.::Matchmaker Of The Week::.

Will be back with questions

I won't be back later with my set, I'm gonna post them now! I'm a gruesome griller and it doesn't matter if I know or don't know who's on the hotseat, I never loose a chance to taunt...I mean carry out the duty of grilling!

But you may breathe a sigh of relief, I don't ask personal questions...I ask intellectual ones...LOL!

Here they, have fun!

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

Why do we call it a 'drive-thru' if you have to stop the car to place your order?

Why does mineral water that has 'trickled through mountains for centuries' go out of date next year?

Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?

If you're blind can you see your dreams?

Why are softballs hard?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

Why does superman wear his underpants on top of his tights?

Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Why do most cars have speedometers that go beyond the legal speed limit?

Why is Greenland called green if it is covered in white ice?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but chain the pens to the counter?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any trousers?

How is that cows eat green grass and produce white milk?

Why do people press harder on the remote control when they know the battery is dead?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

Why is a professional who invests your money called a 'broker'?

What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it?

Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?

Why are hamburgers called hamburgers if there is no ham in them?

Why don't they have mouse flavoured cat food?

Why is rush hour so slow?

Why cant women put on makeup with their mouth closed?

Is a fly without wings called a walk?

Why do we say "spit up" when you actually spit down?

Why do we wear a 'pair' of shorts if we are just wearing one?

The more you study the more you know. The more you know the more you forget. The more you forget the less you know. Why study?

If Barbie's so popular why do you have to buy her friends?

Why is Bannana Split called a Bannana Split?

i'll be back tomorrow with all my questions

List 8 friends (U can add urself to this list too if u want)

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Give them a letter A-H randomly so that everyone has a different letter.

Now fill out these sentences with the appropriate names.

H hit B over the head with a belen. C saw this and jumped onto A's lap. E cried, whilst D ran
after H and F jumped of a cliff.G wiped E's tears.

A fell in love with a cow. At their wedding D was the pundit. B n G dated each other but B cheated and ran off with F. H caught F and beat them with a jharu, whilst E watched.

C stepped on poo. B told them to take of their shoe. A sat on their pooey shoe. G removed the shoe from under A and F licked it.

E and H are dating D. G wants to have an affair with A but is married to F. C is attracted to monkeys. B is lonely.

A ate B's leg. C screamed at D. E kissed F. G hugged H. All lived happily ever after