MEMBER OF THIS WEEK (MOTW) - Page 20

Originally posted by: girija babu

Yane ki aathwa khoon pe chhodenge nahi 😊

Girija Babu, I know I scare you, but ap mere jaane ka intezar kyon kar rahe hain?
Anyways, shayad aaj aath khoon ho hi jayen. 😆

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Gursharan, who told you I was a Nehaian? That's the point --- I wasn't a Nehaian. I was a fan of the show --- the reason for the ban, actually. There was war between members because of Neha and Iqbal Khan. Anyways the original problem was that there were a lot of Iqbal Khan fans and the KYPH section was more like Iqbal-is-the-hottest-guy-in-the-world section. There was a member their who claimed to be his fiance, of course half the section believed her and the other half ridiculed her. Anyways, its ridiculous. Thanks for sharing. Sorry, I don't fall in this category. Therefore left IF for a different forum. Let's not go into that. But don't worry, you can add my name to the list .. Ajnu: Most Powerful Member here. I'm told that I am scary and tend to scare off members with my anger. 😆 Don't my friends just love me?

tanks ANJU for the explanation. When i read this i immediately though of you, i was like you were definitely part of this.
So the girl was indeed his fiance!!

Congo shongo WA! You were on the hot seat and I did not even know about it! Okay, here are my questions:

Originally posted by: gursharan

tanks ANJU for the explanation. When i read this i immediately though of you, i was like you were definitely part of this.
So the girl was indeed his fiance!!

10. OI-ians

A gang led by Sneha Khan (Iqbal's wife). Believe it or not, three years ago they were in charge. They had Mods in their fists. They manipulated. Well, their time is gone!

Actually, it was later proven that she wasn't his fiance, when Sneha publicly declared that this was not her ID. But I'm not supposed to say .... I think I'm going to get banned again. 😆

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Congo shongo WA! You were on the hot seat and I did not even know about it! Okay, here are my questions:

1. Pick a dish. Pretend IFians are the ingredients. Cut'em, grind'em, fry'em, dry'em and give us the recipe. For example aloo paratha - khatarnak is flour, Calgal is aaloo, Varsha di is salt, King is cooker, FHK is stove, Summer is water - FHK ko on karo, King mein Summer dalo aur FHK per rakh doh. Jab Summer boil hone lagey tab uss mein calgal daal. doh seeti aaney tak pakao. Phir calgal ko chhel ker mash karo aur uss mein varsha di ko mix karo....you get the drift...right😆 Here's your turn to get even with each and every member who ever crossed your path😆 pees dalo, bhoon dalo sab tumhari marzee😉

2. Pick any 10 members of your choice and assign them a new ID that you feel resemble their on-line personality best😆

Rest later. Have fun😛

Too bad I'm not a good enough cook. 😆 Let's see, what will I make today ....

I think I'll make Chicken Biryani today 😆

DIRECTIONS

1. In a large King Anu (skillet), in 2 tablespoons King Maurya (vegetable oil) fry Marcus Bhai (potatoes) until brown, drain Marcus Bhai. Add remaining 2 tablespoons of King Maurya (vegetable oil) to the King Anu (skillet) and fry Cal-Gal (onion), Varsha ji (garlic) and Akanna ji (ginger) until Cal Gal (onion) is soft and golden. Add FHK (chili), Joe (pepper), Gauri di (turmeric), Hyra ji (cumin), Captain (salt) and Gurshuran (tomatoes). Fry, stirring constantly for 5 minutes. Add King Anu's Queen (yogurt), Summer ji (mint), Antar (cardamom) and I'm so cute (cinnamon stick). Cover and cook over low heat, stirring occasionally until the Gurshuran (tomateos) are cooked to a pulp. It may be necessary to add Red Hot Kuri (a little hot water) if the mixture becomes too dry and starts to stick to King Anu (skillet).
2. When the mixture is thick and smooth, add Dawg (chicken pieces) and stir well to coat them with the spice mixture. Cover and cook over very low heat until the Dawg (chicken) is tender, approximately 35 to 45 minutes. There should only be a little very thick gravy left when Dawg (chicken) is finished cooking. If necessary cook uncovered for a few minutes to reduce the gravy.
3. Wash Enough is Enough (rice) well and drain in colander for at least 30 minutes.
4. In a large King Anu (skillet), heat King Maurya (vegetable oil) and fry Cal Gal (onions) until she is golden. Add Shehzaadi (saffron), Bruno (cardamom), I'm so cute (cinnamon stick), Akanna ji (ginger) and Enough is Enough (rice). Stir continuously until the EIE (rice) is coated with the spices.
5. In a medium-size King Anu (skillet), heat the Dawg (chicken) and Captain (salt). When the mixture is hot pour it over the Enough is Enough (rice) and stir well. 🤣 Add the Dawg (chicken) and Marcus Bhai (potatoes); gently mix them into Enough is Enough (rice). Bring to boil. Cover King Anu (skillet) tightly, turn heat to very low and steam for 20 minutes. Do not lift lid or stir while cooking. Spoon biryani onto a warm serving dish.

🤣 🤣 🤣

I had a lot of fun doing this, hopefully you guys will have fun reading it! 😉

2. Captain Haddock - Ajnabee Stalker 😆
DoggieDawg- Nah, I've never seen a more suitable ID before. 😛
OldBlackJoe- Rafi Fanatic
Summer ji - Patient Diplomatic 😆
Cal-Gal- Innocence Personified
FHK- Sweet Babe
Enough is Enough- Enough-Most-Certainly-Isn't-Enough (this one might exceed the limit though)
Dabulls/Varsha ji- Woman of Wisdom
Gauri di- Sarcasm 101 😆
King Maurya- Ajnabee's Anger Management Therapist

Okay, not being too clever today, the wit is lacking, I apologize. 😳

Double post.

babe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣

your recipe is amazing....what exactly is the dish called and how many people can it serve?

Good one! keep the cooking alive!

xoxo

WOW WA!!! Gauri made me a potato, and then peeled and mashed me!!!!!LOLzzz😆 but then u made me an onion and fried me until i was golden and beautiful!!! way better than Gauri's one!!!😛😆 THNX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i don't know WHY everyone is saying i'm INNOCENT!!! but i take it as a compliment though!!! thnx🤗

Thanks Shahdin and Cal Gal! Glad you enjoyed. 😆

Ajnabeeji you make very good sabjee, fit for a King😆

Coincidentally I am having Chicken Bryani for lunch today.

I will have to mutter a few prayers for Dawg (chicken)

n enough is enough (rice)