LEGENDS OF IF (LOIF-3) - Page 5

Originally posted by: nausrat_fatali

Di...!!! where r u...?
I missing ya alot...!! 🤗

Originally posted by: nausrat_fatali

Di...upbalte huway tel mein mujhe fry kar rahe hai....!!! i just moved to new apartment....!! 😕
anyways...
here is a deal...u take care on weekdays...i take care on weekends...!!

Together we can...n we'll make a difference....!!! 😕

Originally posted by: gursharan

Congrats, Gauri Jee!!
I was waiting for you to come online buy you didn't!

Well I haven't interacted with you much but I have heard a lot of things about you being a lawyer, a social activist for women, and many other things😆.


Anyways have fun here, I will see if I can come up with any questions later on.

Originally posted by: hira**

arrey mujhy kab pata tha!😭i would have told ya agar pata hota to!😳

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

😆😆 Thanks Guru! Don't worry about the questions. Work comes first - right😊 Questions ka kya hai, agley haftey poochh lena😆

Originally posted by: Dabulls23

You are cracking me up....Hey once we were banned together....lemme know if that day comes again I will right there with ya 😉😆😆

Tu jahan jahan chalegi mera saaya saath hoga...😳😆

Originally posted by: gursharan

No, Gauri jee, abb to questions aayenge zaroor because i see something missing from my quote above😆

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

🤣😆 that's b/c you were not supposed to read stuff that was especially earmarked for Raj😆😆

Originally posted by: Summer3

Congo Bongo Shongo Great Gauri. A truly deserved honour.⭐️⭐️⭐️

👏

So without much ado Auditor General, please explain the following you learnt

in the course of your audits:

1. you seem to be an authority on Gas Technology where and how does gas originate?

Oh boy! Lokks like you are in dire need of GAS 101 tutorial😆 Here are some fun but solid facts about "passing gas" --- and NO, I DID NOT COME UP WITH THIS LIST and all caps are very much intended here😆

list of fascinating fart facts:

- On average, a fart is composed of about 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen. Less than 1 percent of their makeup is what makes farts stink.
- The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.
- Farts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second.
- A person produces about half a liter of farts a day.
- Women fart as much as men.
- The gas that makes your farts stink is hydrogen sulfide. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda and eggs.
- Most people pass gas about 14 times a day....(and that would include you as well, Summer)😆

So, answer to your question would be, gas originates when one of the food products listed above go inside your tummy😆

2. Does sound play a major in the effectiveness of gas released in the atmosphere?

Of course it does! Sound is the 'fun' part whereas the smell is the obnoxious part😆 People get in trouble because of the sound because if there was no sound, no one would be able to pinpoint who's the culprit😆 There are people who claim that they can cup their hand around their butt crack and play their farts like a musical instrument! So, never ever doubt the importance of sound😛

3. Have you been caught in an embarassing Gas situation which u had to deny?

Nope. I have ways to avoid being too obvious that it was me😆

4. What are other generic terms or words to describe gas?

Trust me, you don't wanna know about them😆 There's whole bunch of different terminology based on various kinds of "gas passing" 😆

5. Please comment: A gas by any name would smell as bad.

What's there to comment on, buddy! I hope you are not expecting a debate here where I come in and claim that it doesn't smell bad😆

Well, there are people who even write poetry on farts. Here's one for ya😉

A fart is a chemical substance
That comes from a place called 'Bum'
It penetrates the trousers
And lands with a musical hum

To fart, to fart, tis no disgrace
For it gives the body ease
It warms the blankets on cold winter nights
And suffocates all the fleas

Matt Kasper, Honolulu, HI

😆