PhatPhatiya Post - Counting Consumashuns - Page 3

Originally posted by: Naach_Basanti

Are you on twitter? The gang is having a blast with discussions on Twitter.

Originally posted by: laddoo598

Oooh I am! Wait, lemme try and find you all.

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

Are you on a RR high? Are you the walking dead, bumping into random objects and smiling like a buffoon. thats me.

Me yes, smilling silly

Paro will not be washing her left hand for the foreseable future. It has Moonchiya's kiss on it. Moonchiya won't be returning Gitanjali's earrings for the foreseeable future. Then Paro will discover it in his pocket, accuse him of infidelity and thus, we will have next MU.

As per Twiggy, I thought he had a fetish to GJ's earings...🤣

Moonchiya is a jokemeister. And I got my wish. I saw a hint of a smile and mirth in his eyes. Faint. Thud. Gasp, Gasm, Gasp, Gasm and again. Was he cute or was he cute?

Finally a smile but, chooo sweeet...

Mythili's 007 career screeched to an abrupt halt. Now, she is consumed with self-doubt and wonders if her IQ is really anymore than 70. Thats how KcM's mirch masala works.

We get a string of firecracker scenes with the two sizzling eye candies. What a treat to watch them light up the screen! I was splattered and rolling on my carpet, hugging a pillow, hitting the coffee table and fireplace as I rolled filled with pure glee in my living room!

Today was consumashuns bonanza, lets count the ways:-

1. Paro's fingers did a happy dance when they met with Moonchiya's sexy lips and moonch. Fingers fainted at the feel of the bristles and texture of his moonch and lips. lips to fingers consumashuns dun
2. Moonchiya's hot breaths mingled with Paro's hot breaths creating a sudden rise in room temperature and setting the water in the koi pond to a boil. Sadly, koi fish were reduced to a fish curry. But breath to breath consumashuns dun
3. Moonchiya lifted Paro and held her waist to do so. His lumbar discs popped the champagne as disc L5 pressed sexily against discs L2 and L3 in holy herniation. Disc hernia consumashuns done
4. Paro interlaced her fingers with Moonchiyas creating a nice contrast of fair arms against a junlge of hairy arms as she passed out. fingers to fingers consumashuns dun. hair to smooth waxed skin consumashuns dun, pulse to pulse consumashuns dun.
5. Moonchiya pillowed Paros head on his forearms, successfully cutting off blood supply to his fingertips and compressing the vagus nerve. Syncope fainting consumashuns dun. forearms to neck consumashuns dun. Pins and needles consumashuns dun.
6. Moonchiya's lips rested on Paro's right ear, 1.56 inches below the top of her ear. lip to ear consumashuns dun. Need to know how u measured...🤣
7. Moonchiya and Paro spooned all night. Full back and full front consumashuns dun and strangley Paro was too drunk to feel any hulchul behind her.

After all those consumashuns, is it any surprise both of them woke up hammer headed? Fortunately, hotel rooms in jaipur provide bitter hangover fighting alka-seltzer pills along with condoms and morning after pills in the night stand. Moonchiya quickly gave Paro the hangover pills. He duly informed her that her dance on the party table and bar counter was very popular among the BSD jawans hoping to apply for Beautiful Witness Protection program. Paro is mortified and begs Singh Saab and wife to not publish those pictures on Youtube.

Tomorrow Paro promises to use snapchat instead of whatsapp to make sure Moonchiya never loses his job on her account.

Originally posted by: Naach_Basanti

Deerz- daily travel for 6+ hrs-

den over (s)exhaushun dun!

Originally posted by: Naach_Basanti

IKR! I was going through a tough pregnancy and SJ's posts were my stress buster 2 yrs ago. I hope her life is filled with laughter just like she manages to fill so many others lives with it.

Originally posted by: Naach_Basanti

IKR! I was going through a tough pregnancy and SJ's posts were my stress buster 2 yrs ago. I hope her life is filled with laughter just like she manages to fill so many others lives with it.