AY JUNGLE SAFARI ( LAST PART POSTED)

hey friends...hope you'll like this attempt of mine... 😛
AASHI YUVI THE JUNGLE SAFARI!!!
Alrite…there is a camp organized at sum forest and Mr. Goel is the incharge…Aashi Yuvi are not together yet…lets see what happens??? 😳
Mr. Goel: Alrite guyz and girl…toh aaj aapkey teen din key camp ka pehla din hai…hope you'll are excited..???
Chorus: yes sir…
😉 Mr. Goel: good…even me…well sabsey pehley mein aapna ek chota sa inrtroduction doonga…I'm Mr. Sandeep Goel, aapka camp incharge..aapkey camp mein jitni bhi activities hogi sab mein control karney wala hoon, instruction booklet aap sabko dey di gai hai…go through it.. 😛
Alrite then…aaj humari pehli activity ek game hai jo almost aap sabney bachpan mein kheli hogi…that's TREASUR HUNT… 👏 👏 .jin logo ko yeh game pata nahi hai unkey liye bol raha hoon…aap sabko do- do key pair mein yaney ek BOY and a GIRL ,distribute kiya jayega, aur saath mein ek list bhi di jayegi, who samaan aap sabko jungle mein sey dhoondhkar laana hai..is game mein partners ke beach mein co-ordination bahut zaroori hai…ohhh…ek aur baat pair k eek member ka ek haath doosare member k eek haath sey bandh diya jayega I mean lock kar diya jayega handcuff sey aur key merey pass rahegi, teen ghante mein aap sabko yeh cheezein dhoondhkar laani hai..jo pair sabsey pehley yeh saari cheezein laakar dega, that pair would be a winner…I hope aap sabko game yaad aur samajh aa gaya hai…..ne queries???? 🤢
AASHI- ( murmers)Hey bhaggu…aur grand game nahi mila inko…
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Mr. Goel: ah..Anvesha right….
AASHI: yes sir..!!! 🤢
Mr. Goel: Tumney kuch kaha???
AASHI: sir kya hum koi doosara game…
Mr. Goel: ji nahi…game to yeahi khela jayega…
AASHI twists her face…kool aashi look…
😡 YUVI: wacko..tumhe agar is game sey problem ho rahi hai toh wapas aapney tent mein kyu nahi chali jaati ho haan?? 😡 😡
AASHI: well firstly none of your business but fir bhi bol deti hoon, its my dam mouth mujhey job hi bolna hai boloongi get that..
YUVI: you wacked out female..mein.. 😡 😡
Mr. Goel: pleaseeeeeeeee……keep quite both of you….yeh kya ho raha hai man…
😕 YUVI: kuch nahi sir…its just yahaan par kuch logo ke pass dimaag nahi hai.
AASHI: yes sir…dekhiye na YUVI aapni tareef kitney achy sey kar raha hai. 😆
Mr. Goel: E…nough…shut up both of you…tum dono ek pair rahogey get that…. 😆
AASHI: no sir please…mein is Psyco ko crowd mein bhi tolerate nahi kar sakti aur aap…
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YUVI: tumhey kya lagta hai ANVESHA BANEREE RAY, mujhey tumharey saath pair karney mein bahut mazaa ayega. 😊 🤢
AASHI: oh look whos talking ek…
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Mr. Goel: Arey ho gaya yaarrrrrr……chup baitho tum dono…mainey keh diya…tum dono ek pair ho matlab ho…and common yaarrr be a sport and not a bloody spoilsport.( Mr. Goel made the other pairs and sent them off for the hunt now only AASHI YUVI were left)ANVESHA and YUVRAJ come here…I said come here. 😆
AASHI and YUVI walk towards the sir..
Mr. Goel: ANVESHA tum aapna left hand aagey karo and YUVRAJ, tum aapna right hand.( they did the same, Mr. Goel locked them with the handcuff and kept the key on the table and told them to leave…)
AASHI and YUVI stared each other as if they eat up each other in next second..but still they were obviously gr8 sports…they went into the jungle…
👏 Alrite…………
Abhi key liye itna hi….

okay folks....
here is the continuation part....
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Both the rokstars are going into the jungle walking walking and walking.. 😛 😛 😛

