One not-at-all serious question...

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Posted: 11 years ago
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This post is utter rubbish.. And you may feel like hitting me on my head for this.. But everything is acceptable in the weekends, so ... There you are warned.

According to Major-sab eight years "har raath" he went to Laila for fulfilling his zaroorat and they both had their time, details of which none of us want to know.. 🤢

Then for the next 2-3 weeks(I'm guessing here,coz I'm a little confused about the time line), he spent "har raath" intimidating and blackmailing and protecting and torturing Paro..šŸ˜•

After that for the past ?one week or so he spent "har raath" taking care of Paro and letting her take care of him and controlling his zaroorats as much as he can..😳

But now
-Paro has gone into silent-I-dont-want-to-look-at-your-face mode
-Being at Ranawat haveli anything with Laila is so not happening. (BTW does anything of this kind ever happen there? Don't blame Mala aunty for running away..)
-And to make things worse his right hand is paralysed.

So, my question is-

From now on what will Major saab do "har raath"????

Will he subscribe to youp**n?

Will he join Rahul Gandhi in his sanyas to the himalayas?

Will he chant "Shaaant Shaaant" to himself all night?

And with the new Modi sarkar coming up an everything having to be Veg., what will the poor guy do?




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Posted: 11 years ago
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He'll stare at Pretty Paro sleeping on the floor and lament - 'Yeh maine kya kar diya?!!' 'Apne hi Pau par kulhadi mar di!!'šŸ˜†
Btw, Hilarious Post, Not at all rubbish.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Yaar...he said har raath laila ke pass jata tha..nt necessarily to do the deed :P majorsaab cn control himself n keep himself distracted..dn wry :D
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Posted: 11 years ago
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har raath he will stare at a sleeping sweet Paro 😊
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Posted: 11 years ago
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what's wrong with his left hand?šŸ˜‰ . usko bhi thoda excercise karvao?
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Posted: 11 years ago
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the desperate man will become ambidextrous šŸ˜†
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Posted: 11 years ago
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You are grossly underestimating Major's left hand!! šŸ˜‰
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Posted: 11 years ago
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i bet he will choose to chant that 'shant shant' mantara all night!! hahahaha🤣 i can see the picture!!😳

Depth u too naughty...

Yeah actually major sahab have done big mistake by utterly said that 'har raath'... as he just seeing her once awhile when he felt miserable n need khabari help... not every night on this pass 8 years!! Laila not having any PMS or what😔🤣 dirty picture🤬🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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"will she do shant shanto" all night.. LMAO 🤣 I died laughing!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: The-Diva

He'll stare at Pretty Paro sleeping on the floor and lament - 'Yeh maine kya kar diya?!!' 'Apne hi Pau par kulhadi mar di!!'šŸ˜†

Btw, Hilarious Post, Not at all rubbish.



Originally posted by: siya89

har raath he will stare at a sleeping sweet Paro 😊


Bai-sas, what about his "zaroorat".. Will staring at Paro fulfill that???

He will have to be innovative..

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