Take 5 : Alvida Raqth'd Reth - We Barely knew Ye!

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-Jamba-

@-Jamba-

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Posted: 11 years ago

So this week be chutti ve, and as per promise to Savvy ve - I return to the world of raqth'd reth. 😃 😃 Especially since the show is about to bid wave

, despite having tried all kinds of logically impossible contortions to please TRP Maiiya.

But, but but...the raqth is long gone...and so is the reth! 😕

Gone to the same Happy Hunting Grounds where the accent, Thakur Barney Sa, and bitiya's lehengas and chutiyas all breathed their last. So bhat is different, and bhat is the same? thinking

1. Bitwa's mooch now has a BFF - bitiya's fringe. And the audience waits for a "hairy" rabba ve. love struck

2. Ang-reji galore! Bitiya is probably thanking Devi Maiiya and Bholenaath that she's done with the "thaari's" and "mhari's" - and back home with lots and lots of angrezi. whew!

That trusty ole "Fake Rajasthani for Dummies" book went to the same happy hunting grounds (HHG) as - see above.

3. Bitiya 1.0 got Rangrasiya with music *and* words. She even got "heli mhari". Bitiya 2.0 only gets music - unless Taylor Swift agrees to pen updated lyrics and score background.

4. Achaar still rules the roost. Love stories may come and love stories may go - but "the keemat of mutthi-bhar achaar"? Tum kya jaano - Thakur!

The achaar will remain, long after its makers have gone on to their HHG. Thousands of years from now - archaeologists excavating in Rajasthan will find barrels and barrels of the stuff, still preserved to with an inch of its life - by God. no talking

5. I was trying to remember where I've seen bitiya's fiance before. Then the bulb went off. idea

(Spot the resemblance)

Since is probably my final foray into the not-so-raqth'd, not-so-reth'd forum - Adieu one and all, and miltey hain, once bitiya returns in her next roop. Imma rooting for kickass, hard-as-nails, take-no-prisoners avatar.

But so long as she isn't in the kitchen chopping onions against an egg-timer - chalega. 😃

Until then - Rabb...Rasiya Ve! 🤗

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@Zeffy

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Posted: 11 years ago

Hi Jamba ji,

I have been a silent reader of your one-of a kind posts right from day 1 and they inspired me to make an index, hope you do not mind!

I love your takes, and secretly wished, prayed you would pitch in before the show bid adieu.

I have never had the opportunity to interact, having I joined the forum late, but can truly say it an honor to be in the same space as you! 😳

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Vistaa

@Vistaa

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Posted: 11 years ago

J Ve...bery, bery laang time🤗🤗

Moonch and fringe in a hairy RV!!!!...oh, the mental pic🤣

Sau Labors of love and such ek taraf, aapka Take 5 ek taraf!!⭐️⭐️⭐️

May it prosper long and good😃 Until next time...

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savvy05

@savvy05

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Posted: 11 years ago

The Achar chronicles and when "Hairy meets Fringe?" 🤣.. only you can come up with such observations J.😃

Nothing to add except to say that I hope the SKD about bitiya's next on screen avataar becomes true and she is back with a script backed role (at least for the initial episodes )- kuch zyada nahin maanga!!

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...Pwincess...

@...Pwincess...

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Posted: 11 years ago

Haha this is really good!

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DiyaS

@DiyaS

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Posted: 11 years ago

LADY J!!!!! 🤗

Ek Take 5 ki keemat tum kya jaano, Jamba sa 😆

Good to see you here, sadly just in time to wind up the show.

I can see you haven't lost your touch ... been sharpening your snark claws anywhere else? 😆

Hairy meets fringe ... awesome!!!

Aachar chronicles continue 😆

This was the best - 🤣

5. I was trying to remember where I've seen bitiya's fiance before. Then the bulb went off. idea

(Spot the resemblance)

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stg1

@stg1

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Posted: 11 years ago

i cant believe my eyes, an alvida take 5 by Jamba!!!! 🥳 *runs to read* very very awesome, as usual! 😆 i really missed the humour and the insight that the show used to inspire, i wished for so many things for rr but alas! thank u for the shout out to the absence of Barney sa (have never looked at that dinosaur the same way again 😳 😆) and am trying really hard not to imagine a 'hairy' rabba ve 😳 😆 but i really really hope u, vistaa, savvy and the other take-fivers will be back on another forum when bitiya gets a brand new kick ass show where there's lots to love and lots to inspire more awesome take 5's ⭐️

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-Jamba-

@-Jamba-

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: zeffy2k2
Hi Jamba ji,

I have been a silent reader of your one-of a kind posts right from day 1 and they inspired me to make an index, hope you do not mind!

I love your takes, and secretly wished, prayed you would pitch in before the show bid adieu.

I have never had the opportunity to interact, having I joined the forum late, but can truly say it an honor to be in the same space as you! 😳

Zeffy+Chemical formula - an index? 😲 Of this tripe? 😲 😲

Awww - shurukiya for maha-kind words, and since the best of part of any forum are its (reasonably sane) members - right back at ya!! 😉

Jodha-you-in-big-doodoo-bitiya 😡-Ve!!! 🤗🤗

Sav - Harry meets Fringe? 🤣 I'll confess I didn't actually visualize it - but now it brings visions of his mooch blowing into her eyes, and her bangs foraging into his nostrils...

Pwincess-Tweety - shurukiya 😉

Dee - 🤗 We be waiting with the atoot vishwas that soap duniya will, someday, offer up better material than the refined poop we've been served with this year.

Stg1 - whattay sweet thing to say, I'm not used to it! Wait a minute - are you laying the groundwork to say "sorry" later? 😃 (background - aaj ka episode)

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Sumneet

@Zeffy

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Posted: 11 years ago

@Jamba ji

I think you deserve all the lovely praises possible! Just out of excitement - I PMed some sane members of your gracious return bidding adieu!😉

With the forum buzzing, it would be sad to watch your surprise spectacular post disappear to Pg 20 in 20 hrs, hence the official announcement! Once again hope, I haven't crossed any line!

@Vistaa ji and savvy05

I have read some of your intro posts, and was clearly intimidated. Such flair, suave for the language - reading it alone gave the chills!

Really glad to have had the opportunity to read your respective episodic takes! 😊

I remember a member DrShuenmial ji pitching in - Brilliant! One can clearly relive the glorious days, all thanks to you guys!

Edited by zeffy2k2 - 11 years ago