1. Khodha Pahad, Nikla Aman!!
Aman is starting to show signs of well, being Aman. To reach at the wrong time at the wrong place and to make it worse with the wrong person- Aman, aap bas Aman ho!
How many of us echoed Rudra's exasperated- "Aman knock kyun nahi kiya??"
IF issued a warning note to Aman- Always knock before entering any room where Rudra and Paro are alone. Violation of this rule in future can lead to violence of any form from the fan girls.
2. Masala-cum-duppata-cum achar-cum Murabba Multipurpose factory reopens!!
The villagers of Chandangarh and the resident servant cum beendni Maithli expressed immense joy and relief at the reopening of the factory giving them an opportunity to give flawless expressions while watching the live telecast of the washing of dirty linen in public.. Or was that a duppata being colored??
3. Chandangarh me earthquake!!
An earthquake of about 8.5 on Richter scale was reported by the Mausam vibhaag of Chandangarh and caused panic among the Multipurpose factory workers. Later the responsibility for the same was taken by Phooli hui kumari Sunehri who is preparing for Miss India 2014 pageant. We wish her and the villagers the best. Meanwhile Mohini kaki/chachi/maasi expressed disappointment that she was not around to take care of this mausam.
4. The paternity proof!
Doubts on Danveer's paternity claims on his 3 children were being cast by everyone by everyone including his wife and kids. Phooli hui kumari put those doubts to rest by sharing the tubelight award with her father.
5. BREAKING NEWS!!!!!
Major RPR, who returned to his land and his love bent his spine, went on one knee and TOUCHED the feet of kaki without making her trip or poisoning her and with a straight face.đ
MORE BREAKING NEWS!!!
Major RPR wins the Filmfare best actor award for the said scene. He is being considered for the Oscars too.đ
6. BSD has handed over the investigation of the Paro-gate scandal to Mohini Sherlock Ranawat who was vowed to solve the case with her trusted aide I-dunno-wats-happening-here- Samrat!
7. Phooli hui kumari takes up Fashion designing
Taking a step towards fulfilling her dream of 'Main Banoongi Kareena-Deepika', Phooli hui kumari has decided to pursue fashion designing. She started the same by matching matching her Rudra bhai-sa and Paro bhaabi-sa. She is now being suspected of being responsible for Paro's tragical wardrobe malfunction which resulted in covering up of her sexy kamariya.
Precap- Gone is the era of Agni Pareekshas and Sati savitris, the most decisive test now is the Joota test!! Volunteers anyone??