AASHI: Psyco..shayad tum bhool gaye ho ki mujhey IDIOT ki tarah tumhare saath bandh diya gaya hai ,toh thoda dheerey chalo…humey MARATHON nahi bhaagna hai.. 😡
YUVI: AASHI humey MARATHON hi bhaagna hai…hum akeley couple nahi hai jiney yeh task complete karma hai arite…aur bhi bahut sarey students hain..get that…
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AASHI: you moron..aapni kahaniya sunana band karo aur list ka first item padho…( she twists her face….) 🤢 😡
YUVI: alrite alrite…just keep quite….( Yuvi tries to put his right hand in his jeans pocket…duh-uh..YUVI AASHI ka hand is also attached to yours dude… 😆 ) oh god…yeh haath pocket mein kyu nahi jaa raha.. 🤢
AASHI: (shouts…) crackkkk PSYCO!!!!……my hand stupid….. 😉
YUVI: toh kya karoo??? 😕
AASHI: wait reduce…. 😆
YUVI: Oh shut up Wacko… 😡 😡 😡
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AASHI: ( hyper)hey bahggu 🐷, tumharey bachey kuchey brains kya tum raddiwaley ko 10 rupaiye mein baich kar aai ho… 🤬
YUVI: tum aapney silly lingos band karney ka kya logi…
AASHI: is handcuff ki chabi… 😆 😆 😆
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YUVI: ( sumthing strikes to him…) oh goodness gracious… 😲 😲 😲
AASHI: oh..finally flickering tubelight jal gai…
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YUVI: arey yarr…how did I forgot man…mainey is handcuff ki chabi toh chura lit hi…
😆 AASHI: ( shouts…) CHOR CHOR CHOR CHOR CHOR CHOR CHOR….. 😈
YUVI: shut up AASHI…jab sir peechey turn huey tab mainey key uthakar pocket mein rakh li thi.. 😃 😃
AASHI: you you you you you… 😡 😡 ..bahut jaldi strike hui nah yeh baat tumhey..
Duh-uh heman… 😛 😛 take out the dam key dodo… 😡 mein ab tumhey stand nahi kar paa rahi hoon.. iskey pehley cops aakar mujhey murder case mein, is jungle key jail mein band kar dey..just open this bloody handcuff… 😵
YUVI: hello…mujhey bhi koi shauk nahi hai tumharey saath handcuff handcuff khelney ka..( he puts his hand in his another pocket and……………..) 😆
OH ..........MY...........GOD...........
AASHI: ab kya hua Psyco..... don't tell me ki pocket tear ho chuki hai.... 😆 😆 😆
YUVI GIVE S A DAMMM INNOCENT LOOK.....
AASHI: whatttttttttttttt????????tum phatey huey pocket ki pant pehenkar ghoom rahey 😕 ho......arrrrrrrccccccccccccccccccccccc....... 😡
AASHI LITERALLY PICKS UP A MEDIUM SIZE STONE AND SHOWS TO YUVI AS IF NOW SHE'LL HIT HIM WID IT...YUVI TAKES A BACK......... 😃

Tring tring tringggggggggggggggggg………..
Time's uppppppp you'll need to wait for the next part man..
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hey buddies….
Here is the part 6….. 😛

AASHI and YUVI ran a marathon man…. 😆
Tribals sey bachkar…
😉 Hohhh….. 😳
Both are now far from their reach…. 😃
And both are dam tired…running….. 😳 😳
They now stop near a tree…..and both are gasping…
AASHI bursts out…. 😡

AASHI:hey…bhagguuu…PSYCO….( she is still gasping..) 😡 pichley janam mein kyat um horse they…ghode….goshh….. 😆 😆
YUVI: wachko…agar mein tumhey wahaan sey nahi bhagata…toh mera seek kabaab aur tumhara spring roll ban jaata get it…. 😆
AASHI: yeh rite…..agar mein tumharey saath thodi deir aur bhaagti…toh mera spring roll yahi ban jaata..and by the way Psyco crackpot….tumney aapni throat muscles itni mejistic way mein expand kyu kari….???I almost went deaf you IDIOT !!!!! 🤡
YUVI: wohh….merey leg par cockroach tha…
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ASHI: toh kha jaata tumhey????????( ASHI SHOUTSSS…) 😡
YUVI: hellooo……mein shair sey nahi darta…but I'm scared of cockroaches…
AASHI: oh hoo….jaisey shair tumharey ghar key walls par chalta hai nah…actually I pity that cockroach…bechara chota baby…………
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YUVI: excuse me….ek toh mainey tumhari jaan bachai un handsome looking guyz sey….upar sey thanks key alawa tum aapni YAP YAP YAP laga rakhi ho….
AASHI:look who is talking….ek cockroach sey darney wala tight pocket ka insaan…jo future philosophy ka lecturer banney jaaney wala hai….
YUVI: aab tumhari bak bak band ho gai ho….toh kya hum chalein???? 🤢
AASHI: toh itni deir sey kya ramp walk kar rahey they?????
YUVI: ahhhhhhhhh…..walkkkkkkk………
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AASHI: huhhh……….( she gives the rocking AASHI look….)
AASHI and YUVI again walking through the jungle…..
Suddenly…AASHI gets hurt with a strong twig …
AASHI: oouuucchhhh………. 😭 😭 😭
YUVI: kya hua???
AASI: arc…..this dam twing man….( AASHI gets a small cut on her hand..)
YUVI: ahh wait….mein tumhey HANKY deta hoon…
AASHI: oh let it be….tum jab tak HANKY nikalogey……mein 18 sey 28 years ki ho jaoongi….walk…. ❤️
YUVI: goshh…this gurl is impossible….. 🤢 😳
AASHI: kya kaha????
YUVI: kuch nahi meri maaa…………chalo…. 🤪
Again they started their journey to find the road man…goshh….toooo kool couple man……hey bahgguuu……they crossed each other…AASHI once lost her balance and Yuvi held her….they both looked towards each other…but as usual….took off their eyes from each other man….Again after sometime….. 😆

