
is what you could look like if u dont take safety measured of gripping on to macho arms while taking a bike ride

have great therapeutic benefits of helping digest bitter taunts. A ladoo a day... keeps Masala Maasi cum Chachi's taana away!!

Stale water is the poor man's coffee. They both have the same power to awaken the sleeping brain. But ensure its tested, preferably on a highly active brain of one's personal surakshra chakra.

There can be no shortcuts in farming, which means you cant buy and sow cheap thorns and expect to reap roses. Duhhh!!! Another important lesson is that one must find one's calling and make a career out of it for guaranteed success. Like Masala Maasi cum Chachi's calling is masala making!! Farming?? A big NO NO!!

Beware... Human bombs come in the form of "Sutli Bomb" now. Its a special effort towards reducing production cost on arms and ammunition. It has been reported to be used expensively by a certain thakur sa. He buys guns, but breeds home grown sutli.

Masala sniffing has been discovered to be a great memory booster. If in doubt, watch Mohini Masa interrogation of her munnu and be convinced. Three sniffs of one's preferred masala, three times a day!!

Pyaar and paayz both available at the same rate at ur nearest subzi mandi. Rs 30 for pao kilo.
In other news:
Kapada tho bahana tha... Laila ke Ghar free dinner khana tha!!!
