ASHI LINGO:
duhaa!(all time favourite)
hey bhaggu!-god
dont act like extinct species.
psychotic piece of protoplasm!-to kabir
plastic ball.-to uv
hollow protoplasm.
my internal organ will become my external organ.-to her mom
whats timbo? bimbo with teeths..he he..-to tia
mp-mental person
dont give me attention , or u will need medical attention-to karan
just chill!
chillax!
psycho ho gaye ho kya mom- sonia
wacko-every1
tumne apne brains ko iceland bheja hai kya- tia
u need a plastic surgery - Tia.
fake heman - yuvi
tumhare neck me to 360' ka spring laga hua hai jo koi bhi human female of any species ko 50m ke aspas dekhte hi activate ho jata hai-yuvi
thakur-ranveer
mate vrindeshwari devi -vrinda
"tia has one cell brain jo itne bhari body main kahi bhi gum ho jaayegi "
" tum bhuddo ke saath kab se ghoomne lage ho ?? "-ranveer
"dinosour "-dad
kaidi no. 420---to yuvi
tumhe darpok naam ki adat par gaya hai ,jaise DARPOK! present mam----to yuvi
mom chillao mat apka throat kharab ho jayega----to her mom
santa claus--to karan
timbo brigade-to tia & her angels
mujhe lagta hai tumhe apne enemies ke saath cosy hona aur girlfrnds ke saath wrestle karna aacha laghta hai-kabir
Mujhe bas ek bar us ka naam pata chal jaaye to mein use oil mein boil kardoongi...... KABIR
main kahan hu ?(yuvi) kathmandu(ashi)
tum kaun ho? (yuvi) kaisi dikhti hu cinderalla (ashi )
main kaun hu(yuvi) aam ka per (ashi)
tantiatope ke bare me to mere granddad bhi nahi bata payenge-mp
"main uska brain ka omlet bana dungi" -for aditya
aapka acting kaya utna kharab that ki apko party planner ka job lena para-mom
yuvi ko uski mummy chabanprash dena bhul gayi thi-guard
aapko pahela bata dena chahiye tha ki aap yahan bevakufo ke excibition organize karne aye the-mom
tumhe to comic charecter banna chahiye tha-tia
anvesha banerjee ko orders nahi sunne ki buri adat hai
mirror face karte karte kya tum normal face bhul gayi ho , timbo?-tia
ise kya hua? hello earth calling mars, earth calling mars-to tia (when she behaved sweeetly to ashi)e
"ur brain must feel as good as new, considering u never use it." ( by anvesha rulz)
"man to man, i mean man to woman ,no man to girl ...wahtever"--after a debate with yuvi's dad
"my mom and ur dad shayed kisi mele me bichar gaye the"-yuvi
hoshiyar!!! timbo-the queen of dumbness is coming-tia
oh bodyguard ..with big body- pri( when she was with aditya )
oh mujhe to pata hona chahiye timbo aur uski adopted mother-tia&soniya (in the pub )
motiroli-pri (permanent name)
uus (yuvi) to main rubber gloves pahenke bhi touch nahi karungi-mom
"hey bhaggu! saare insects kya mujhe hi bug karne ate hai?" -latty
"idhar ki baat udhar ,udhar ki baat idhar karnevali madam"-latty
"main organize nahi karti ... waiter kaunse color ke sox pahenege etc etc " (about her mom n tia)
"tum uski (jumbo) dodo daughter ke saath kuch zyada busy ho rahe" ho-sid
"tum itne sweet ho, itne inocent ho ...like a jalebi"-latty (a joke)
mujhe to pata hi nahi aaj aur kal ke bich tumne psycology ki degree bhi hasil kar liye wow- to aditya (in the farm house)
oh to tum apna awaj kho dale ho aur use dhundte hue tum yahan agaye-aditya
worm-aditya
"yuvi tum?! aaj sunday hai aaj to bhaggu bhi rest kar rahe hai"-to yuvi(on phone)
"wo dinoaour kaya mujhe einstein 's daughter samajha hai"-mom( before goinh to london)
my emotion is not a switch tum kabhi bhi ise on-off nahi kar sakte -yuvi
us chee chee ke saath tum cha cha karo-tia
"tum dono dodo ho aur argue karte karte ek din extinct ho jaoge"-mp n vrinda
"aap itne bare hati hai"-yashvant dev
"tumlogo ke chewingum dimag me kaunse question ghum rahe hai?"-sid n namkul.
"kalika unke mind me jog kar rahe hai"-mp
"tum to cool cat ho, mew-mew"-mp
"hatiyo ka jhund chal raha hai hamare bich"-mp
uncle tom/tom -chemistry teacher
"aap unke(jumbo) har baat me ping -pong kyun ban jaate hai? "-chem teacher
"tumse das feet dur se mujhe allergee hai"-yuvi
"yeh koi hospital ward ke theme party nahin hai"-chichi (when she showed white clothes)
"tum maurya high me ho ya koi nursery school me"-meher
"pata nahin weired logo ko maurya high me admission kaise mil jate hai"
"tum usse apne naam se kyu bula rahe ho... loser..." -yuvi
"tumhe agar lagta hai ki mujhe ab bhi wo sab yaad hai jo humare beech tha , to tum galat ho. kyuki mujhe apni galtiyaa yaad rakhne ka koi shouk nahi"-yuvi
"Contract is just a piece of paper and music our passion…and between a piece of paper and my passion I choose passion and am ready to fight for it!!! " (during band performance)
"Hey bhaggu!! Sabke brains ko summer holidays ke liye bhejna important tha kya??? "-to the whole band
"Well kiddos as usual mujhe hi crisis solve karna padega"-to the band
"HOOPS!!! Don't laugh too much varna tumhara yeh 12 KG make-up hai
na…wrinkle to crinkle to p***le ho jayega…and I don't want to see you
without make-up…you see I am not fond of horror movies!!! "-tia
"Maybe you didn't get me Main koi hobby classes ke forms distribute nahi kar rahi"-yuvi
"Ya, For all that I have done for you Mere paas ek poori encyclopedia hai of jo-jo maine tumhare liye kiya hai"-yuvi
"You super-duper rich and spoilt brat!!!"-yuvi
"You know what? Tum ek irritating and stubborn coconut ho"-yuvi
"Hey bhaggu!!! Is coconut ko rich zaroor banana because very soon isse excuse me bolne ke bhi paise dene honge varna no one will be interested in talking to him!!!"-bhaggu
"Bye you, dry, rotten, shallow, smelly, decayed coconut tree"-yuvi
"robinhood hamesha insaaf karta hai"(to uv wen she hid his guitar...coz he tempered wid kabir's skates)
"tumhe kya stupiditi ka overdise par gaya hai motiroli"-pri
dumb n dumber-sid n nakool
"oh no mama aap phir se dusro ke life me apna priety tang araii"-soniya
"tumhare paas do-do phone kyun?...tum apne size ke hisaab se phone rakhte ho?"-pri
"wow timbo iss 18 years me tumhe thora sa to akkal aai"-tia
ashi:devil own?
ashi:chocolate mousse?
ashi:chicken sandwich?
ashi:kabootar ke ande??
Adi: vo sid..
Ashi: ahh..butter, fied ya...TANDOORI SID!!!