AASHI: YUVRAJ DEV…tumhey nahi lagta jabsey tum the gr8 ANVESHA BANERJEE RAY key saath is moronic Handcuff key saath tied up ho…..problems merey saath simultaneously chal rahi hai haan????pehley tum key lena bhool, fir pocket mein sey list nahi nikal rahi thi these tribals..hey bhagguu.. 😉
YUVI: yeh rite…yeh sab toh tumney akeley face kiya nah…..mein toh 10 kms door sey tumhey dekh raha tha…WACKED OUT FEMALE….
AASHI:WAT DO YOU MEAN???????
YUVI: what do you mean by what I mean???? 😡 😡
AASHI: you Psycoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o….. 😆 ( Aashi goes to hit him and looses her balance and slips down in the gr8 steep slope…and Yuvi is coming in gr8 speed as both are cought together in the handcuff……..hey bahgguu……dono slide kar rahey hai…..waaooo..)
BOTH: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhh 😉

They come down………
And AASHI head gets banged against a stone…. 😭
AASHI: aaaahhhhhhhh……..ah..ahh……..( she was bleeding terribly….and feels very unconcioussss……..and almost faints…she wasn't in her senses…) 😭
YUVI: AASHI…AASHI…..AASHI…wackoo…..are you okay…YUVI slighty shakes her up… 😭

AASHI was not at all well….and darling Yuvi was confused what to do….

Alrite…..
Read this line carefully……

YUVI TAKES OUT THE KEY FROM HIS POCKET AND OPENS THE HANDCUFF !!!!!!!!!AND THROWS IT AWAY……. 😆

Yessssssssss……………..Yuvi did have the key with him…………..

Luckily YUVI saw a small cottage nearby…..he picked up his sweetheart and took her to the cottage…….
He managed to knock the door……a handicapped lady open the door…… 😳

Oh ohhhhhhhhhhh………………
Time outtttttt……………
Wait for the seventh part !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do tell yeh part kaisa laga okay……..
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PART 7….

Hey friends..sorry yarrr….seventh part ko itna time lag gaya….
Bore dam exams they yarr..
Now I'll pakka pakka pakka focus of JUNGLE SAFARI..
There you go….. 😳

LADY: kaun hai tu? 😡 😡

YUVI was already holding our AASHI wao….kool…. 😆 😆

YUVI: mein..YUVRAJ… 😉 😉

LADY: aur yeh kaun hai? 🤢

YUVI: who…yeh….woh…ahh.. 😛

LADY: acchaaaa…..toh yeh teri patni hai…….. 😲

YUVI's eyes were tearing in shock after hearing this statement….😲

YUVI: what?????????patni…..yeh…ahh…waitt…. 😡 🤢 😲

LADY: haan theek hai theek hai…..jaldi bechari bacchi ko andar laa gadhey… 😃 😃

YUVI came inside that tiny little cottage….. 😊

LADY: arey kaisa aadmi hai tu? Teri patni key sar sey khoon beh raha hai….aur tu!!!!! ( she drags her wheel chair towards YUVI..) terey jaisey logo ko toh thaney mein band kar dena chahiye…NALAYAK… 🤢 😡 😳 ..itna atyachaar kiya tuney is bechari bacchi par , is bechari key sir sey khoon nikal raha hai MANHOOS !!!! 😉

Hey bhaggu folks…imagine…AASHI fainted and lying on the bed or rather the cot….blood is oozing from her forehead, poor YUVI is facing all the nonsense from the old lady……dam…she is not reday to stop at all man…. 😳

YUVI: MAM….dekhiye….mein iska husband… 🤓

LADY: haan..WHOSEBAND……( she means HUSBAND ) kya hai???? Shadi key wakhat ( waqt) toh bade wadey kartey hain…saat janam tak saath nibhayengey…. 🐷

YUVI: arey….wat shadi?????( bechara YUVI…) 😕 😕

LADY: hey PRABHU……..ab shadi bhi nahi pata is NALAYAK ko….arey oh NIKAMMEY 🤢 🤢 , terey haath mein yeh phool kaisey aa gaya???? Hat baju….( she pushes YUVI aside…..and YUVi doesnot know wat is this women upto ?????he has really strange expressions on his face…I pity YUVI man…)

LADY: arey arey…….bichari gudiya… ❤️ ..is gadhey LANGOOR key pass yeh ANGOOR!!!!! ( she turns to YUVI…) ab kya yahi khadey khadey is bechari ka chehra takega????jaa jakar haldi mein thoda sa pani milakar yahaan laa.. 😡 ( YUVI was still standing looking at AASHI..) arey jaa nah….( she yells…) 🤪

YUVI: haan haan jaa raha hoon…. 😡

He goes a bit far…. 😃

YUVI: Bloody Hell…kahaan phas gaya mein????? 😛 😛 haldi….haldii….gosshhhh…..ab haldi kaisi dikhti hai yarrr????ahhh…aunty…Haldi kahaan hai???? 🤢

LADY: Hey RAM… 🤢 .haldi bhi nahi pata NIKHATTO ko 😡 !!!!arey oh …..haldi nahi pata kya???ghar mein saara kaam isisey karwata hoga tu hai nah…..arey…kisi jungle mein jaakar bas jaa…is bechari bacchi ki jaan chutey nah…Haldi nahi pata……dekh wahaan par…peeley rang ki burni ( container ) mein hai…dikhi????? ☯️

The lady is sitting beside AASHI yelling at the top of her voice at YUVI…
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YUVI is dam irritated….but withstanding everything for AASHI as she is really unwell…..

