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Some old and some very old new entries:
Since chugal khor aunty disclosed about the new entries in RR, everyone is in a habad dabadd. So old entries are way better than new aren't they??The following not-so-old, old and very old entries made a return. And no I'm not talking of Maasa.
~Rudra's first hanky which he had very religiously used to wipe snot for 8 years. As no one in the haveli belkieves in washing one can imagine the state of the hanky. Paro needs a tetanus shot stat.
~Rudra's old chappal made of pure leather and infested with mites.
~Rudra's entire barbie doll collection including the beach barbie without her bikini.
~ Rudra's first Johnson baby shampoo bottle which had gone into his eyes and he had... wait for it.. wait for it.. CRIED!!! And never stopped since.
~Rudra's milk tooth which the tooth fairy was scared to take because of the tantrum he may throw.
~Rudra's first sharpener with which he sharpened his color pencils.
~Rudra's first pacifier which he used till 8 yrs age.
~Rudra's first diaper... no that fortunately was biodegradable.
C'garh times in an exclusive scoop has got to know that Laila is returning very soon and she will bring the following items back-
~ Rudra's first condom which had torn because of all his anxiety over 8 saal har raath performances.
~Rudra's old kurta- which is in tatters and torn at 5 places and stinks like hell but I'm sure someonewill come up with some saccharine sweet memories associated with it
~Rudra's old leather belt which he had used for ummm.. other purposes
~Rudra's old chaddis, some 10-12 of them,which he was pretty sure he had discarded in the Municipality waste bin.
~Rudra's old razor which he had lent to Laila to shave her legs.
But despite all the new and old entries, some essential things never change.
1. After all the making up and making out, MalaDi go to the separate rooms and Rudra Paro end up on the floor in the corridor. And a less romantic, darker one.
2. Rudra throws a nice tantrum, hoping Paro will get the hint and he will get some! Instead he gets a big treat- now he has 4 nannies!!
Nanny Paro- the prime minister of Nannies
Nanny Mala- the ninja Nanny
Nanny Dilsher- The selective memory loss Nanny.
Nanny Danveer - Deaf, dumb and in early stages of Alzheimer's Nanny.
Seriously, how old do they think he is?? He should be taking care of kids of his own and not be coddled like a kid himself. But that's this poor reporter's opinion, who cares!!
P.S. What do you call a male Nanny??š²
3. A typical day in Rudra's life still consists of shouting at Paro, shouting at the "aurat", shouting at baapusa, shouting at the neighbour's pet chihuahua. This reporter did not go too close to investigate- its a health hazard! That despite the fact that Tejawat is still attending all the kavi sammelans in India and abroad!
4. Paro still pats Rudra to sleep, in her lap. Post 20/6, there a million things the forum waasis can suggest he can do in her lap. Yet, he sleeps!
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