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Niyati

@hey.bhaggu

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+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#11

Damn I saw 4 episodes today, but forgot to jot down the quotes...so posting the ones that are on top of my mind!😳

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From episode 21 to 24

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"Pehle mein madari se deal karti hoon...phir bandar se!" -Ashi

"eeeeeeeeeeeee...main madari hoon ki bandar??" -Leo

Yuvi eats the burger that ashi rubbed on her shoes...

"Nice burger!" 🤣

Leo:"Woh andar aaya aur bola...leo out, leo out...toh leo out!" 😔

Ashi:"That loony...iss bacche ko bhi nahi choda...my poor lil funky monkey!" 😔🤗

Ashi: "arre fungus tumhare dimaag mein toh nahi gus gaya naa...?" 🤣

Ashi: "Yuvraj Dev...what an apt name!! Apne aap ko kahan ka prince samajta hain? Iss chote se bacche ki kulfi bana di...aur woh gataiya se ek gane par dance kar raha hain??? Uska jo brain haina, pigal ke uske naak ke through aayega...phir uske muh mein aayega...aur uss taste se naa woh khud dar jayega!! Phir PHOOTUK karke naa uska brain kahin gir jayega!!" 🤣🤣🤣

Ashi: "Mujhe abhi gaddar mission pe jana hain...heman is going to eat his own sh*t!"

Leo: Anvesha bole toh jaadu...heman ko fodegi!! Ab dekh lena tum log! 😉

MP: "Please jaldi koi doctor ko bulao...mujhe ajeeb cheez dikh rahi hain...ashi yuvi se itna politely baat kar rahi hain?? PLEASE DOC DOC!!" 🤣🤣🤣

Yuvi to leo: Tinguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! Ab mein tumse tang aa raha hoon!😡🤣

Yuvi: Ma'am...dimaag hoga tabhi toh kahi jayega naa!!

Ashi: Thanks yuvraj!! Tumhara toh dimaag rot hogaya hai...ab tak stink kar raha hoga...now shut ur trap, nahi toh mochi bulana padega! 🤣

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Okie more later...that's all i remember!🤔

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debo...:D

@leeseunggilove

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#12

lol this is from episode 52

ashi yuvi in d shed!

yuvi: somethimes i think..what would happen agar mere sath aisa hua..how would i react? im sure mujhe zyada farak nahi padega..but still..

ashi: then i think u should see a doctor..and get ur brains changed...and iss baar na ek acche aadmi ke brains lena...

yuvi: ya right! kisi aur ke brains ,iss body me..total malfunction..trust me!

ashi: really....*gets up* but seriously..jaha tak hamre parents ki baat hai..i think we got a raw deal..hamara bad luck hi kharab hai..tum kabhi ye nahi sochte ki jo hamare parents hai..agar hamare parents na hote toh kaisa hota? i mean agar hum kisis aur family me born hote...

yuvi: but kyun? i mean we have to live with who we are.

ashi: i just sometimes wonder..depression kam ho jati hai

yuvi*brigtening up*: well to that i have the perfect cure.and in my case its my guitar

ashi*smirking and facing him..*: alrite play something..

yuvi smiles his adorable smile..

ashi: iv gone through so much in my life..i can certainly go through this...

to this yuvi fumes..:tum hamesha itni sarcastic kyun behave karti ho haan?

ashi: pata nahi..par tum kuch play karo na..tumne kuch accha banaya hoga.. maybe u wrote something for someone special..

yuvi: well there is dis one tune..which has been goin in my mind...it goes something like this

*and music fills the air...*

i love this scene!😳

Edited by luv_wacko - 14 years ago

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debo...:D

@leeseunggilove

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#13

from ep 54

ashi: woh ladki totally bimbo hai..*then wid more emphasis* TIMBO..

and yuvi laffsssssss..soooo adorablyyyyyyy..awwwwwwwwwwwwww

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samara abbasi(simi)

