Originally posted by: Summer3
OBJ fun time again. 😆 Imagine you are a trained agent assigned to guard Genelia for 2 weeks until the 18th. And on 14th Feb she too she is alone and you are required to look after her and have dinner with her too. Please write a sketch or conversation or story and let us say she likes your macho physical frame too.
Tough one summer! 😆
ok lets see:
(OBJ is in the kitchen preparing food. The dishes he prepares are roast rabbit, frogs legs,roast leg of mutton,Caesar salad,Pan fried noodles and for desert some cake!😃. After he sets the table. He calls for genelia. She comes in. )
OBJ: Set the table, fool.🥱
Genelia: What did u call me u phattu!😡
OBJ: I called you a fool. Now set the table,fool.😡
Genelia: oh alright.
OBJ: Not that way dear.Not the sharpest knife in the drawere, are you?😉
Genelia: (about to sit down when-)
OBJ:er genelia? would u be so kind as to GIVE ME MY FOOD!😡
Genelia: I' not ur servant!😡
😡OBJ: so what? if you dont give me my food now , I'll poke you with this big stick, you stupid cow!
(Genelia lays food on OBJ's plate.)
OBJ: Mmmm, this is delicous!! 😃
Genelia: Yeah it is!😃
OBJ:Don't suck up to me, you foolish girl! You dont need to worry about me killing you. If i do, how will i hold u ransom? Anyway, you listen to rafi saab?
Genelia: Nope.Why?😕
OBJ: What?!! HOW CAN YOU NOT LISTEN TO RAFI SAAB?!
Genelia: Why are you so angry? He's just a singer...
OBJ:Idiot! Is the mona lisa JUST A PAINTING? Is the Rolex JUST A WATCH?
Genelia: Fine fine.. I'll listen to him....😲
OBJ: Good. Now this caesar salad is a bit stale.It is obviously all your fault!
Genelia: YOU MADE THE SALAD!!😆
OBJ: So?
Genelia:😭
OBJ: Aaah after i get the ransom money, I can get Rafi saab the bharat ratna!:
Genelia: Explain. 😆
OBJ:
OBJ'S GRAND MASTER PLAN TO GET RAFISAAB THE BHARAT RATNA:
1.Get ransom money.
2. Buy cheese. Smelly cheese.
3.Use the smaell of the cheese to knock out the guards at raj bhavan, or wherever the prime minister lives.
4.Enter the prime minister's room with a slab of smelly cheese.
5.Give him the ultimatum speech:
"Yo fool, give Rafi saab the bharat ratna or else!"
6.Wait for the day Rafi saab gets the ratna!
7.Eat smelly cheese remaining(if any) to get rid of evidence.
8.Mission accomplished.
Genelia: Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
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