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AT Kabir's cabin:
A: kabir kuch kijiye na...ye richa to manane to tayyar nahi hai...kab se mana rahi hun...
K; to mat manao...uska opnion hai ...it's okiee
A: aap bhi na...it's not ok...wo meri frnd hai aur main chahti hun ki wo bhi mere relation to accept kare..
K: okhhh (he sighed) ...kya kare... kya karee...(and both of them put their heads together to find a solution when kabir promptly said...IDEA...
A: kya idea bolooo...
K: bhadresh Kutty...se milwa do richa ko
A: usse kya hoga???? (she asked curiously...)
K: are milwao to sahi...baad main pata chalega kya hoga...aaj sham 6.00 baje...same buliding ...it's gonna be fun...
A: ok bosss...
One hour later ananya went to rich and said...
A: richa yaar tu sahi thi...kabir na mere liye biluk theek nahi hai...
R: (richa was shocked at her sudden confession and asked)...seriously tujhe realize ho gaya...chal accha hai..
A: haan accha hi to hai...kyonki mujhe koi aur mil gaya hai...who is head over heels in love with me...
R: Ab kaun???
A: arre batana kya hai?????? Main tujhe aaj usse milwaaa deti hun...chal mere saath...
And they both went to meet Mr bhadresh kutty...ananya's new found love...and after reaching the location ananya called for badhresh kutty...and he came saying...
B:Aiyooo...maalai vanakkam ji...tumko pata jaan... main tumko kitna miss kiya????
A: Aww Bhadru darling...maine bhi aapko bhaut miss kiya...accha ye hai meri best friend richa..
N richa ye hai bhadesh kutty aka bhadru darling...My new found love..
B: Hello ji...jaan ka friend matlab mera friend...(he offered her handshake)
Richa was astonished ...she stared at bhadresh up and down and juggling between the thoughts crossed her mind after seeing him and muttered ...ye kya bala hai ... kaise...ananya bhi na...suddnely , a pat on her shoulder by ananya brought her back to reality
A:kahan kho gayi...richa...handshake karna...
R: haan... hann...hi ...mmm...m...m...rii...iii...chhaaa...(she stammered out of shock and recultantly shake hand with him)
B:...aiyoo murgan...aap to haklata ji...to theek hai my ...my...selfff...bhaa bhaaa bhadresh kutty...main underworld ka donnn hotiii...aapse mil kar mereko bhaut accha feel hoti...
A: are nahi nahi...ye haklati nahi hai bas aapko dekh kar jayada hi khush hai...isliye thoda sa...
R: DONNN...(she could hear her heart screaming...) and she pulled Anaya closer and whispered in her ears..
R: ananaya tu pagal ho gayi hai...yahi mila tujhe puri duniya mein ...south ke underworld ka donnn...
A: aree don hai to kya hua...mujhe na bhaut pyar karte hai...kabir sir se bhi jayada...aur innhe bhi na kabir sir bilkul pasand nahi teri tarah...
R: arreee wo matter alag hai...pasand to mujhe ye bhi nahi aa raha...
A: kyun ab inme kya kharabi hai...acche khassee to hai...
R: kya accche khasse...itna bada sa chasma...uss par mucche bhi hai itni badi...n look at this lungiii ananya...aur uspar inka tha aur thi sab leta hua hai...n fir bhi shayad inke murggan ko thodi kami lagi to wo don banakar puri kar diii...
Bhardesh kutty ji was trying his best to hear their conversation but after few failed attempts he intervened
B: Dekho jaan aur uska dost...idhar khusar pusar karna ka allowed nahi...jo bhi talk karna hai ..wo mere samne karna hotiii nahiii to main bhaut angry hotiii
A: aree nahi nahi...wo ye keh rahi hai ki aap kitne charming and hansome ho...
R: oye tu chup kar maine aisa kab kaha...(she baffaled)
B: matlab...main nahi hai charming or handsome...(saying this he took out the gun from his pocket
R; nahii nahiii bilkul bhi nahi...haan aap to sach mein bhaut hansome hai kutty ...ji...plzzz...plzzz...ye gun ander rakh lijiye...(ananya was enjoying this quietly)
B: okieee...but rememder...jab koi meri burai karti to mere ko pasand nahi aatiii...aur main iss gun se uska khopadi khol detiii
R: (she muttuered)...kahan pash gayi main...self obsessed man...(she was aghasted)
A: ummm...bhadru darling aap please meri best friend ko darao mat...aapko to isse convience karna hai agar ye kush hogi to mujhe support mil jayega maa ko hamari shaddi ke liye manane mein...
