My detailed comment, as promised. Don't chase me if you conk out midway. 😉
I've to say your entry was dhamakedaar, buddy. One would kill to have that awesome an introductory post in a new forum. That 'one' would be me. Just saying. 😆 And the reception might have already boosted your spirits enough telling you the most obvious. You're wholly, fully welcomed with open arms and glazed eyes. All are happy the forum has been blessed with one more fantastically witty minded baisa with an equally amazing humour sense. Your concept is well.. Unparalleled? Yea, almost. D'ya think that's exaggeration? No, it's not. Kyunki, for a first post in a new forum, it most likely is incomparable. I'll have you know though I'm one hundred % sure Watson must've told you, there are so many people in the forum who entertain us with their cool, humorous posts but to strike a chord with the first post itself, is an achievement bachhe! It's no ordinary task. You gotta be cheered for that.
Coming to the part where you actually begin the story. Is it an SS? Or a series of OS'? Whatever it is, may I please request my most dear Mathur to continue this for as long as possible. Pleash? 😛
That settled, let's move on, shall we? 😎
Strictly 81+ The moment I read this, I knew for sure I was in for a treat, how right I was. As usual, of course! :D
The way you explained Khushi's character in a single para makes me wonder about your Nicky, ya know? You had better be named Devi Maiya for all the baareekiyaan you observe and let known. How can one be so precise and so accurate? If I were to write, I'd write a bucketload of pages about Sanka Devi and still miss out on the substantial parts. You, on the other, were spot on with Lordy's thoughts on his wife and how Khushi really is. Brilliant! 👍🏼
The alteration he makes is adorable. The way you merge virtuality with the real virtuality is perfect. Makes me think what is the real world? The one with Arshi? The fangirling and drooling? The various posts-making? Or the wondering that we're doing atm? 😆
Dude, you gotta stop doing that. Renaming the TV Channels, I mean. It's eww and still funny. I mean the crap they usually show these days can be related, yes but we need not be that apparent, yea? 😉
Bromance drama on? Wife not okay! Jumping and slumping. There you go. Exactly pointing out the traits of the overtly excited KKG and the ever brooding ASR! (Y)
Anjali Dee. How can we forget her. The epitome of emotions! And her threatening tears.. always ready to prove gravity to poor Chotey and the wise Nani. He books and cancels the flights 20 freaking times, fighting and battling a dilemma only His Highness could manage and eventually faints. Yeh toh hona hi tha, shakkar mana jo hai! However, here too, I take pride in telling you've an awesomely insane sense of humor when Dee resorts to the only way she knows by shedding rains of tears waking Chote from his madhoshi! :v
So Khushi comes back and manaos her ever ill-tempered husband. "He did not forget to act pricey and flare his nostrils every now and then." Aman, I love you. I really do. 😳 Finally the mystery unveils and we know what Sanka Devi was upto without informing her diabetic husband. KKGSR Dabba Service. After winning the pageant, too? This is the real Khushi. Period. 😆
Say bhat? Make Jalebis? 😲 Sanka Devi, tanik kabheyi toh soojh bujha kar batiiyaao, baat karti hain, heh!
And the Most Remembered Unique Lordy confession. Oh how I love his dammits!
And did you seriously give Kilvish Mamu's infamous dialogue to Laad Governor? That's unfair. You oughta get jailed for this crime, dude. 😉 Somehow his irritation over his wife's repetitive coy hesitancy before attempting a direct approach is reasonable. When he asks her to come to the point, irked, that reaction is what makes him ASR! Well done! (Y)
The nonchalant KKGSR unmoved by His Highness, Laad governor's excuses which are actually so matter-of-fact but our titaliya's faith couldn't be wavered. Our Harvard guy is left brooding and giving in to his spouse's silly tactics, as usual, albeit reluctantly! You say you've not watched RR, then how's it you've captured most of the deliberate details from the show, you had to make fun of and bring to our notice even though we all decidedly tried to ignore them silently? 😆
There goes her! She'll always find a way to get back at him even though she's unaware and doesn't intend upon it. Cut her own hair! Poor, Poor Chotey! 😛 And the little birdie goes on to prove the authenticity of BSD and Chandangarh's existence. It's amazing how ASR here, uses the exact cuss word unusual to his incomplete ''What the!..'' and Oh how I love you, Mathur. :)
When it was strictly 81+ I couldn't hold myself and read on even though I was warned but now when you say it's 181+, I'd be a fool and be damned if I payed heed to your warning specially after the previous post. Neither of those age limits actually apply to me! Or to anyone else on the entire forum, I think.. :P But yet so funny and rib-tickling, I couldn't stop going further. And yes, the part where you so modestly admit you used Rajasthani lingo to 'fake authenticity'- Wow, oxymoron! And exhibit your linguistic skills.. Yeah, I completely agree. 😆
Bringing Severe Disorders? Are you freaking kidding me, dude. Singh Sahab or as paro calls him, 'Bade Saab' uses and needs incantations to survive Rudy's wrath? I just say he's exceptionally good in hiding it, then! Walking Talking Third Degree! This was quite amusing. You make me proud, bachhe! Quite a good use of Third Degree, there! 😆
Childish Defiance? Yamraj Incarnate? Sexual Frustration? Lmho! And did you just say Aman was all toadyish to Rudra's breathing? Breathing? 😲 🤣 You're impossible, girl.. If this is just the 2nd part, I cannot imagine for the life of me, the coming parts and their extreme levels of hilarity and insanity. Bless you! ⭐️ And yes, someone please tell him the Colonel is the real boss. Please? 😉
Oh, I pity Aman. The guy has no grit, me thinks, for he's forced or does so quite pleased-ly when he agreed with the twitching vein of Rudra, too breaking his own set records of his vehement agreement with his Sir's Coarse breathing!. Rolling On My System Chair! 😆
Singh wanted to yell out loud, Yes, that was all that was left of BSD. With the Indian Army ostracizing this little department, and the State government bringing it under its nose, a nose that had caught a financial cold and was sneezing out virus laden smelly mucus in the name of funds, this was de facto the first favorable state of affairs. Mr. Aman Mathur had called to simply inform about his boss's impending visit and inquiring about the general state of security of the place. BK Singh had offered their services and after a lot of convincing his boss had agreed and even promised a handsome amount of money in return. Singh knew, this man Raizada was quite influential in Delhi, he could get some of his works done if he managed to get in his good books.