@Simi_YaRaLover

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#14

ashi: kiya hum sadharan , maamoli , random janta aap jaise super cool dude ke saath thori der baat kar sakhte hain..
yuvi: hm surely ,
ashi: yahan nahiin bahr syqo..
yuvi: ah ha ha, alright, after u sadharan maamoli waqo...
now ashi yuvi in haal..
yuvi: u know what thats y i call u bed looser..
ashi: give it up , tum aise kab tak drama karte raho ge.. this is ur only chance convenes kar do tumne aisa kyun kiya .
yuvi: heloo .. loony bin ki nani .. u know what tum jaise ridicules ko person ke liye mere paas koi bhi answer nahiin hai ,, i mean come on just because tum apna defend expect nahiin karna chahiti tum dusron ko try kar rahi ho .. mere against jhoot bolne ke liye
an other girl .. sorry i dnt know her name: yuvi , ashi ne mujhe koi brade nahiin diya okk..

yuvi: ohh ya , toh tum yeh sab free main kar rahi ho ??? ch ch ch.. poorest chick naaa... u know what ashi ?? tumhara yeh ilzam bed less hai.. sid our mene aisa kuch nahiin kiya hai .. our waise bhi us room ki bas ek hi chabi hai jo sid ke paas nahiin jumbo ke paas hai .. u know what , mujhe lagta tha ke tumhain jeetna ata ho ya na kamskam gracefull harna toh aata hoga.. but hell i was wrong kyun ki tum toh haarne ke baad bhi apne dirty tress se bahar nahiin aaye.

ashi: syqo .. kis ki freak dirty hai our kon looser hai yeh humain buht jaldi pata chal jayega ..

main tumhe expose kar dungi .. watch out ...

then yuvi kissing her hand

yuvi: good luck waqo. kyun ki expose karne ke liye hai hi nahiin

sid: dude come on hamain party main wapas jana chahiye is waqo se baat kar ke koi faida nahiin .. come on come on..

ashi catch him and show her punch and say ..

ashi: uuuu.... mera ek punch hi tumhare liye kafi hai..

then yuvi stop her and say..

yuvi: ashi ... stop it ... enough alright enough ...

then yuvi say sid ..

yuvi: sid gone ..

then yuvi seeing her and gone from here..

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Niyati

@hey.bhaggu

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#15

I was watching episode 37...and this dialogue needs to be here:

"Tumhe pata nahi meri mumma ka fav. song kya hai? 'Give me some Truth' John Lenon ka...kafi purana hain...tumne suna hain kya?? It says that everybody needs the truth!! Tumhe pata hai ki yeh gana itna popular kyun hain? Kyunki sach kabhi nahi badalta...It never goes out of fashion!!😳🤗🤗

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samara abbasi(simi)

@Simi_YaRaLover

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#16

nakul say to yuvi and point to ashi ..

tumhain bari hasii aa rahi hai .. uski pyaari pyaari harkaton par

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Meeko

@Meeko

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Posted: 14 years ago

#17

omg.. this ones from epi 22, thts wer i am

ashi- is chote se bacche ki kulfi bana di

and apne kisi stupid gaane pe dance kar rah hai??

yuvraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj devvvvvvv!!!!!😡

uske jo brain hai na.... pigal ke uske naak ke through aayga!

phir uske moo mein aayega

phir uske taste se na, woh khud darr jayega😆

fir phoootooooooooooook karke na, uska brain kaheen gir jayega!!😆

huh!! ashi,.. wht an idea, yeh pehle kyun nahi aaya

:P uv ab toh tu gaya, watch this....

omfg... ashi is too good!!!

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samara abbasi(simi)

@Simi_YaRaLover

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#18

ashi flirt with yuvi ...

i love this scene and this dialogue

ashi: can i ask u something ??
yuvi: sure
ashi: tumne mere liye apni life kyun risk ki .. i mean waise tum ek chicken ho , whats the tough ??
yuvi: wohh ohh babes , first things first I M NOT CHICKEN .. and secondly mene jo kiya woh mourya haigh ke sabhi student ke liye kiya ...
ashi: vey freakly ... i think u start liking me ..
yuvi's expression is soo nice and thats backround music is wowww ..

yuvi: tum kiya pankhe se ulta latak ke soti ho ?? loser ... ya phir tumne apne brains ko kisi lambi chuti par bhej diya hai ?? lets me guess ... garmyon ki chutyon ke liye tumne apne brains ko kisi cold store main chod diya hai ..