LADY: wahaan khadey khadey Gayab ho gaya kya????burni mili key nahi…..haldi peeley rang ki hoti hai…who…ELLOW…ELLOW rang ki..( she means YELLOW ) 🤡 ⭐️

YUVI: ahh..haan mil gai….( YUVI picks up the bottle..) 🤢

LADY: arey toh kya wahaan khadey khadey khud ko lagayega kya????idhar aa….BEWAKOOF kahi ka!!!!!pani milakar laa…. 😡

YUVI: ( while he was mixing HALDI with water…..) heck…..god…kaisye kaisey speciments banaye hai aapney yaarrr….AASHI…please jaldi theek ho jao…. 😭

LADY: akeley akeley bhooton sey baatein kar raha hai kya????arey ohhh…jaldi aaaa yahaann…….. 😡

YUVI is wid a dark red face goes to her…😡

LADY: mainey kapdey sey iskey ghav pooch diye hain….tu haldi laga..jaldi..laga nah..( YUVI sat down beside AASHI…..) 😳

LADY: arey jaldi laga nah…( she hit YUVI on his head…) 😆

YUVI started applying HALDI on AASHI forehead….( the ossum AASHI YUVI romantic tune as back ground music..) 😳 😳 YUVI is admiring AASHI, AASHI is looking her natural best as ever 😳 😳 ….a sweet sleeping beauty as nebody would loose his heart for her..but hey….YUVI hai nah….all the scenes of JUNGLE are flashing in his mind man….rite from the time they were tied in the handcuffsss… 😳 😳 .the phata pocket fite ….then the tribal run…( Music is continuing.. 😉 ) the AASHI YUVI fight….now he applied haldi on her hand….he picked up her hand and kissed it… 😳 😳 suddenly…..

LADY: arey murakh….chummey lena band kar…( hey bhagguuu….wat am I writing yarrr????DIVYA….you are crack…)( again she hits him on his head…) 😡

Hey bhagguu..KABAAB MEIN HADDI !!!!!! 🤢

YUVI: kya???????? 😡 😡

LADY: haannn…waisey bacchi ka naam kya hai? 😉 😉
YUVI: helloo…mujhye koi bacchey nahi hai…. 😆 😆 😆

She again gives him one on his head…
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LADY: arey murakh…..is pyari ladki ka naam kya hai????

YUVI: ohhh…..ANVESHA…AASHI…..( he looks towards AASHI with love in his eyes..) 😳 ❤️

LADY: AN…..AN kya?????arey zor sey bol GADHEY….. 🤢

YUVI shouts loudlyyyyyyyyyyy………..

YUVI: ANNNNNNNNVVVVVVEEEEESSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😆

AASHI gets a sudden movement… 😕 😕 😕

AASHI: haannnnnnnnn…kya…kyaaa..kya hua??????? 😉

YUVI: AASHI…..tum…tum…late jao..araam karo…. 😭 😭 😭

LADY:arey beta…tum theek ho nah… 😉 😉

AASHI: haannn…who….mein yahaann… 😕 😕

LADY: lo paani pi lo…. 😃 😃 😃 (the lady gives AASHI a glass of water..) tumhey yahaan tumhara pati lekar aaya… 😆

Goshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………..AASHI throws the water out of her mouth… 🤣

AASHI: mujhey kaun laaya???( she coughs..) 😃

LADY: yeh gadha!!!!!

AASHI looks at YUVI…. 😳 😳 😳
AASHI: tum….lekin… 😕 😕 😕

LADY : arey lekin wekin kuch nahi beta…..raat bahut ho chuki hai….tum dono so jao….tum upar sona….aur tu…raat bhar….is pankey sey..( HAND FAN ) raat bhar pankha karna…mein udhar so rahi hoon.. aur agar beta..isney tujhey sataya..toh mujhey utha dena..mein teri maa jaisi hoon… 🤢

AASHI SHOUTSSS….

AASHI: nooooooooo……………( she murmers..) EK SONIA RAY hi kafi hai……

LADY: SON kya????? 🤢

AASHI: nahi kuch nahi…aap..aapso jaiye nah…..

LADY: haannn…..( finallyyyyyyyyyyyyy this lady goes to her place….and sleeps…) 😳

Alriteeeeeeeee………..wait for the next part !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AASHI bursts out laughinggg……… 😆 .she gets up from her bed though she was still not completely okay 😭 😭 😭 ….she looses her balance a bit…she goes and hugs YUVI…………..❤️
HEY FRIENDS....NOW THE FIC HAS TAKEN A ROMANTIC TURN.....AND SMRITI HAS WRITTEN THE ROMANTIC PART FOR THE FIC.....SO THE CREDIT OF THE ROMANTIC PART GOES TO HER.... 👏

YUVI didnt know how to react, he was shocked and amazed, he wrapped his arms around her as if enfolding her from the entire world ,and all its pain… and suddenly he could feel her tremble…he took her face in his hands, and look deep in her eyes….....daat look changed d colour of her face to resemble her red hair..... he brought his face down to hers…, and the very next instent both were lost in perhaps d most eternal kiss two lovers wld hav shared….daat one kiss had soo many memories of deir past….....

memories where dey had hated each other fought wid each other and had secretly loved and admired each other…........

ashi lost herself in daat kiss….....she wasnt even aware wen uv had tightened his hold on her and now she was litraly hugging him hard ,suddenly and ardent desperation took over both of dem and dey kissed each other hungrily as if repenting for d time dey werent together…........

ashi broke away she said in a shaky voice…...

