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The Marriage interview continues
Ms. Uthsooktha: How does he please you when you get angry?
Paro: Do you want the NC-17, R-rated, PG-13 or G-rated version?
Ms. Uthsooktha: ahem! There are four?
Paro: yes, which one do you want?
Ms. Uthsooktha: You've been married all but 4 hours and he has 4 variations of pleasing you?
Paro: Kya karein, major saab is a Speedy Gonzalez when it comes to matters of the heart.
Damayanthi is not convinced. In all her experience with boyfriends (she's had half a boyfriend, she thinks it was boyfriend, although its been so many years, she is no longer sure if it was indeed a boyfriend), she knows none of them have even half a version of pleasing a woman, leave alone 4 full versions.
Paro: We also have a sad version, the happy version and the besura version.
Damayanthi: Yes, yes, I want to know about the besura version.
KcM: If you are lucky you will, tonite.
Damayanthi is not happy with this romance because it does weird, unspeakable things to her. She trembles at the memories of visiting another horny couple long time ago and having to go to ER. She didn't know what to do for days - cold showers, long walks, eating tubs of ice-creams, nothing seemed to have helped her. She dreads to watch the intimacies of these two beautiful people - in the same room, in the same bed. She knows it will be the death of her.
Ms. Uthsooktha on the other hand, is about ready to see her favorite Mills & Boons story play out right infront of her.
So around 2:00 am, a line begins to form outside Moonchiya/Paro's room. The local mice population, KcM, Ms. Uthsooktha, Damayanthi and even Mythili are all in line to see the tableau. Sunehri was locked in her room because KcM didn't want to corrupt her, while Sumer is enjoying it with his buddies on the CCTV he planted inside Moonchiya's room.
Moonchiya's Raag Malhar is so melodious that the local mice population have decided to go on a long vacation, never to come back. That will be an utter loss for the collective R-rated imaginations of India Forums.
Paro: Your lips are so beautiful but that sound you make, what was that?
Rudra: It was a song, you silly girl.
Paro: that was a song? he he he
Rudra: Why? you think I can't sing like Bhappi Lahiri
Paro: Maybe if you try a few layers of gold chains. he he he
Rudra pushes her against the wall and blows a hot breath on the curve of her neck and whispers close to ears (in my imagination)
Rudra: Stop laughing. If I press you to this wall and plant a hot kiss on you, we will see who will have the last laugh.
At that instant:-
Damayanthi shoves her head into the freezer.
Ms. Uthsuktha jumps and claps.
KcM bangs her head on the wall.
Mythili faints.
Sumer decides to charge bonus Rs 10 extra per viewer.
SJ plants her lips on TV screen and slurps with all the relish of biting into a juicy, fleshy, sweet red apple and wipes the dribble off her lips with the back of her hand. Then she reaches for her handy-dandy Windex permanently kept behind the TV, and wipes off the evidence of her lusty apple-eating habits.
Mohabbath insaan se kya kya karaye, yeh khuda hi jaane.
SexyLips Note
Rudra has damn sexy lips and he looks, mmm, yummy while sleeping. Bas. Keh diya. Call me besharm, i don't care.
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