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lol....Nazu ..who talks like that ????....with several typos also I haven't seen anybody's english that "perrrrrfectt"😉😆......IF teachers ki band baja di tune😆 ....No 19 is the best 🤣....gur no 19 belongs to me 😆🤣

great job 👏😆...can't wait to see Gur's take on these...

Originally posted by: wats-in-da-name

ab woh kaunsi mitti hai? jo time time pe change hota rehta hai?🤣

Originally posted by: kuhu.kuhu

lol....Nazu ..who talks like that ????....with several typos also I haven't seen anybody's english that "perrrrrfectt"😉😆......IF teachers ki band baja di tune😆 ....No 19 is the best 🤣....gur no 19 belongs to me 😆🤣

great job 👏😆...can't wait to see Gur's take on these...

Originally posted by: aizan

🤣🤣 Yeah those r bery phunny...
also 6th and 17th r gud 1

Originally posted by: ashoka_was_king

Ok, here come my questions

To make this interesting I'll mark you also !!

Remember -
1) Be honest , take one question at a time
2) Give funny answers only when demanded
3) Do not hesitate to write out what is in your mind
4) Don't be diplomatic
5) Don't try to avoid controversy by naming certain members in certain answers because they might not take offense
6) You can give more information in some places than required if you feel it'll help you fetch better marks,
however it can lead to negative marking also
7) If there are some typos or some questions are unclear ,
use your common sense


Here we go (marks indicated after...............) -

Give witty/funny answers only
You can't escape answering them


Why is a boxing ring square?..............1
😕 So you can attack the your opponent from all 4 sides

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?............1
UFO, Unknown Filmed Object😕😆

Think before answering


If you knew a woman who had 5 kids already among which one was blind, two were deaf , and two were mentally retarded , and know she is pregnant , would you recommend abortion ?........1
No because she has run out of options to make defected kids, so therefore her 6th baby would come out perfect😊

If i told you that in a similar case which has happened previously, the sixth kid is Beethoven , would you change your answer ?.........1
Why ?.............2
Don't know who beethoven is?😕 Will let you know the answers in a later post with the other questions.

There are 2 persons who are contesting in an election -

Contestant A - Married his cousin,then , to make matters worse, cheated on her with his secretary

Contestant B - Drinks occasional bear, has never cheated his wife, doesn't smoke either

Who'd you chose ?..........1.
Contestant B

If i told you that contestant A is F.D. Roosevelt and Contestant B is Adolf Hitler , then what would be your choice ?...........1
Still contestant B that is Adolf Hitler

Are your choices different ?
Why ?...........2
No, because both of them are dead right now, so it means Adolf Hitler is someone else whom I'm voting for not the German Hitler. Since I know he's better than the other contestant as described in A and B. I would choose him.


Straight from the heart -


Do you believe in love ?........1
Not really, it's just attraction.
Do you believe in lust without love ?.........1
Yea
Do you believe in love without lust ?.........1
Yea, lust is not necessary to make love. You can love your parents or anyone else?

Do you believe in virtual relationships of any kind ?.........1
Yes
If yes, Which and why ?
Friends, because sometimes our online friends know things which we don't even share with our real friends. It's easy to share your feelings with someone, knowing that you will never come face to face with them. So basically you say anything to them, if something goes wrong then just don't talk to them😆
.........2
If no , Why ?

Do you wish that you also had a gf when you see your friends hanging around with them ?.........1
Not really. I have girl "friends", and that's enough.
Do you wish you could snatch those gfs from your friends ?.........1
Why would I wanna snatch someone else's property😆

If you had a choice between a person who loves you and a person you love, who'd you marry ?.........1
Person whom I love, don't worry if she doesn't love me one day she will.
If we all say that we would marry the person who loves us, then no one will ever marry😆
Does sex of the person influence your choice ?.........1
Yes
Why ?.........2
I am a traditional guy, and I will only follow the tradition. Which is, a boy is for a girl only and vice verca.
Not in my genes, so love as in a relation, for a male will never happen😆


Mood lighteners-
Give funny answers -


What do you make out of my jokes on you ?.........0.5
I feel you want some extra posts😆
Why was FHK banned?.........0.5
She mistook IF for Imperial Fun😕😆
Why was king Anu banned?.........0.5
So he can send messages through Messengers and not get in any trouble😆
Why was captain haddock banned?.........0.5
He was like you😆😆😆
Why is summer ji so calm ?.........0.5
Golf made him too boring😆
Why should a girl love you / like you ?.........0.5
Ahhhh....😆 Free homemade spices😕
How many girls would you like as your girlfriends ?.....0.5
None, only want a girl with the title wife not girlfriend😃

Ok, will get to your other questions later😊

Originally posted by: wats-in-da-name

way to go!!!😆.....Gur's gonna turn crazy!!!!!!!🤣

Originally posted by: gursharan

Originally posted by: wats-in-da-name

😆....and i guess u were the pied piper of all those punar janams😆

Originally posted by: ashoka_was_king

guru ji quite good responses ,
though captain haddock being like me is kinda weird,
but overall good,

i'll give a full judgement when you give all the answers