R: Shaddiii...(maan to kar raha hai yahi behosh ho jaun...isse se shaadi...
B: yes...mere ko aapni jaan se shaadi karne ko hai...
Richa once again pulled ananya and placed her chin on her shoulder and murmured ye tu mujhse kis janam ka badla le rahi hai...ronnie tera best friend hai...mujshe bhi jayda usko lee aati...main kyunnn (she made puppy's face)
A: ooo hooo chill kar...kabir sir se bhi tujhe hi problem thi na...to main socha ki kutty ke mamale mein tujhse pehle approval le lun...she winked at her)
A: Bhadru ji...to chaliye kariye meri friend ko impresss...
B: okieee...main hindi movie ka dialogue bhaut accha bolti hai...jaise...jo main bolti..wo main karti...aur jo main nahi bolti...to wo tum kar sakti...mere ko koi problem nahi hoti...(ananya was giggling at this...and richa was sinking fast at this)
Richa looked annoyed and felt like banging her head into the wall...but helplessly she took her head into her hands)
A: lagta hai richa ko ye pasand nahi aaaya ...dusra...dusra (she said amusedly...)
B: okieee...teen cheezon ko kabhi underestimate mat karna...bhadresh...bhadresh and bhadresh...
Pasand aayi tumko...
R: (she clinched her teeth and replied irritatingly) ...ek dialogue main bhi aapko sunana chahti hun...aap purush hi nahi bhadresh ji...aap mahapurush hai...
A: areee richa yaar tu irritate kyun ho rahi hai...tujhe ye nahi pasand aaya to kuch aur kara lenge...inke pass talent kami thodi na hai...
B: main dance bhi accha karti...tum dekhna chahti mera dance...kya dekhega...lungi dance ya nagin dance... (saying this he was about to fold his lungi to tie it to the waist )
R: nahiii nahiii aap please rehne dijiye mujhe nahi dekhna hai ...lungi pungi dance...
B: hmmm ...aiyyooo ...mana dar di...koi baat nahi...tum kuch khayega ji... I mean idli...dosa...sambhar...wada...uthpaaam...main abhi mangwati...
A: haan haan bhaut bhuk lagegi hai...(she said quickly and rubbed her hand in excitement and richa hold her hands and pulled down and said)
R: nahi nahi...wo mujhe south indian food se allergy...main tolerate nahi kar pati...(she murmured...please bhagwaan bacha le...) ..
B:aiyooo jaan ...aapki frnd ko to kuch accha hi nahi lagati...ab main kuch aur karti...
R: (she screamed): NAHIII plzzz nooo ab aur kuch nahi...abhi hum jana hai ...hum baad mein aaayene...chal ananaya...
A: are par ruk to sahi...dekh to le ki wo kya dekhna chahte hai...
R: nahi ho gaya bas...ab please chal...(she to grabbed her hand and took her away ...)
B: arreee jaaan ...kahan le jati tum hamari jaaan ko...sunooo tooo...(he paused when they disappeared from his eyes...) and then said...chalo aaj mr kutty ek baar phir kaam aa gaye...poor richa...ab to kabir hi better lagega usseee...problem solved)..
Richa and ananya...on their way back to home...
Richa: yaar...ananya ek baat bolun kutty se acche to kabir sir hi hai...tu chod uss kutty wutty ko and kabir sir ke pass chali jaaa
A: par tujhe to kabir sir pasand nahi..
R: nahi the...par ab hai...kutty se milne baad I think kabir sir bhaut better hai...(she smiled and thanking god for saving her from kutty's torture)
Ananya heart was jumping with excitement but she controlled herself and sadly said:
Theek hai ...ab tu keh rahi hai...tooo...manana padega...beechre kutty ka dil toot jayega..
Richa: BEECHARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!...and they busted into laughter...
With love
Kavya
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