AASHI: Uumm…uumm…its too late….we should sleep now…
YUVI: yee i guess u right lets go

he takes her to d bed and helps her lie dwn....he sits dwn besides her and she turns aways from him to hide the emotions which were so evident in her eyes….......

AASHI: bhaggu she says to herself ye mujhe kya ho raha hai……..

uv puts his hand on her shoulders and turns her gently towards him……..wen he sees her face hes mesmarized.....she looked so beautiful so pure in the moonlight....her red locks were strewn accross her face and wind was gently blowing dem......she looked utterly devastating…….... he could do nothng bt stare at her…….. ashi felt his eyes pearcing her very soul….. she sturggled hard to be stable…… to be still rather…….

he looked in her eyes…….... and what he saw dere made him realize ,what a fool he had been….. he couldnt belive dey both had wasted so much time in pulling each others legs daat dey had forgotten to realize each others worth in deir existence……....at least he knew now, that dis was the girl ,who owned d key to his heart to his soul and if she was not dere with him his life had no meanings....she was his strength his belief…….. he just looked at her…….. and said………

YUVI: YOU know what wacko……….. I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!

PART 3 😉 😉

Buddies….I really received gr8 response from you'll…. 😛 😛 😛
So here's the third part of the JUNGLE SAFARI !!!!!!!!! 😳
Hope you'll like it and be ready for laughter pills……. 😆

YUVI: Back off AASHI mujhey pathhar lag jayega…
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AASHI: duh-uh…isiliye toh maar rahi hoon… 😡 🤢 ( but then she throws the stone apart and they both start walking….) 😕
After they go deep…. 😉
AASHI: psyco….tumhey nahi lagta ki bhaggu bahut bure mood mein they jab unhoney tumhey EARTH ka ticket diya…. 🤢
YUVI: ab suddenly yeh tont kyu? 🤪
AASHI: woh isliye Mr. tragedy King kyunki tum jaisa insaan or rather STUPIFYING IDIOT is poorey earth mein main lantern leykar bhi dhoondhney jaoongi nah…nahi milega….(nods her face) 🤪
YUVI: oh buzz off….merey sey koi itni badi galti nahi hui hai get that…. 😡 😡
AASHI: haan haan bilkul…. 😉 😉 .phatey huey pocket ki jeans pehenkar ghoom rahey ho 😆 😆 , key(chabi) gira di 😆 😆 , doosarey pocket mein haath nahi jaa raha hai…but tumsey koi galti nahi hui hai, hai na…. 😆
YUVI: hui toh kya haan 😡 🤢 …ek toh mein tumhey yahaan jhel raha hoon....(AASHI interupts) 😉 😉
AASHI: yeh rite…..mujhey toh tumharey saath rehney mein bahut mazaa aa raha hai nah… 😈.ahhh…agar merey boyfriend ko pata chala ki mein tumharey saath YUCKRAJ DEV…
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YUVI: YUVRAJ DEV…😡 😡
AASHI:whatever !!!kay saath ek moronic jungle mein bloody handcuff mein tied pata nahi kya dhoondh rahi hoon toh merey baarey mein kya sochega??? 😕
YUVI: well I don't give a dam to your boyfriend…..mujhey meri girlfriend ki fikra hai get it…
😉 AASHI: tumhari girlfriend….( a dam puzzled look) 😲
YUVI: kyu????agar tumhara boyfriend ho sakta hai…toh meri girlfriend kyu nahi ho sakti!!! 😆 😳 🤢
AASHI: yeh rite 😉 …btw..uska naam kya hai??? 😕
YUVI: kyu????tumhey kya karna hai?
AASHI: hello…don't worry mein usey tumsey chura nahi loongi.. 😛
YUVI: aahhh..wohh..ahhh…DAYA SHANKAR……. 🤪
AASHI: DAYA SHANKARRRRRRRR !!!!!!!!!! 😆 Yuvi( she touches his forehead…) tum boys ko kabsey date karney lagey ho??? 😕 😕
YUVI: shut up…just shut up…..DAYA SHANKAR LADKI HAI get it…. 😕
AASHI: hey bhagguuuuu….girl ka naam DAYA SHANKAR hai…. 😃
YUVI: haan…pyaar sey mein usey TUK- TUK bulata hoon.. 😆 😆 😆
AASHI: TUK-TUK !!!!!!ossum( there was a complete puzzled look at her face man…) 😳 😕 😕
YUVI: aur tumharey boyfriend ka naam kya hai haan? 😉
AASHI: why???kyu???? 😕 😛 😕
YUVI: mainey tumhey aapni girlfriend key baarey mein bataya , ab its your turn..us moron ka naam kya hai? 🤢
AASHI: aamm…UMA PARVATI.. 👏
YUVI almost lost his balance………. ❓
YUVI: UMA what????? 😕 ❓
AASHI: deaf ho…sunai kam deta hai kya 😕 😆 ????duh-uh UMA PARVATI !!!!!! 🤢
YUVI: yeh BOY ka naam hai…. 😲
AASHI: kyu? Agar DAYA SHANKAR jaisa itna horrible naam girl ka ho sakta hai…toh itna delicate sa naam boyka kyu nahi ho sakta???(she screams..yuvi puts his finger in his ear..) 😆
YUVI: chillao mat AASHI…..( that irritating look)
AASHI: pyaar sey mein usey TIK-TIK bulati hoon…. 😆
YUVI:great…mindblowing…..(both have yucky facesss)
Hey bhagguuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!! TUK-TUK TIK-TIK…I really don't know what have I written?!!??!!just digest it….and wait for the next part !!!!!!
😉

