Originally posted by: funky n crazy
Paagalon Ki Toli
Ashi is sitting in her room thinking about yuvi...and suddenly she receives a message on her cell...
The message read..."You are the hottest red head alive"
Ashi replied with a red cheecked face.."What about the dead ones?"uv ka face got sara hua--😕
knock knock........ on ashi's room some1 knocked..
ashi jus opened n powwwww....... lol some1 thown a pillow on her face zor se..
ashi: iyyaaauchhh! kaun hai ye loose pillow man arrghhhhhhhhh.........😡
afta removing d pillow she saw uv standing dere n making face 2wards ashi 2 chirofy her!!😆
ashi fuming..........😡😡
ashi was taken aback how can he be here he was supposed to be campaining with his dad ashi ko laga shes dreaming becoz thats what she had been doing since he left sara din uthte baithte sote jagte yuvi yuvi yvui yuvi ab toh she suspected that she had really got "heman syndrome"
so she was standing there dumbheadedly holding that pillow he threw on her and staring at him as if he wa sosme bhooot
she approaches him dheere dheere and then shoooooooo halke se touches his cheeck to make sure hes real and not an illusion form her dream
and wen she touches his cheeck he snatches her hand and kisses alll her fingertipsss madly.... and she gasps laughingly in shoooock
youuu bander ke raja you are hereeeeee and you dared to throw a pillow on me you psycho moroneee ulloooooo bhalooo........
and she starts hitting him on his head with the pillow with ne hand becoz her doosra hand is busy being kissed by him and he doesnt respond to her beating becoz hes whole senes of existance is busy drinking her essance form her hand.....😳
Ashi finally gave up...and got lost in yuviii and started playing with his hair😳😳ashi: uvvvvvv y dnt u grw ur hair like rapunzel😳
uv: ashi r u arlite!!!!??? rapunzel ek bahut hi gorgeous hot (ashiiiii gves himmm a colddddddddddddddddd luk) i mean naive lukin princess thi!!!! besides such long hair!!!!!!
ashi: i kno i kno!!!!! but thn evn i cn hve my own rapunzel.....n mere rapunzel k curly curly locks dekh k sab jealous ho jayenge!!!!!
uv: no no no not possible!!!!!
ashi: uvvvv everythin is possibl in ashi land!!!!! i dnt care mujhe tumhare locks rapunzel jitne lambe chahiye!!!!!! thts ittttt!!!!
uv: its nt possib!!!!
ashi: yyy!!!! haan yyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! kaunsa unka maintainc ka bill bharna padega tumhe! am i using ur longggggggg locks to climb up n down d tower!!!!! haaaan!!!!!
uv (petrified n nt knowin wht 2 sy jumps n grabs onto d statemnt she made) : maintainc!!! thts d point!! sashi maintainc!!!!!! its vry diffclt!!!!!
ashi...wat maintainance hunnnnnnnn tumhare daddy kool tumhe thode zada oil ke paise nahi de sakte kyaaaaa...ager woh tumhare liye coconut oil nahi afford kar sakte toh dnt worry i wld lend u tommy ka oil🤣🤣...though tommy might think u r one of him which technically u are an he might end up biting u to pieces if he smells u r using his oil....🤣
Yuvi: Wacko...yeh bahut funny lag raha hain naa?ashi: r u mad?😕 how can i mazak uraofy of ma pet bhaloo size crow tommy!!!!
uv: ashi ashi tumhe tom tommy ka zyada concern haiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ashi innocentlyyyyyyy: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn!!!!!!!! pata haiiiiii tommy sirf 4 months ka thaaaaaa jab woh mujhe mumma k studio k one room k plant k pot k bajowale door k peecheeeeeeeeee mila thaaaaaa!!!!!!! my cutieeeeeeeeeee pieeeeeeee tommyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! usse bahut bura lagega uv!!!!!!!!
acchaaaaaaaaaa tumhe tommy kki zada fikar hai hun kya tommy tumhare saath yeh kar sakta hai.......he grabs her head and kisses her guusee main...his lips are actually hurting her and woh na usse maare ja ri thy...but then pata nahi kya hua both of them stopped fighting and she started melting like a choclaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa in his arms and she started feleing dizzzy dizzzy gidddy giddyyyy as if everything was floating he was/t releasing her onlyyyyy he went on kisisng her endlessly and finally wen he broke away she swayed and halka sa ansoo chalkofied and then she just grabbed him and hugged him tightyy tightyyyyy and said nooooone can make me feel like that mr psychoooo its you and only youuuuuuuuuu...he winkyed at her and said i know miss duh-huh,,,,,,,,,,,,,😳😳
Ashi: know what?😳
Yuvi: That you are my wacko and i am your physco😳
Ashi blushes and then looks into his eyesss😳😳 and then their lips touches each others and are sealed for a longg timeee😳😳
Finally they broke apart...
