MEMBER OF THIS WEEK (MOTW-8) - Page 3

Originally posted by: oldblackjoe

oh its my least favourite song!! thanks!!! 🤗

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am i really a chhota bachcha to you? 😛 well i think ur getting older, .. from 1990 u didnt move to 2008, u moved backward in 1970's; golden era of Rafi songs.... 😛

i know u dont like abhijeet & alka, so i pulling ur leg to increase ur height from 6"1' to 7"...!! 😉
tis song is for u...! 🤗
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WSQtC4NwGQ[/YOUTUBE]

Originally posted by: nausrat_fatali

i know u dont like abhijeet & alka, so i pulling ur leg...!!
tis song is for u...! 🤗
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WSQtC4NwGQ[/YOUTUBE]

that IS my favourite song! 😃

Originally posted by: oldblackjoe

My monsters and me:
by obj, a joe amongst joes


Once upon a time there was a young boy,called old black joe. It was a weird name, but since his parents were hippies who liked jazz he had such an odd name. He had no friends at school, mainly because he never went to school.He used to go to a shack behind it where the computer geeks used to watch the girls bathroom from a camera they installed while everyone was having fun at a party they werent invited to. but then one day something just snapped inside little old black joe, who was a good kid really. 😊He was filled with hatred for the geeks who he once considered fellow peepers.. or his "peeps",as some vocabularilly advanced ppl might say. He felt that he was about to burst, when suddenly, everything stopped. It went dark.. joe saw something nearby. it was a drawing book with a set of color pencils. And not just any pencils... CAMELIN pencils! 😲Joe suddenly lost control of his senses... he couldn't control himself! He picked up the pencils, sat down and began to draw.. began to draw vile, foul, vicious, BLOODTHIRSTY, carnivourous beasts!😲 He couldn't stop it! What was controlling him? and then, after a few minutes of drawing.. he was back in his original world.. the geeks were staring.. but not at him. Joe turned around to see THE MONSTERS HE DREW IN THE BLACK VOID! But, instead of attacking, they bowed down to him!







Joe maliciousy turned around to the geeks and said,"prepare to die!!!"😈
From a little boy who liked peeping, joe was now a DEMON MASTER! He laughed cruelly as the monsters tore into the poor defenseless geeks. blood was spattered everywhere. Joe took some blood in his hands and smeared all over his once very handsome face. He said "I am joe, MASTER OF THE DEMONS!! AR RAHMAN, HERE I COME!!!!"😈

(AR Rahman's house. Genius rahman is talking to gulzaar over the phone. He is asking gulzaar to write the song lyrics with his left hand so he can win filmfare for it.. after gulzaar cuts off to go and beat his wife, rahman is busy looking at a rock to get inspiration for a tune.. geniuses do that, u no! )
Suddenly, MONSTERS of all shapes and sizes come barging in.. one of them have a handsome boy with blood smeared all over his face.
Rahman: "who is that handsome boy with blood smeared all over his face?"😕
Joe:"it is i, obj, master of the demons, here to rid the world of your boring songs!"😃
Rahman: "Oh thank god! i thought it was the income tax department! "😎
Joe:"we ARE the income tax department"😈
Rahman cluthces his chest and falls down.
Joe "yes!! the world is free of rahman's boring tunes!"😃
Monster 1 :"yeah, no more bs like aap ka suroor!!"😊
Joe: naah thats himesh. this guy made swades, dil se, lagaan, etc
Monster 2 :"WHAAAAAT!! DIE JOE!!"😡
uh ohhhh.

no offence to rahman fans!

Originally posted by: hira**

congrates joe bhai!😃 i completely agree to the bolded part n thank you for not forgetting my name for the first time!😳

actually i did 😳

but i remembered! 😃

Question Time!

1. One member of the section that you would like to spend time on a deserted island with.
2. One member you wish to meet in real life, only one!
3. The member you can't stand in this section. (be honest!)
4. The member you love talking to.
5. The member who's posts you love to read.
6. The craziest member of the section.
7. Tell us a little about the real life Joe. Is Rafi fanaticism only prevalent in the virtual life or is real life similar as well?
8. One thing in life that you don't have but desperately want.
9. Future plans -- professional and personal?
10. One nation you would love to travel to.

Originally posted by: oldblackjoe

joe saw something nearby. it was a drawing book with a set of color pencils. And not just any pencils... CAMELIN pencils! 😲

Joe took some blood in his hands and smeared all over his once very handsome face.

Rahman: "who is that handsome boy with blood smeared all over his face?"😕

😆😆 i liked tis 3 sentence...!! it was funny...!
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Originally posted by: nausrat_fatali

😆😆 i liked tis 3 sentence...!! it was funny...!
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lol glad u liked it.. btw i love ur siggy! so close to my heart.

congo shongo OBJ! 👏

Originally posted by: oldblackjoe

shezaadi - sonu sucks! 😛 just kidding!

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ok fine here's my first question 😉

say 1 or 2 positive things about each of the following (no sarcasm allowed):
Himesh Reshammiya
Anu Malik
Abhijeet
Atif Alsam
Aadesh
Pritam
Bappida
Soumen
Kapil Thapa
Asma Mohammad Rafi
Remo Ghosh
Aditya Narayan

now....say at least 5 positive things about Sonu Nigam 😊 (again...no sarcasm allowed)