PhatPhatiya Post - Lets do Some Byah Vyah - Page 7

Another hilarious post dear... Keep it up with gud work :)

Hilarious post SJ 🤣 🤣

Sj sa I hope they are done with byah vah .. No more no more I want them to move towards consumashun and bringing kartikeya and Ganesha to this world

Originally posted by: napstermonster

<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3">I LOVED Ashish, SJ. I am lattoo on the ladka--bol diya. But having said that, I would like to point out that you have made a few errors in your excellent characterization. There is NO way Yaha Bhi Aman and Singh Saab the Great wont want to witness the end of the Pavitra Parvati's virginal vigil, naa?

Pot Belly Leader Uncle will need proof, because unlike small things like attempted murders, for things like whether Rudra Banna shifts to the left, they'd want eye-witness testimony on Rudra Banna's horizontal battlefield performance.

Mandap Bhi Yahi, Shadhi Bhi Yahi I suzzezt they lay down the remaining dupattas and odnis and do Consumashion Bhi Yahi ghar ki angaan pein. Sumer ko tips, Kakusa ko backflips Samrat ko hosh aur Suhehri ko josh bhi ho jayega. SJ--iss baat pein ek hot wali One Shot ho jaiye???... </font>

Gosh I am so salivating at the thought ..I wish bsd officers were the old school types who inspected the sheets after byah the next morning

Originally posted by: Exprimere

Listen listen! When Rudra went near the Bholenath mini mandir, the cameraman was drunk too!

Aaand, my wish granted. Paro marries Mala's son in Mala's clothes. They do Freud proud.

Aman also took off his belt. HIS BELT. That BDSM house doesn't need any women. Tabhi toh, Paro isn't needed for any statements.

Maithili and Sunehri were pretty interested in getting involved.

That chair. That innocent soul of a chair. Now if Rudra had to break it, KcM should have let Sunehri sit on it once. Along with PaRud, Sunehri's sapna remains adhoora.

I saw 3 yaar, mil baithkar drinking Bagpiper soda. Rudra, his Phatphatiya and some- no lots of- daru desi.

He drunk married her. Is that okay with y'all? Not with me. Now I have to brace myself for another wedding.

Now if tomorrow Rudra doesn't remember his own wedding, Paro had better whack him on the head.

On a serious note. The episode was only of Ashish, for Ashish, by Ashish. The loss, grief, instability, and helplessness was beautifully conveyed. Right from his controlled submission to his senior's orders, till his self-consuming pain, which he kept blaming on fate, it was mesmerising to watch. An (extremely) good looking guy, who writes, is soft spoken, and has great hair, and beautiful hands, with 6 packs to boot. What a catch. Pity he's married! Ashish Sharma, you rock!

A shout out to the direction. It was remarkably top notch today.

Hey TRP devta, listen to my prayers. You cannot not like this!

Meri Sj cchail cchabeeli main toh nachoongi.

Kostins.
1. They own big haveli's but can't afford lakdi's?
2. Is it necessary to break antic thrones before byah?

M confused baisa.
And m thinks if they are going to start almost consumashuns from next week!

Or someone's going to kinnnapp Moonchiya to make him realize his lau for Paro?
I wont mind a kinnnapp track if Moonchiya's going to get a brand new baniyan from Dhawal ji's Kinjal Baniyan, Rajkot.

P.S. Sj, sab kushal mangal at your side?

Originally posted by: golpokobita

Superb episode followed by a superb post! Love you Ashish and love you SJ! 👏 for both of you!

Finally the marriage is over.. be it drunk or hate or whatever! All that this forum is concerned about is consumashuns! Love ho ya na ho.. consumashuns hona chahiye! And Rudra knows how to do that.. he is not like other desi soap dikras! He never loved Laila but had regular consumashuns for 8 years!

What was Paro doing with ghee when she came to the hall at Rudra's call? I mean why she had ghee ready in her hand?

Originally posted by: Exprimere

Arrey no no. You misunderwear-ed. MU happened to you.

The first time Rudra stumbled to the mini Bholenaath mandir, he took the ghee. Then he got busy arranging other samagri like breaking chairs for lakdi. Interim ghee holder was Paro. He gave it to her... said, "le, pakad". Then went about arranging his first ever, drunk Shaadi.

The bigger MU is about Rudra. He is a virgin dammit

Originally posted by: CyberOstrich

Let's have some desi tharra

Let's have some shaadi now

Just hold this ghee ka dabba

Lets break the kursi now

Chalo Chalo ji aag laga lo

Chalo chalo ji phere laga lo

Pakad Paro ki wrist

Coz I've

Been Stripped, been stripped

Been Stripped, been stripped

PS- 👍🏼 for the bonus!- Pliss you also be wearing Laal bridal saree today- counter juxtaposition!