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Hi guys...
Ye wala bhi meri sagi ke liye...đł
Note: no chapplofying!đ
KaYa Os:
A normal busy day at KKN...while Ananya and her friends were having a light conversation...
R: Ananya u know...maine tujhe kabhi imagine nahi kiya tha aise chuda, mangalsutra, Aur sindoor plus salwaar kameez bhi...
A: shaadi jo ki hai...ab iss chude ke saath western pehnungi toh paagal nahi lagungi?...
R: ye Tu bol rahi hai Ya tere patiparmeshwar shri kabir Sharma...
A: ( blushing) shut up yaar...
S: one hoye! Shaadi ko bas 3 din hue hai Aur Sharma rahi hai...hmmmđ...achcha Vo sab chod...mujhe toh aj party chahiye...
A: aaj?...lekin...
T: ha no ifs and buts...
A: fine main kabir ko bolke aati hu...varna baad mein kahenge bataaya nahi...
R: kahenge???? Ohooo!
A: richa yaar shut up!
She knocked at the door...
A: may I come in sir?
K: yes...
A: ufff! Aapko pata hai ye mere dost kamar lootere zyaada hai...ab inhe party chahiye...
K: ( leaning closer) toh de do...
A: ha Aur khaana aap banayenge...
K: par main toh aaj late hojaunga so how will I...
A: fine! Ab batati hu Ananya kya cheez hai!
Saying this she stormed out...
K: hey bhagwan KKN employees ke stomach ki raksha karna...
He let out a sigh!
Later that evening...
Ananya went home early to cook food...
A: kya banau kya banau??????yes parathe!
After a hard work of two hours she had something in her hand that looked SLIGHTLY like Indian bread!
But in happiness she didn't realize that she could see through them!
A: waah! I'm such a great cook! Arrey mujhe toh master chef India hona chahiye!
Next she made palak paneer...
Finally all arrived!
A: chalo let's eat first!
S: ha ha...main subhe se bhooka hu yaar...
Ananya served them her parathas at which sunny made a weird face
S: oye kya hai ye?
A: ye hai Ananya special jale-kaate parathe...
Malvika smiled oddly and then looked at the so called palak paneer...which some how looked very light in colour...
She took a bite and almost spat it out...
M: ye kya hai? This is lettuce not spinach!
A: oh achcha...then it's lettuce paneer...
K: ( thinks ) beta kabir aaj toh teri shyaamat hai...
Somehow all managed to eat it wire horrid faces...finally came the desert...
A: desert is baingan Aur zucchini ka halwa!
K: waah itna achcha desert sanjeev kapoor ke sabse famous restaurant mein bhi nahi milta hoga...wow!!!đł
Mal: waah kya daawat hai kabir!
Kabir laughed weirdly smiling oddly at Ananya...
As soon as he tasted her halwa he wanted to yell. . ...his heart was yelling that it was superbly horrible but his brain denied thinking of the consequences he would face that night...alone on the sofa in the hall.
Kh: wow kya khaana hai Ananya! Main...main nikalta hu...
All: ha..hum sabko apni apni maatao ka bulava aagaye...zinda rahe toh kal milenge...bye...
Everyone almost ran away...leaving a bewildered Ananya and an anger kabir...
K: how I wish I could run toođĄ
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Next morning both reached KKN to find it empty...they asked the watchman...
W: saab Vo sirf Khalid saab hi aaye hai...par pichle do ghante se washroom mein hi hai... main kabse awaaz laga raha hu...sunte hi nahi.
K: I knew it!!!!!
A: yeah! Chutti!!!!
The endđł
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