**DARE TO DATE**

Well pals😊, I am writing this fic like after a real long timeeee... NO EXCUSES, but yesterday thought to come backwith tickling ur funny bonessss... so without much chap chap here u all go😳.... it is a concept of dating off course by Aashi inspired by a reality show DARE TO DATE😉 organised by MTV, no no no...she was not a participant, but tried the challenge given to him by her very own PSYCO...😆

😊 DARE TO DATE!-part 1 😡

18^th September 2010- 08:00 PM

Yuvi: So what do u think Aashi, can u do it?

Aashi: (starring hard at Yuvi) What do u think daddy's boy, double dating sirf boys ko aati hai? I can double date better.

Yuvi: Its not double dating u dumb girl, tumhe...

Aashi: Haan haan pata hai, do morons mei se dimaag wala moron kaunsa hai dhoondhna hai na, n ek dinner, dats it.

Yuvi: So its a deal, agar mei jeeta...

Aashi: Toh mei tumhara sar tod dungi, n agar tum hare toh tumhe maurya ki terrace se dhakail dungi.

Yuvi: ha ha ha, bahut hasi aai mujhe.

Aashi: Hass lo, kyunki kal sham ko toh merey socks bhi nahi milengey aansu poochne k liye.

Yuvi: Kal sham 8:00- deadline.

Aashi: Agreed Mr. DEAD.

Yuvi: hey hey hey, pehle condition clear karlo, win-loose, what will be the price?

Aashi: GIANTS first

Aashi: Yeh right, kis kiske saath tumne UDHARI--AANDOLAN chalaya hai btw? Paanwale Bansari se? ya wait a minute, chemist ki shop....Yuvi, kya tum Dev parivaar ka vansh aagey badhane k mood mei ho???😉

Yuvi: Shutt upp Wacko! Bakwaas band karo, meri baat suno, agar tum haari then u r paying all my debts, whatever amount it is...

Aashi: And agar mei jeeti, then yaad rakhna , tennis match yaad hai nah, us din toh racket ko sorry bolna pada tha, is baar...

Yuvi: Iss baar???😕

Aashi: Watever it is. btw, tum toh baut chavannichap type ban gaye ho yaar. I mean maurya se pass out honey tak toh Mr. politician tumko tumhari pocket money dete they, job aate saath hi debt debt everywhere ka naara shuru ho gaya hai, wao!

Yuvi: darr gai kya? (wicked grinnn)

Aashi: U wish psyco! kal sham 8:30 same place.🤢

Yuvi: DONE! 🤢

19^th September 2010

Aashi: (extremely furious...redder than her red sexy streaks) What the F! stop this noise pollution get it, kitna amount hai bolo and bhaad mei jao tum.

Yuvi: (NON STOP HASI K THAHAKEEeeee..and loudest voice ever so possible...as if trying to share with the world what an achievement he has got) I would have never ever ever in my widest possible dreams expected this great treatment man.... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Aashi: (irritated level 1... irritated level 2... irritated level 3...) Listen...

Yuvi: No No.....u listen, tumhare efforts baut smart they, ab yeh tumhari Galati thodi na thi (laughter spreeee.....)🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Aashi: (irritated level 4... irritated level 5... irritated level 6...) Mei tumhare daant tod dungi, lifelong ramu kaka banker ghoomte rahogey samjhe dummy.

Yuvi: Aashi! tumne mujhey meri zindagi ka sabse precious gift diya hai....( PATHETIC SARCASM) 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Aashi: Abhi ek punch bhi dungi, stop ur idioticity!

Yuvi: 🤣🤣 🤣 🤣 I had warned u, tumhare bass ki baat nahi hai 🤣 🤣 🤣 but stilll....extra smartness ki tsunami jo aai hui rehti hai tum mein 🤣 🤣

OMG Divu!! I can't stop laughing especially with the last line! 🤣

It's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just couldn't stop laughing ... amazingly written ... enjoyed every bit of it 😆😆😆😆😆 it's simply out if the world 🤣🤣🤣🤣 please continue fast ... really can't wait for the next dose of laughter ...😆😆

Arpita ...

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Divya George if u think i am goinggggggg to sit here and read ypur ewww comic sans font then u r HIGHLY MISTAKEN.....if u want the great me k expert opinion thoughts feleings over this one then u know what u got to do baby.....u got to pick up ur pathetic phone dial my adowable number with your pathetic fingers call me and read this out to me upclose and personal...i know i wld have go through the torture of hearing your extremely pathetic voice...but aaah the great me can do this much of ahsaan on u.....😎

mene ye show kabhi dakha nahi hai dare to date... or mujhe dare kuch khas samjh nahi aaya... par line boht achi thi me to ashi yuvi ko imagine kar rhi thi it was really funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
last line me suddenly laga ke kiss hai.... so mai shocked ho gai.... phr to yuvi ko boht maza aata....

🤣🤣🤣 divya...ye kya tha....lmaoooooooooooo...they both bring out d violence in each other...😎...