Ashi: By the physco...how come you here? I thought you might be with your gita and sita😆😆😆
uv: stare n stared at her n said " gita n sita r d same u know", n winked at her..ahi: errmm wah??😕
uv: i'm jus 1 woman man, sita gita all r d 1 n only wacko..😳
ashi: (blushdd hard but trned awy) haan haan 1 woman man! yuvraj dev!!!!!! jo ladkiyon k peeche bhagta hai!!!
uv: ashiii....
ashi: srry srry i mean ladkiyaan jisk peeche bhagti hain!!!! but tum toh 1 womn man ho!!!!!! tina ko toh yuvi singh date p leke gaya thaaaa! sonia ko gifts sehwag ne diye the!!!! laila ko real heman beach p leke gaya tha!!!!! n mahi k saath th harbajan dinnr p gaya thaaaaaaa!!!! naiiiiii uvvvvvv???
haaaaaaan in sab ko kissy aur yuvi ne date kiya tha aur dating aur pyaar main bohut farak hota hia wacko....mera first aur last love sirf tum ho tum ho jisne yuvi ko yuvi banaya usse pahle toh shayed i was running away frm my own self u made me meet my real slef u made me love my real self...main tera sarmaya hun ji bhi main ban paya hun tumse hi tumse hi raste mil jate hai manzile mil jaty hai tumse hi tumse hi...........
kuch lines sunata hun main tumhe which i hav written for oyu and only youuuu
"If i had to live my life without you near meeeeeee the days would all be empty the nights would seme so long
With you i see forever oh soo clearlyyyyyy
I might have been in love before but never felt so strong
our dreams are young and we both know they wld take us where we wana gooo
hold me now touch me now i dnt wana live without youuuuuuu
nothings ogna chnage my looove for youuuuuuuuuuuu you aught to knwo by now how much i lovee oyuuuu
one thing u can be sure of i wld never aks for mroe than your loveeee
nothings gonaa change my love for you you aught to be sure how much i love oyu
you wana change my whole life through bt nothing gona change my love for youuuuuuuu
if the road ahead is not so easyyyyyyy our love wld lead the way liek a guiding star
i wld be there for you wen u shld need me you dnt have to change a hting i wld lvoe u just the way u areeeeeeeeee
so come wid me and share the view i wld help u see forever toooooo
nothing gona change my love for youuuuuuuuuuuu..............."
Ashi was almost in tears... Her eyes said it all that how much she loved yuvi... and was soo mesmerized by this poem that she was spell bound...all she could say was...
Ashi: You wrote that for me??😳
Yuvi: What do u think?😉
Ashi: Duh-uh physco... i loveee youuuu😳😳
And hugs him tightlyy😳😳ashi uv still huggin!
uv: chodon ki nahi chodon!!!!! 4gt it ashi! im nt lettn go off u u nw😉😳
ashi: meine th kaha bhi nahi chodne k liye😳 (blushin as so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tht well......................im also blushinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn😳)
yuviiiii chaloo na tum na ek typical filmy hero ki tarah mujhe bhaga ke lejoooooooooo i shoo waan run away wid u mere maggy noodleeeeeees
fir na hum dono jungle main rahenge tum shephed ban jana guitaar bajate bajate sheeps ko chara khilane lejana
fir tum anaaaaaaa aake brkfasht banaaaaaaaa aur fir ellven thirty ke kareeb u hav permisison to wake me up wid a sizzling nashtaaaa then ab main neend main khud toh kha paongy nahi tum mujhe khilana ager main glaty se tumhair ungly byte kar dun toh typical tacky hero ki tarah bolna koi baat nahi jaanuuuuu tumhare liye oth main patther ki maar bhi sha sakta hun
then hum apny chotty si boat pe riding jayenge then i wld jump into the water and we wld race each other ager tum doobne lago toh dnt relay on me becoz tum jaise bhallo weight wale ko i wnt be able to carryyyyy then fr raat main wewld sit and stare at the taare aur tum fir se tackyness ki hudd karna aur bolnaaa chaand pe toh fir bhi daag hai per mera chaand toh bedaag hai...waoooooooooooooooooo kitny mast tacky life hogy hamary hai na yuviiiiiiiiii??
