MEMBER OF THIS WEEK (MOTW-11) - Page 127

Originally posted by: gursharan

NF where do you find such songs from?😆 Sab youtube dot com ki kripa hai.😆...

I said song! not son!

Originally posted by: PiyaBawri

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. Cal Gal

2. Mostly to clean the house. OBJ

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. AWK😆

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. OBJ

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. WA

3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. Akanna

What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. Piya

2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. AWK

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

1. We're related. Gauri Di

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me. NF

What kind of a little girl was your mom?

1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. Akanna😆

2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. WA

3. They say she used to be nice. Summer

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name. OBJ

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? Gauri

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? WA😆

Why did your mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot. Piya

2. She got too old to do anything else with him. Cal Gal

3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on. Gauri

Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. WA😆

2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. AWK

3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. Varsha

What's the difference between moms and dads?

1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. Akanna😆

2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. WA

3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends. Cal Gal

4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. NF

What does your mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time. Piya😆

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. Gauri

What would it take to make your mom perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery. AWK

2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. Cal Gal😛😆

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. Me😆

2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me. WA

3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. NF😛😆

Originally posted by: aizan

Do u still want to hear more songs.??..
anyways tis song is modern baby shower song 😆
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-ux3Pr8554
no more song promise 😆

Originally posted by: aizan

Arey ritu..we r checking the max limit of d server...lets c when it crashes...agar hum sab ki kripa rahi toh hum zaroor kamyab hoge... 😆

Originally posted by: gursharan

Originally posted by: ritzbitz

arey kripa kyun nahin hogi? yahan teen saal lag gaye dazzler banne mein aur tum logone teen mahine mein hee yeh karnama kar dhikhaya ..😆😆.

Originally posted by: wats-in-da-name

I was really looking forward for Gauri di to ask u to dedicate pick-up lines to the members but she didn't. So, I'm doing it on her behalf.

Dedicate a pick-up line to the following female members:

Dedicate pick up lines from where?😕 I don't know any? These are from Google.

Nazia (NF):You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

WIDN(cal-gal):I wanna bag you like some groceries.😆

WA:You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Gauri di:Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Varsha di:Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?😆

Akanna:Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems

Kuhu.kuhu(lol):Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.

Fhk:Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

Sur:Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Piya:"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?"

Originally posted by: aizan

i didnt had intention of changing from gold to dazzle...i thought i would do it 2 days later.
anyways...kuch bahut deen ho gayeee..amitji ka gana ho jaye 😊..

Originally posted by: gursharan

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYR23KkvEOo[/YOUTUBE]

Originally posted by: aizan

i didnt had intention of changing from gold to dazzle...i thought i would do it 2 days later.
anyways...kuch bahut deen ho gayeee..amitji ka gana ho jaye 😊..