PART 4

Okies…
Here's the fourth part… 😛 😛

They go even deeper in the jungle…. 😉 😉
AASHI: Hey Bhaggu…
😆
YUVI: Kya hua? 😳
AASHI:Psyco….tumhari TUK-TUK key chakkar mein I forgot key humey list key itmen dhoondhney hain.. 🤢
YUVI: meri TUK-TUK…aur tumhara clock TIK-TIK…
😕 AASHI: just buzz off okay….phata hua pocket kaunsa hai???? 😡
YUVI: why???? 🤢
AASHI: arey… 😛 😛
YUVI: this 1…
😕 😕 😕
AASHI: duh-uh toh doosarey pocket mein sey list nikalo nah… 🤬
This time he tries with right hand 🤢 , half of the list cums out and the other half is still inn…

AASHI: hey bhaggu!!!!tumney kya list mein fevicol lagakar pocket mein list dali thi???? 🐷Duh-uh….tum aisi jeans pehentey kyu ho?jab tumhey pata hai kit um day by day blow up hotey jaa rahey ho…
YUVI GETS DAMMM ANGRY !!!!! 😡

YUVI: goshhh !!! tum kya chahati ho, ki mein is jungle key leaves ki bani hui jeans pehenkar ghoomo??? 😆
AASHI: not a problem…mein tumharey peechey BAKRI chodney mein bilkul nahi sharmaoongi !!! 🤢
YUVI: SHUTTT UUUPPPP !!!!!!huhhhh……the list is out….
AASHI: finally….read out…pehla item kya hai?
YUVI was just about to read the first item…exact at that time.. 😕
AASHI: waisey total kitney items hai? 😳 😳
YUVI: five…( again he was bout to read…then…)
AASHI: Five matlab Paanch rite…???
YUVI: ( in a dam polite voice..)ASHIJI…. 😲
agar aapki permission ho toh kya mein aagey padho…nahi nahi..agar aapki permission ho toh hi….madam…
😆 AASHI: Haan toh padho nah…
Mainey tumharey lips stich kar diye hain kya???
AASHI: few……….( Yuvi releases breath..)
1] DARK BLACK STONE
2]TWO DIFFERENT SHAPED LEAVES
3]ONE METER LONG STICK
4]A FRUIT
5]WATER
and AASHI was literally irritated by the items… 🤢

AASHI: Hey Bhaggu…..yeh kaisi type ki treasure hunt hai????stone, water…fruit!!!!!!goshhhh !!!
YUVI: Chalo madam AASHI, leaves sey shuru kartey hain..ek tum dhoondho…ek mein dhoondta hoon… ( both are walking looking left right up down and then towards each other….but…after a mean second they pat their eye lids..and tunr their faces….the kool famous AY romantic stunt man…hey bhaggu!!!!! Plus the grand AY music… both of them together find a leaf..AASHI goes left, and YUVI goes right…thus their hands pull…)

BOTH: ooouuuccchhhhhhh !!!!!!
AASHI: PSYCO…
YUVI: WACKO…

YUVI: alrite..leaf is done…( he looks at AASHI)..AASHI…kya hua????
AASHI: YU…..VI…..tumhey nahi lagta hum thode zyada door nikal gaye hain????( she looks here and there, and a quite puzzled look…)
YUVI: AASHI tum gbhi nah..( even YUVI looks here and there..)GOD…Kahin hum…..
AASHI: Noooooooo……..wwwwwaaaayyysssssss !!!!!!!!!!
😆

alrite friends...
ab next part aaney mein time lagega.....
boring studies re..
exams on head...
but I'll try asap !!!!!!
❤️ 🤪 [:D/]

alrite...
I've tried for the next part....
there we go....
PART 5th....
AASHI: hey bahgguuuu....damittttttt.......we are lost.... 😡 😡
YUVI: goshh..I don't believe this... 🤢 🤢
AASHI: you better Psyco..yeh sab tumhari wajah sey hua hai get it..... 🤢 😡 🤢
YUVI: yo hellooo...meri wajah sey....galti tumhari hai...tum aapni bak bak band nahi kar sakti thi and upar sey...
AASHI: hhhhhhhoooooo.....I'm sooooooooo scared...YUVI UNCLE .....YUVI UNCLE...mujhey mat dato please.... 😆 😆 😆
YUVI: crapp....stop it AASHI its serious...mujhey is jungle mein tumharey saath nahi rehna..bilkul nahi...
AASHI: oh yeh....tumhey kya lagta hai...mera years ka sapna poora ho gaya tumharey saath is bloody IDIOTIC cum creepy nonsense jungle mein rehkar you Psyco....
YUVI: you certified wacko..... 😡 😡
AASHI: what haann..whattt????
YUVI: oh oohhhhhhhhhhhh.........( he looks on the other side....
AASHI: kya hua....kisi snake ko tiger key saath songs gaatey huey dekh liya kya????
he points towards her back through his eyes.....
AASHI: arey whattt???????tongue daan aai ho kya tum...
YUVI : Wackkoo.pechey dekhoo.....
AASHI: arey peechey kya..( she turns behind..and again turns in front....................................................... ............................................................ ..........she gets a shockk......and again slllooowwwlllyyyy she turns behind......)hey bhagguuu....yeh kaun hai????
YUVI: shucks....tribals lagtey hai.....
AASHI: YUVI....yeh log kitney ajeeb dikh rahey hain....( both are conversing in a bit fear...)
YUVI:tumhey kya lagta hai..yeh sab beauty parlours ya hair cutting saloons jaatey hongey kool dudes ya babes dikhney key liye....
AASHI: tum.....( gosh..tohse tribals..cum towards them...) nowaysssssss........YUVI....( AASHI holds YUVI's hand.... 😳 )
YUVI: AASHI......
BOTH: bhaggggggggooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!! 😆