Brilliant. I've absolutely nothing to say. Wonderful word-framing and a absolutely coming very very close to becoming your hugest fan! :))
Rudra sure has all the fine details of such men even though he claims to hate them through every fibre of his being and goes on to compare himself to the handsome snob, too! Within the confines of his privacy, he broods too. Jealous, major Saab? 😛
Honestly, you need to lessen down a bit on the P-words, mate. I *clears throat* can't seem to be handling all that with ease or without getting up to actually puke my stomach out at such blatant use and description of the.. Well, Words. 😆
And now he wanted BSD to provide him protection, really? He could not fathom why such vain leeches be considered so important for the nation by these governments, truly when a man of Raizada's stature got abducted by terrorists, the government easily bartered the terrorists arduously captured by the likes of his organization for one useless life!
There's depth here, you know. Apart from the funny element, I can easily put my finger on how this stuff really works in the country. It does, yea? Or is't only in the films? 😕 How for one rich life, terrible people are released and many more lives are endangered, in return. However I'd never say that one should ignore that one rich life, either. We should try to protect all but not let our guards down so soon and without applying enough strategies to cause a win-win for us. Eh, this talk doesn't suit me kyunki I don't have enough info about such matters, really. And I sound like a pathetic idiot who's obviously an unaware, laid-back citizen of this country! Lets skip this part and I request you and any or everybody who reads this to kindly ignore/forget this and not judge me based on this. 😆
You stole so many thoughts of the forum-phangirls about how he must be using a branded hair product and might even be an ambassador for the one that gave him those lustrous silky hair that'd put any girl to shame! Atleast me! 😳
Nanusa and cottony balls for hair? That's .. I don't know. I'd settle for a grimace too. :D Laila used our 'Rabba Ve' for her good for nothing whateverplays! 😡 How dare she! I'll kill her! That's only and only for Arshi, you good for nothing Tejawat ki chamchi, KCM ki broom! 😡
Kay Pharak Padey? I laughed so much at this, eyes tearing and I couldn't sit still! Goodness, you crack me up, Mathur. Love, love your sense of humor. And most of all, you! Mwaah! :P
Playing piano over her naajuk kamariya? Thats how you describe the sensual scene? What an observant, you are! Applause! 👏 😆
Awh, poor Devi Maiya and Shiv Ji! I'll tell them Brazil finally won the World Cup, no worries. Waise bhi, Khushi and Paro, the ever faithful and loyal devotees would be chosen anyway over those Naastik phutballers, pileej!
They kept on clicking camel photos as if they had never seen a camel before! Paro giggled, how was that even possible, she had grown up with camels.
I wonder what she'd say if she went on a honeymoon to some foreign land. 😛
Are you trying to make a face off between Paro and Khushi with similar faces and an attraction to the other's husband more than their own? Yeh? Oh, bring it on. Can we do that with Aman Banna And Aman Mathur too, pleash? Please? How they'd be complaining defiantly and expertly expressing their opinions about their respective Sirs and how they're the sole reason the aforementioned are breathing in peace. Something like that? :P
Oh, the perks of being Rudra's wife.. 'Vane bata deejo, kookar jeez gayo'! Cool! Make Major Saab find that out and let him explode? 😈
You know what's the most amazing thing in all of this. You bring out the essence of IPK, ASR, KKG, Rudra, Paro and both the shows, beautifully well, while maintaing the humour quotient and balancing it with your incredible narrative abilities! Some genius gray matter you're blessed with, Mathur! Me envies, in a good way! God Bless! :)
