way to Vijay Babu's house where they both watched their favourite programmes on TV in turns. I hour sports and i hour Zee serials. Guruji gave his bright green pagdi to Vijay who loved it so much that he too wore it even when sleeeping.
Next day Vijay Babu brought Guruji to watch a Basketball match played by the Lakers. Suddenly the two ladies from his class the fashion model and restaurant owner were there !
they were the cheer leaders for Vijay Babu's team. At last, they had something in common "Basketball" and they learnt to understand each other better. Still in Guruji's heart the kuri ROA would always be calling him "mujse shadi karoge?"
Edited by Summer3 - 16 years ago
Looking for a lost friend "kuhu kuhu kuhu"
Cloddy Bhai and I am cutest having their own fun