both run like helll.....and the tribals are behind themmm....runniinnggg and talking sum alien language....
AASHI AND YUVI ARE RUNNING......AND SIMULTANEOUSLY THE CONVO IS GOING ONN....

AASHI: PSYCO......yeh kahaan phasa diya tumney???
YUVI: you WACKO....mujhey kya dream aaya tha ki yahaan yeh romantic tribals humara candle light dinner karney key liye hain...
AASHI: you just wait...yahaan par agar in tribals ney tumhey nahi maara..toh mein tumhey maar doongi.... 😃
YUVI: yeh rite....jaisey.......
both scream.......
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ( it was the end ...other side was a steep slope.......)
AASHI: hey bhagguuuu.....we are dead man....
YUVI:hhuuhhhhhhhh........
those tribes come towards them.....
AASHI: YUVI......yeh humarey pass kyu aarahey hain...
YUVI: ahhh....aahhhuuupppp...wwoohh...introduction key liyeee.... 🤪
AASHI: haannnnnnnnn....heyyy..HI tribals....mein..mein..SONIA RAY..na na an anaaaa....ANVESHA...the gr8 SONIA RAY KI DAUGHTER...( gosh..AASHI 😆 )and yeh...YU..YU...YUUU...YUVRAJ DEV...politician YASHWANT DEV KA BETA......( they both were dammmm scareddd....cause those horrible looking creatures..man ☯️...koi bhi darrr kaye...with all those leaves and what not man...)
YUVI: AASHI....yhe log kuch nahi samajh rahey hain.... 😕
then those people stopp...and a man comes towards themm...he cums closer...
AASHI, she swallows air..and YUVI was with wide open eyes... 😆
that man cums even more closer...YUVI sees sumthing...
YUVI: ahh....ahh..AASHI...( he says in a veryy low voice??) 😕
AASHI: ha..haann....
YUVI: cock...cockk...
AASHI: you Psyco...yahaan humara tandoori chicken banney wala hai...and tumhey cock , chicken khana hai...
YUVI: cockkk.....
AASHI: psycooo........waisey hi I'm getting sumthing in my stomach....cock cock band karo....warna tumhey cock banakar inhi ko dey doongii.. 😆
YUVI SCREAMSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..........
COCKROACH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆
he catches AASHI's hand tightlyyy...and runs from between those peopleeeeeeeee............

alrite...
issey zyada nahi soojh raha abhi.....
will post other part later.....hopw you'll like it...... 😃

PART 8………

AASHI: hmmm..PSYCO...out wid it....
yahan kya ho raha hai? 😉
YUVI: ahh..AASHI...
just samjh lo...
mainey ek
bahut bada war lada hai..
AASHI: war??????ahhh... 😕 😕 😕
YUVI: aahh ahh..late jao..
warna woh madam
mujhey late kar degi... 🤢
AASHI: hey bhagguu...its paining man...
YUVI: ahhh..mein haldi laga deta hoon...
AASHI lies on the cot.. 😊
and YUVI applies Haldi again...
AASHI looks into YUVI eyes...and YUVI into AASHI's eyes...
ASHI: hmmmm
strage nah..... 🤢
hum yahaa handcuff mein
aaye they...
tumney iron pighla diya kya??? 😡
YUVI: woh....acctuallyyy..... 😳
Handcuff khul gaya...
AASHI: khul gaya!!!!!!!do you know magic or wat PSYCO PEICE
YUVI laughs.....
YUVI: nahi....but...chabi thi....
ooppssssssssssssss
AASHI: wat???????????chabiii..........????????
wat did you say?
YUVI: ahh..kuch nahi.... 😉 😉 😉
AASHI: hhmmm...........auntyyyyyyyyyyy( AASHI shouts... YUVI puts his hand on her mouth..) 🤢
YUVI: Wacko..
pagal ho kya???
AASHI: dekho....agar tum nahi chahatey
aunty 😉
aakar tumhara COURT MARSHALL
karey... 😊
mujhey batao...
handcuff khula kaisey? 😕
YUVI: woh........( then he narrates the story..)
AASHI: wat????( she tries to get up.....)
YUVI: arey lie down...lie down...
AASHI: wat ever.....
mujhey garmi ho rahi hai... 😳 😳 😳
fan kahaan hai????
YUVI: wat???? 😳
AASHI: haannnn...aunty ney kaha hai,..
ki saari raat tumhye mujhey fan karna hai..
so start...
mujhey need aa rahi hai.. 😳
YUVI: ahhh...tum pichaley 3 ghantey sey so hi rahi thi
AASHI: ahhhh.......mein TIA sey inspire hokar aapni beauty sleep lena chahati hoon....so
so start fanning...
warnaaaaaaaaa
YUVI: warnaaaaaa........... 😡 😡 😡
AASHI: A for AUNTY...
YUVI:no no no…… I'm fanning….
AASHI: hhmm…good boy…. 🤢 🤢 🤢