Yuvi: It's great ashi...lekin if u want ekdum filmy scene...then why dont we do this... I will go to work in the morning...then u will make food for me...then wen i will return u will be like, "swami aap thak gaye hoge...aaiye...main aapka pair daba deti hoon" 🤣🤣🤣 It would be more tackier ashi😳😳ashi: swami!!!!!!! mein sirf aapke pair nahi daba sakti swami!!!!!
uv (amusd): achaa th sevikaaaa tum aur kya karna chahogi!
ashi: swami!!!!! humare vannashra mein ek k saath ek free hai ki policy lagoo hoti hai....athva....,mein aapke charnoon k saath aapka gala bhi dabaongi swami!!!!!!! chaliye ab mein aapko iska udahradh spasht karti hoon!!!! waise swami aapko kaunsa tel pasand karenge....bhedieye k pee ka (i dnno wht pee is in typicl hindi) yaa phir suar ke nahe hue paani ka???
ashi lists hr hnds twrds him......
uv: ashi sevikaaaaa mera hukum hai ki......
ashi: hukum vukum hum nahi maanteeeee
uv: sevikaaaaaaaaa
And as ashi moves towards him...to give him an example... they both fall on ashi's bed with yuvi on top of ashi😆😳 just then MP and maate enters the room🤣🤣😉
maate: hhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! humneeeee kuch nahi dekhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mo: maateeeeeeeeeeee uvvvv ashi kkkkk
maate puts a hand on mp's mouth n strts grinnin!
ashi turns bso red so red so reddddddddddd tht evn a beet root is nt tht red!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uv(thinks 2 himslf) inhe bhi abhi aana thaaaaaaaaaa
ashi thinkjs 2 herslf...............
Ashi thinks 2 herself: Hey Bhaggu...didd they had to come right now? Yuvi would have been slaughtered by now😳
Ashi: Guys...tum yahan?
MP: Why? nahi aa sakte kya (vrinda giggles😆) Neways if u want us... we will leave...
Ashi: Hey Bhaggu! Did i ever say that?
MP: Nopes... but u meant that😆😆😆
Ashi: Hey bhaggu MP...dont be dodo...aur waise bhi yuvi was going...right yuvi?😒
Yuvi: yaa...yaa i was about to goo (thinking: I have to go now unfortunately😭)y...umm wackoooo tumne toh kaha tha utmhe mujhse woh history ke notes chahiye chalo main tumhe de deta hun
mp....nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootes😲😲😲ashi ko noootrs chahiye woh bhi tumseeeeee😲😲😲 ashi fial hone ka plan hai kya
ashi...umm nahi owh main toh main toh maate ke liye notes managr rahi thy
vrinda...ashi main apne notes khud banaty hun thankoo very much
ashi...ooooo sorry yuvi fir mujhe notes nahi chhaiye tum jaaaooo
yuvi....sad tum sure hooo
mp...teasing tone main hana ashi aur kissy subject ke notes toh nahi chaiye chemistry geogrophy scince maths phyyy... yaaaa yaa try out loveology am sureeeeee uska notes mil jayegaa
yuvi..... widout htinking.haan haaan uska notes hai chalo ahsi main tumhe deta hun and htne realizes wat hes saying i mean noo i mean...
and mp and maate burst out laughing
look love main pagal namoonon hum five mins ke liye baher ja rahe hai goodnight kisshy do aur is bhallo ko bhagoooooooooo we r sleepyyyyyyyyy
mp maate walk out.....leavin d dorr 2 shut behind dem.....
y innocntly: ashi sirf 5 mins....ashi i dnno wht 2 do😆 mein 5 mins mein kya karoon!
a: wht do u mean by kya karoon! jo karna hai karo n gooo.....waise u now hve 4.30minutes left
y tkin a step closer: ashi but im a vry seedha saadha boy...i really dnno wht 2 do
a: achaaaaa....its 4 now.....
y: iv heard ur suppsd 2 mve closer 2 d girl
a: d girl cn mvee awy frm u....for ur kind info 3.30 uv....
y hldin onto ashi's hnd: n iv seen in mvies dats hw d guy tkes d hnd
a: 3minutes
Y lukin rite into ashi's eyes.....
a: 2. 2. 2point 2 point 30
y: phir....
a:phir.....