ashi : subject mat change karo ok , mujhe sab pata hai .. any way , tum pahle ladke nahiin ho jo ashi ke pyaar main pagal ho gaye ho .. i mean main hun hi itni sweet huh ? yuvi main sab samjh sakhti hun ke tum mujhe itna pyaar kyun karte ho ??

yuvi anvesha mujhe pura yaqeen ho gaya hai tumhare brain Antarctica main holiday kar rahe hain our wahan pe freeze ho gaye hain .. main tum jaise wacko our stupid jaisi ladki se kabhi pyaar nahiin kar sakhta ...

ashi: gr8 kyun ki main bhi tumse kabhi pyaar nahin kar sakhti .. agr is planet pe humen ki jagah monkeys aa jate toh main unse pyaar kartii .. par tumse kabhi nahiin ..

yaaaaaaar i loveeed this .. totally cool ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIdwzn1ZdRg

Edited by similuvs_ashiuv - 14 years ago

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Shivani

@shivani003

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Posted: 14 years ago

#19

Haha awesome collection of quotes. They just made me 😊 and 😆

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Niyati

@hey.bhaggu

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#20

Episode 44

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Pri: Tum kabhi bhi seedhi baat kar sakti ho?😡 Mujhe tumhari koi bhi baat kabhi bhi samaj mein nahi aati!

Ashi: Okie. Okie. Itni garam mat ho. Melt ho jaogi toh flood aa jayega. (My reaction --> )

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MP: Tumhe aur Tia mein koi farak nahi hai.

Ashi: Please MP, mujhe aisa gali mat do... (My reaction --> because of the dialogue and because of the moment )

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Ashi waiting for MP and Vrinda tells her that they have tried but MP isn't ready to listen...

Ashi: Mujhe kuch nahi pata, I will keep standing here like kutub minar, par mein yahan se hilungi nahi (yooo...that's my ashi! ☺️)

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Ashi: Maria! MP!!!

MP: Why you following me?

Ashi: Tumhe jo kehna hai kaho. You wanna shout? Shout. You wanna abuse? Do whatever you want. But please, mujhe yeh toh batane do tu mere liye kitni important ho ()

MP: Lekin mein toh ek chor ho. You shouldn't be attached to me.

Ashi: Tum sahi keh rahi ho. Maine galit ki hai. I have behaved like an idiot. I am really sorry

MP: Good

Ashi: Main school ke baaki duh-uhs ki tarah hoon MP, maine tumpe shuck kiya...but I never meant to hurt you

MP: Well you managed.

Ashi: Thik hain, merese galti ho gayi...I've said sorry. I mean human beings se toh galti hoti rehti hain, you know that. But please don't do this I have never had a real friend before (😍😍😍)

MP: Ashi, you are a natural leader. You'll always have people around you.

Ashi: Sabko meri advice aur opinion chahiye...par jab mujhe kisiki advice chahiye, toh main kahan jao? I mean duniya ko convince karna that I am strong is very easy, but apne aap ko convince karna is impossible.

MP: Ashi please, mujhe akela chod do

Ashi: Nahi. Please. Mujhe aaj bolne do. Tum meri life mein ek sense of belonging layi ho (🤗🤗🤗) Maine tumse bahut kuch sikha hain...I mean main itni impulsive hoon aur tum itni sensible aur strong. Tum merese zyada balanced ho. We make a perfect team Maria. (OH YES! YOU DOO!! ) You're the best friend I've ever had.

MP: Ashi, please. Next time you have a friend...uske peeche yun detective mat play karna. Trust me on this.

Ashi: I know. I know I've done wrong. Mujhe tumse pehle poochna chahiye tha. Mujhe pata nahi maine aisa kyun kiya. Main theek kehti hain...ki main kabhi 60 years ki ho jati hoon aur kabhi kabhi 5 saal ki bacchi (😆😆😆)

MP: I understand. Mere saath bhi aisa hota hain.

Ashi: Mujhe toh aisa lagta hain ki main things complicate karne ke liye paida hui hoon (awww ashi 🤗🤗)

MP: Take it easy. I forgive you [\:d/] par abhi mujhe jana hai...bahut dor jana hai...isiliye i've to leave fast.

^^Gah! I love this scene. I love Ashi-MP! Such a beautiful friendship!😳🤗🤗