Rudra Dori-fied by Psycho Parvati

I was about to name the post as Rudra Dori-fied by Psycho Parvati soon to be Mayya😳...ahem...Parvati Mayya silly! But then that changed the whole meaning of what I wanted to write!😆

So finally Ladies and Gentlemans of the bootiful world...the romance of Rudra-Paro has been inaugurated through the quintessential dori opening and tying ceremony! Paro horrified and Rudra Banna finally dorified.

Tere pass hone se takleef aur ghutan hoti hai mujhe' Well, we understand Banna sa! Looking at the sexy bare back of Paro Baisa with the choli threatening to fall off any moment must have given you takleef in your tight jeans and that pent up energy must have felt SO claustrophobic!😳

We get it; I am sure a lot of people must have been fanning themselves profusely watching that scene. You are a man afterall; if you wouldn't have felt the takleef and the ghutan, may be that would have gotten me worried!!😆

Paro Bai-sa; are you a girl in LOU or simply becoming psycho? He called you characterless! Shiv ji Maharaj might have been angry with Parvati Mayya but I am damn sure he wouldn't have called her shameless and characterless.

That was highly disrespectful and any self respecting girl would have given Rudra a piece of her mind and walked off with dignity. But here you are! If hiding your face banging straight in to the hottie's chest adding more ghutan to already pent up energy of Banna-sa wasn't weird enough, you showed no sign of budging and are ready to begin hamari kahaani. Aakhir chaah kya rahi thi aap?😕

Precap: Let's do the tree pose baby.😆

Wikipedia lists the following benefits of the Tree pose. It says:-

This asana improves:

• Balance (trust me you need to restore some mental balance and physical too so that you don't go tripping here and there and land up in Banna-sa arms. That would only increase his ghutan!)
• Poise & Posture (Rudra Banna-sa might want some acrobatics from you 😉
• Concentration (TONS of it needed)😆
• Increases the range of motion in the hips (enough said!)😳
• Tones the muscles of the legs, back and chest ( I am shutting up now!)😳

Rudra Banna- Don't you wish it was you instead of your Bapu-sa in coma?😆 May be that would given you some respite from Paro Mayya. Oh wait! No, she might have harassed you with her green chutney paste spear all over your feet or may be more.😉

I pity thee Major Saab. So much harassment by a khoosurat aurat. You may yell as much as you want to but tell me honestly, why did you sneak a view at the bare back and secretly enjoyed all the takleef too. 😆

P.S. BTW why does IF keep messing up with my post formatting options?😕

Nice post.

Originally posted by: Exprimere

I guess the phrase "dore daalna" has a whole new meaning now.😆

Zen ji,aapke charan kamal kahan hain??Your interpretation of what gives him "Ghutan" is howlarious🤣 🤣

Ok was literally doing eeny, meeny, miny, moe and landed up on your thread (nothing to do with the tiger)to rant out.

Originally posted by: stp007

Zen ji,aapke charan kamal kahan hain??Your interpretation of what gives him "Ghutan" is howlarious🤣 🤣

OMG !! this is howlarious ! 🤣

Oh gosh !! Seriously ur post had me in splits ... Ghutan !!!n all !! If there was a way in which I could have shown appreciation / like for a post ... I would have clicked on the like button 100 times already !!! Ufff such talented writers on the forum !!!!

Originally posted by: anaha

STOP CALLING HIM MAJOR SAAB! its irritating - even more is you trying to stand on one leg. I cannot digest that - even in the name of being the mother of purity, love, devotion...all that sinks in is that you turning into a psycho beyond help.

Aapke pass tho kitna assets hai - use them baby - Rudra will do the one legged penance instead

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