Yuvi: Phirrr...
And he softly kisses ashi on her cheeks😳😳
Yuvi: Goodnight ashi😳
Ashi returns the kiss: Goodnight physco😳
Then yuvi leavess😳😳 and ashi goes and sits on her bed and MP-vrinda comes bk😆😳mp....tumko na yuvi syndrome hogaya
ashi...tell me smehting newwwwwwwwwwwwwww
vrinda....tumhe pata hai tum aajkal constantly blush karty rahty ho angels kah rhai thy shayad tum koi aisa ofundaiton use karty ho which leaves a red mark on ur face
ashi........haaaaaaaaaaan main yuvi foundaiton use karty hunnnnnn ager ye foundaiton maine zada dino tak use kiya den am definitely turning into a permamnet tomatoooooo man his looks can killllllllllllll mujhe itna wooshy wooshy feel karta hai woh ki i just wana break away and flyyyyyyyyy like a bird
mp...ashi tum pagal thy maine usna tha aur dekha bhi tha but aaj tum totally wacked out ho gayi hi
ashi wacke dout nahi psyched outtttttttt psychooooooo ki deewaniiiiiiiiii
a abs hyperrrrrr syin dis at d speed of rajhdhani express: hey bhaggu itni filmi kyun ho rahein hain sab!!!!aajkal aisa lagta hai mein thetre mein bethke popcrn pe munch nahi karongi! balki othas will do d honours........maate mp so jao gud nite......
n ashi tkes d blanket ova hr headddddd (actually blushin red wth d physco ki deewani cmmnt)
maate mp togetha: ashiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
mujhe naaaaaaaaaaa😭mujheeeeeeeeeeee naaaaaaaaaaaa bohut tez waly yuvi ki yaad aa ri haiiiiiiiiiiiiii😭plzzz mere liye yuvi laa do abhi ke abhi plz plz plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz😭
mp.......bangs her head ine xasperaiton ashi get a grip gurlll raat ke do baje u expect us to sneak into boys hostel and get yuvi hereeee
ashi........😭yuvi chahiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee abhi ke abhi i want yuvi yuvi yuviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😭😭...and she starts shouting like a two yr old
mp and mate r sititng wid their hands in their ears thinking which pyshcatirst in the world cna hav a cure for her...they shld knw that her salvation is only and only yuviiiii....😳
a: gt himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm😭 abhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maate: ashi ashi dekho its nt possibllllllllllll! tum ek kaarm karo phone karo hre.......gives ashi d phneeeeeee bu our luvly mstrpeic of dis plant dsnt pick upppppp
ashi: ho gaya naaaaaaaa nahi uthaya naaaa i dn creeeeeeee leke aaaaaooooooooooooooooooo
mp: ashi nahi laa sakte!!!!!
ashi: 5nnnnn th mein jaa rahi hnnnnnnnnn........n she gts up 2 strm outta d room!!!!!!! she opens d door to find uv stndin rite infrnt of hrrrr
ashi opens the door and ses yuvi standing there she shriekssssss yuviiiiiiiiiiiii and hugs him tightlyyyyyyyyyyyy
yuvi...oleee mera bacchaa mujhe telepathy huii that u r crying for meeeee
ashi...blushes..haaaaaaaaaaaan i dnt wana stay away form you tonight
y...i dnt wana stay away fmr u everrrrrrrrr
Ashi: Yuvii...and hugss him tightlyy
Yuvi: Ashi chalo mere saath... we are sneeking out and going to ladakh...away from everyone...just you and me!
Ashi: Yuvi...?!?!?! (Giving him look to not to joke at this moment)
Yuvi: I am not joking ashi... we are sneeking outt😉😳 Jaldi se pack your stuff😳😳waooooooooooooooo yuvi are you serious i mena really serious hum dono akele ladaaaaaaakh ki vadiyoon mainnnnn
hana now go pack ur bag
mere bag wag pack nahi karna sirf apna spider rakhna hai
kyunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn tumhe spider ki kya zaroorat padegy wahaan
spider mery raksha ke liye hai if u get too naughty then i wld naaaaaaaaa
u wld naa whaaaaat?
i wld naaaaa...
listen u wakco i hav all plans to get really naughty not wid u in ths trip soooo tell ur mr spider bye bye for this trip noone wld have u u r all myneeee only myneeeee do u G E T I T?
