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Posted: 11 years ago
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SJ my darling,šŸ¤—...I am on cloud tenth today! I hunted out my missed PPPs ...
There was a Ghatiya Shayari convention! And I was not there😭...but you dedicated that to me! and also that awesome doodle!!šŸ¤—...Thank you Thank you Thank you...Thats a first for me, nobody has done something like that for me ever!...I am Honoured my dear friend!! Shabd nahi hai mere paas kuch kehne ko!



Kahani ko hai Chronic constipation
Dekh kar hota hai roz frustration
Sun kar Paro ke vachan
Mann karta hai ab kar lo Bhajan

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Posted: 11 years ago
#22

Originally posted by: serialjunkie


badi mushkil hai abhi kahani
na dekhne ki thi man mein tthani
par thakursa ke brows ne banaya aisa bhawariya
daud ke chale aaye hum dekhne rangrasiya


Kaun kambakht dekhne ke liye dekhta hai...
Hum toh dekhte hai ki, iss PPP mein aa sakein, ise padh sakein. hans sakein aur tumhare saath Ghatiya Shayari kar sakein...
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Posted: 11 years ago
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You are totally awesome SJsa.🤣
The forum is worried about Paro's feelings are not proper and you are worried about Paro's gagra.😃
The people in love laugh suddenly right? Then I'm in love ā¤ļøwith your writing. I keep on remember your post whole day and laugh.
Thanks again for hilarious post.


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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Hope



Hahaha, I want to know too.


I wud like to know too, downtown Chicago?
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: serialjunkie


they are good enough to fool the uninitiated. Don't take them off for closer inspection, that might give it away


Ok, now pls tell us where we can find them šŸ˜†
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Posted: 11 years ago
#26
Concur with everything, Baisa!

I almost burst a blood vessel trying to contain my laughter whilst reading this PPP. Serves me right for reading sneakily while in class. My lecturer must think I'm having a fit. šŸ˜†

If only life was simple and people didn't take all encompassing bhisma pratigyas that shot several people in the foot... 🤢
Edited by Payali09 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: serialjunkie

We had three dramatic announcements today
Smriti as always bang on hun. My head is still turning not the tv series bahu style but along the lines of Regan style if you know what I meanšŸ˜‰

1. Thakursa takes Laila to a dungeon - loud music plays, suspense builds up, lot of odd lights swing because monkeys played on them before camera started rolling. Despite electricity thakursa burns kerosene torchlight because, what the heck, its more dramatic. Then the big announcement happens. - He tells Laila that Thakurain is Rudra's mom - DhanTudaan!
1. I loved Laila's reaction here, and her dialogue delievery. How she said that its all good to hear his life story but get to the point, so he did and after every name utterance we got the thud! thud! thud! face closeup, cant get any better, or can it?

2. Rudra cries, oh he cries a river. Paro does two changes of panties and ghaghras and he still cries more - loud music plays, suspense builds up, lot of odd dialogs are said about mother and motherhood because Rudra is the bonafide author on motherhood, and then the big announcement happens - He tells Paro that they share a mother
2. It was cry me a river and riverdance all together today. I thought I bet this guy alone has solved water problem in some small village in India...lol. Okay that was cruel but it made sense. As I said to Swati the whole mommy drama is getting on my nerves now. He hated mom before too but back then there were no tears, lately he has cried for the entire household.

3. SJ wails in agony and goes for a hot stone massage. She tries the orange peel facial, the french mani and pedi, followed by a nicely extravagant haircut. Still not satisfied she buys two fake Jimmy Choos, one fake Louboutin and a few dresses from Nordstrom - loud music plays, suspense builds up, lot of odd doors open and Mr. SJ appears, and then She announces the tally of total expenditure to Mr. SJ. He turns around and leaves without a word .
3. Hahahahaha well Mr SJ is a smart man, mine wasn't around, not that he adds much input but I am liking the whole Jimmys and Louboutin...keep talking😃

SJ immediately runs to her Pooja room. She lights a bunch of newspapers into a gargantuan Maha Arthi, after making sure the fire extinguisher is handy. then she sways the Maha Arthi with an intense expression and beseeches Bholenath with habad dabad mantras, to bring Mr. SJ back. She plays the pre recorded loud suspenseful music on her ipod for added effect. Finally she promises bholenath that she will NEVER go out shopping, if and only if Mr. SJ would return.
Now this I can totally believe. BTW did the fire alarm go off?

Bholenath hears her prayers. Mr. SJ gets hungry and returns home. She takes good care of him and after the family is fed and bed, she sneakily opens Amazon.com for online shopping. She never promised not to shop online, now did she?

If life's dramatic moments were enacted as a serial drama, this is what would happen. No one really makes stupid promises of abandoning one's family and one almost always find loopholes.

If there were no loopholes in curses, promises and "vachans" a whole industry of mythology experts and Pooja-Pundits would go bankrupt.
Totally agree, the promise was made in a weak moment I think, bargaining tool. Make him better and I will leave him. But before the poison consumption didn't Rudra told her that one thing he would want from the pooja is for her to be gone forever and ever? does that mean she kind of gave him what he wanted? CVs really botched the job here because then immediately we got a love track. I agree there has to be a loophole, they just have to find one.

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Oh My! you out did yourself today! ā­ļø
how in the world do you think of these comparisonsšŸ‘
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Posted: 11 years ago
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your posts are superb. but the new lights on your shopping are very interesting.
Hope you would let us on your secret.😊
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I need fake but authentic looking. LVs.not the regular brown ones but the newer models... I also need nice Gucci watches... Fake... Do u know where to get it..

Why did paro giggle when major told her ur god mom is my mom.. What was there to gigglešŸ˜•

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