Chandangarh Times 11/6: We all want to know..

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Posted: 11 years ago
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1. The first issue is the elder sister is married (unfortunately) to the younger brother and the younger sister is married (even more unfortunately ) to the elder brother, which makes the younger sister the jethani and jeeja becomes devrani. So original!!! SO WHAT???

This writer wants to know, as long as the property papers are in the elder brother's name and he has an heir (however archaic that sounds), kya farak padta hai kaki/maasi/jeeja/devrani/Mohini/Nathni???

2. Bowing down to the immense pressure from the forum Nanny Paro finally decided to offer Baby Rudra a hug instead of a chocolate... oops aloo ki sabzi.😳😳
But Baby Rudra who was well trained by his mommy did not touchie touchie her sexy back or kamariya . Mommy will scold if he does that!!

Nanny Paro wants to know what the hell she is supposed to do now, short of getting slapped with a sexual assault case?? Or a pedophile charge, for that matter?🤔

3. Paro's school of motivational speaking and positive thinking was de-recognized and shut down after it was found that the eminent teacher was high on a cocktail of cociane+LSD+alcohol to come to the conclusion that Mala was a good mother to Rudra.

Sumer wants to know where Paro gets such high quality cocaine and LSD from?😃


4. The nation wants to know why Mala has not been offered a change of clothing before contaminating the entire house including the kitchen. Was Paro's motivational speech that important? At least Dilsher could give her one of her own old sarees which he has been hugging at night for past 15 years.. 🤢

5. Mr. Shakespeare wants to know if Mala left because of Dilsher's poor performance and her boredom with the marriage, why blame the "Khoobsoorat aurat" and why drag his Othello into this?

Major Saab wants to know if everything could have been solved with a bottle of Viagra and a copy of kamasutra why put him to all the trouble?

Maithili and Samrat want to know what is Viagra?

6. Thakur Tejawat wants to know what are the formalities for applying for admission to the Ranawat asylum for destitutes and deshdrohis?

7. Col. VK Singh wants to know when/if Major Ranawat intends to return to work?

8. Sunehri baisa wants to know when will Aman return from work.

Is there anything you want to know??


P.S.- Just wondering.. When Rudra said today, "Mujhe pyaar se nafrat ho jaye aur nafrat se pyaar. Donon ke beech ka farak hi mehsoos na ho" , it reminded me of the first promo which said " Aap soch rahe hain ye nafrat ki kahani hai ya mohabbat ki koi aur kahani..." Are the boundaries between the two really getting blurred?

A small question if anyone has the time to ponder-

If Paro had brought Mala back on her own and not at Dilsher's wish, would Rudra have been more hurt or less? More betrayed or less betrayed?


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Posted: 11 years ago
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we have to keep wondering baisa
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Deepti... Hilarious post... You make me smile even in this season of drought. 😃

Maithili and Samrat want to know what is Viagra?

🤣🤣 Ek viagara kay bhare mei Samrat kya janega, Deepti Baisa... 😛
Bina spine wala, Bhola chahara wala, Masoom aankhe wala hai Samrat Bhaai Sa.

If Paro had brought Mala back on her own and not at Dilsher's wish, would Rudra have been more hurt or less? More betrayed or less betrayed?

*Jumping with excitement and shouting, "I will answer"* If Paro brought Mala on her own then... then...I don't know about Rudra but the forum would have killed Paro by suffocating her with pure bashing posts...😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I wonder whether it was day or night.

When Mala and Paro came in, Rudra had just got up and went around in a towel (oops went around with a towel around the neck)

Then after sometime Paro gave a hug to Rudra while talking about mother (of all things in the world) . Then they showed the moon !! And Mala had still not changed her dress. And then we got Paro the ulta salesman (in turn trained by Rudra earlier)

So tell me was it day or night ? Or did Paro hug Rudra for 14 hours or so ?



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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Hope

Deepti... Hilarious post... You make me smile even in this season of drought. 😃

Maithili and Samrat want to know what is Viagra?

🤣🤣 Ek viagara kay bhare mei Samrat kya janega, Deepti Baisa... 😛
Bina spine wala, Bhola chahara wala, Masoom aankhe wala hai Samrat Bhaai Sa.

If Paro had brought Mala back on her own and not at Dilsher's wish, would Rudra have been more hurt or less? More betrayed or less betrayed?

*Jumping with excitement and shouting, "I will answer"* If Paro brought Mala on her own then... then...I don't know about Rudra but the forum would have killed Paro by suffocating her with pure bashing posts...😆


It becoming more and more difficult to be positive these days Minnu .. May be I ll also enrol to Paro's classes..😆😆


I feel Rudra feels more betrayed that Dilsher brought her back than if it was just Paro. He knows Paro is baawli and a little delusional, but from Dilsher it will be a total betrayal I think..
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Msfrootie


It becoming more and more difficult to be positive these days Minnu .. May be I ll also enrol to Paro's classes..😆😆


I feel Rudra feels more betrayed that Dilsher brought her back than if it was just Paro. He knows Paro is baawli and a little delusional, but from Dilsher it will be a total betrayal I think..

who is minnu? i am MEENU by the way..
actually in both ways its betrayal... He openly showed his wounds to Paro that his mom has left in him and Dillu was with him all the way seeing him suffer.. moreover Dillu was the one who turned rudra like this..

So Be it Dillu or paro.. its betrayal equally.. my POV
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Posted: 11 years ago
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@ Sumer wants to know where Paro gets such high quality cocaine and LSD from?😃"


I HAVE LITERAL TEARS OF MIRTH RIGHT NOW IN MY EYES! LOLOLOL!
STAAAP! :') 🤣
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Originally posted by: JJKKL

I wonder whether it was day or night.

When Mala and Paro came in, Rudra had just got up and went around in a towel (oops went around with a towel around the neck)

Then after sometime Paro gave a hug to Rudra while talking about mother (of all things in the world) . Then they showed the moon !! And Mala had still not changed her dress. And then we got Paro the ulta salesman (in turn trained by Rudra earlier)

So tell me was it day or night ? Or did Paro hug Rudra for 14 hours or so ?




What was that??? After reading that I had to check the clock to know if its day or night here..

Editing team has gone on a vacation to Somalia.. Bhagwan hi jaane how long the days are in Chandangarh!!😲

Was Paro cooking breakfast or dinner?

P.S. - Paro can hug him for 14hrs with all my blessings..

Therrreee is something very interesting about towels...😆
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Maithili and Samrat want to know what is Viagra?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Originally posted by: rashika

Maithili and Samrat want to know what is Viagra?
🤣


Viargra isn't going to solve their problem 😆

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