Yuvi: spidddddddddderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr😭hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ashi: achaaaaa kk i cn tryyyyyy!!!!! actin spiddyyyyy spiddy uv;s syin its kkkkk u neednt cummmm th tum yahi oe reh jao naa spiddy!
srry uv spiddy said no wh saathh chal raha hai
uv: aiseeee kaise dis dis peedy weedy said no...
ashi: spiddy
uv: yaa yaa tht nly.......sme thng!!!!! its a spidrrr spidrs cnt tlkk laooo mein poochta hoon!
ashi gladly grinnin as she knos he wnt dreee 2 touch it: looooooooooo uvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
uv: no no noooooo its k chalo spidy chalo (in his mind raaste pe tikhane laga donga..its k.....ashi hai,..thodi paagal hai...spiddy hai thoda dangerious hai buttt poisnous th nahi hai naaaaaa😕)
Ashi: Yaa lets gooo...
Vrinda: Ashiii...tum kahan jaa rahi hoon
Ashi: Duh-uh maate... kya tumhare ears bhi timboland main rehta hain aaj kal?? Main ladakh jaa rahi hoon...yuvi ke saath😳 tum dono please hamare liye cover kar lena
MP: Ashi... tum is physco yuvi ki baat mein mat aao... you are not going...hum class mein kya kahenge...and sonia aunty... hum sonia aunty ko kya kahenge?snyaaaaaaaa aunty hey bhaggu main tumhari aunty ko toh bhool hi gyai thy meri poor mom ko toh pakaaa hrt attack aa jayega if she finds me misisng wat to do wta to do
ideaaaaaaaaaaa voice mail mumma ke phone pe i wld levae a v oice mail
hello mummaaaaaa sunoooooooooo main ek bohut badi problem main phans gyai hun is yuvi ne mujhe kidnap kar liya hai and nw hes treating me like a real kaidyyyyy but aap fikar mat karo isne kdinap merkeo sirf na apne dad se bhagne ke liye kiya hai and kaha hai ager maine ya aapne apna muh khola toh ye mery bheje ke throigh goi nikala dega plzz mom fiker mat karna aap is yuvi ko jante hai yeh ek spiddy ko haath nahi laga sajta goly kya haath lagayega isne mereko kdinaap karne ki jurrat ki hai ab dekho main isky kaise band bahjaty hun yuviii dhaling get set gooooo for a ride of your lifeimte jo tum kabhi nahi bhoologe...and she winsk at yuvi...
yuvi tumne apny mom ke samne mereko gunda kyun bana diya
ashi becoz woh tumhe wiase bhi dako mawaalliii chor dirty poiltician ka dirty son samkhty hai
aur tummmm
main bhi tumhe yehi sab samjhty hun bt filhala am nt ocncetrating on them abhi my cocnetraiton is limited to your browny browny sizzling browny wala eyesssss and howwwwwwwww i love them wen u smiel and ur eyes shine wid ur smileeeeeee tumhe pata hai jabhi tum zore ka hanste ho happy happy wala laugh tabhi u get tinsy winsy dimply on ur cheekc which looks soooooooooooooooooooooooo sexyyyyyyyyyy
y: ashiiii (nudgin ashi lukin up n dwn) mp vrinda
a:haan th mp maate mujhe bhi pata haiii
Y:nahi tum unke saamnee.....ye.....sab......aise.....i mean....u kno....woh....
a:i mean...ye......woh.......no.....haan........but........aage. ..peeche upar........neecheeee........uvvvvvvvvvvvv tum th ladkiyun ki tarah sharma rahe hoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! ladki th mein hooooooonnnn!!!!!!!!!!
🤣🤣vanshuuu u have left it at such an awesmeeeeeeeee point🤣🤣all i can think of is the ikeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam fight dialouge between them🤣....
y.........tum aur ladkiiiiiiiiii😲😲...tum koi ladki wadki nahi ho...😆
a.....achaa toh ab tka kya mujhe ladka samjh ke date kar rahe theeeeeeee🤣🤣🤣
y.....eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww🤢🤣🤣
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ps...am off to studies all of you awehsme epopel have funnnnnnn continuing this rokcing game😃😳
Kumkum Bhagya
Arjun