YUVI does the same….. 😳
He fans her…..
AASHI: ahhh..YUVI…tumhey lalabuy gaana aata hai?
YUVI: wat??????? LALABUY ??? 😕

AASHI: haannnnn…..loorriiieeeeeee 😕

YUVI: nahi..mujhey nahi aati…. 😛 😛 😛
AASHI: nahi aati????fir bhi gao…
😛
YUVI: wat????arey I don't know man..
AASHI: AUNTY……..
YUVI: alrite alrite…ahh..NA KOI TENSION LENA…..
AASHI: gosh….jab lalabuy gaatey hain..tab dheerey dheerey sar par haath ghumatey hain….
YUVI: DOG jaisey????
AASHI: shut up PSYCO……gao… 😛 😛 😆

YUVI: hhmm…( YUVI starts patting her head..)BADLA ZAMANA BADLEY RULES DIKHATEY…. 😆

AASHI: oouucchh ooouucchhh oouuccchhhh….dherey PSYCO…tum mujhey sula rahey ho ya jaga rahey ho?
YUVI: alriteeeeee……..das nakharey hai tumharey….
AASHI: hhmm……
😃 😃 😃
YUVI starts patting slowly….
He just starts patting again…
AASHI: ahh…mujhey need nahi aa rahi…..ahh….tum dance karkey batao..
YUVI: AASHI…dekho….. 😊 😊 😊
AASHI: hhaaaaaaaaaa……….kya dekho…..DANCE nah..
Go ahead….
YUVI:hhuuhhhhhhhhh…………..mujhy dance nahi aata….
AASHI: AUNTY ko bulao…bahut acchey sey dance karogey fir.. 😉

YUVI: haan bulaoo…..( YUVI gets dam hyper…) bulao aunty ko…..wo madam mujhey itney time sey already dance karwa rahi hai…..mein ruka tha ki tumhey hosh aaye….ab tum nachao mujhey…..
😕

Ashi was happily shocked! All she wanted to do was to snatch him close to her and kiss him hard. She very eagerly went forward but suddenly she heard something...something from the past "uv tumse pyaar nahi karta ashi… ye sab sirf ek bet tha" Ashi's excited hands stopped in the air and instead of love a feeling of despair took over her as she recalled that one day where she had lost all control over her life. All that pain and agony seem so real so new.

It's so said that time is the biggest healer but then why couldn't time seal this wound of hers forever? Bhaggu had witnessed all her struggles of collecting the shambles of her broken heart and moving on in life. She had tried all possible things from hatred to ignorance… from mare friendship to finding another love but alas all she could do was strengthen this one feeling even more every single day. Why was it so difficult to get over rejections and why was it so painful to accept that the one love which you thought was yours was actually just a joke?

Different expressions crossed her face as she remembered the time she had spend with this man. She remembered the gate they had crossed to get into that park…she remembered d prank she had played to get him cross that gate… she remembered the unbearable amount of love and concern that was on his face when he saw her safe and secure…she even remembered telling herself that very moment that 'Wow ashi finally u have found someone who would really be sad if u get hurt, who would love u even if u no longer are there,' and with this thought she had surrendered to the kiss which had sealed their bond with a sacred promise but nah!

A tear trickled from her eyes and she was jolted back into reality...naaah...nothing was real about those glorious days where she had felt cherished...infect even today after so many days she felt humiliated because all she was to him was a silly bet as cheap as some CD's...yaa from outside Anvesha Baneerji Ray stands tall and strong but from within she does not even has the guts to look at him directly in the eye coz somehow she still feels he's mocking at her that 'look wacko I made a fool of u… look even u couldn't resist my charm.'

Now the tears where flowing without any fear or embarrassment...uv saw them and he knew her answer right there. He knew she loved him and they were meant to be together but he even knew that he had not faced enough punishment yet for that one bet he made. His heart and her bhaggu knew that each and every emotion he went through that time was as real as his music but there was no way he could tell her that...was there? He had never realized what love was…all he knew about love was hot chicks who drooled over him. Some for his looks and some for his money but there was this one weirdo whom he thought he hated… who had loved the man yuvraj dev and not the spoilt daddy's boy. She had come as a god's gift to him who had unknowingly changed his life. She had given him the power to dream and to love but he like a fool had betrayed her heart which she had given to him with so much of love and trust. He knew she would come back but he didn't want her to come back with any feelings of regret or distrust. He wanted her to be proud of the fact that she was in love with him…that she did no mistakes in leaving her heart, by his side…that she was d most beautiful girl in the world for him and each and every cell in his body loved her as passionately as it loved his guitar.

He saw her struggling with her mind and her heart and he could not bear to see her agony he decided to put an end to it, "Wacko! Forget it...it was just a joke…I love you and will always love u coz u are one of my best friends ever" ashi smiled through her tears. She saw the reality of his love in his eyes...she saw the pain he was going through right at this very moment but still he let her go...coz sometimes if u really love someone from within then u won't hesitate in letting them go...and that's what he did...

THE END.......