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Posted: 11 years ago
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While Phatphatiya sa was beating those dushman's from sarhad par no one noticed a man with a pot belly and a gun for nothing.

He might have got scared or ashamed after witnessing Phatphatiya sa's consumashun gun and thought of vanishing into thin air.

Aman got hit on his left hand and died! While Phatphatiya sa was still fighting the dushman's even after an iron rode/sword was been squished through his entire body except the consumashun wala rode. Jai maa trisula for the speedy raksha otherwise hamari consumashun ke sare sapne toot phoot jate.

Waise, I didn't quite catch the "bansuri" version.

*ehem*

So the camel cart was decorated for the consumashun and Varun sa the vadde dil wala was offering Rudra a free consumashun and a free watch for himself? Unfortunately Phatphatiya sa doesn't like people hovering over him while he consumashuned. So he uses his other gun and let Varun sa breath his ankhri sans without a consumashun. Tragic n terrifying death! I wish no one dies as a virgin! Its painful! Jai maa trishula.

I forgot to have my consumashun last night, because I fainted with an MU look in my eyes.

Omg I miss underweared everything!

Ps : I missed you and I love you Mhari Sj!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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You have an amazing sense of humour!!!
Loved loved loved the post 👏
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Mharo Hiwda was doing so many Kulatis with the hero, every bullet, every break, every hurt and I kept praying hard with my rudraksha Jai Ma Trisula, Jai Ma Trisula, Jai Ma Trisula, don't break the consumashum bone of my jigar ka tukda, baaki sub can go tukda tukda
IN SPLITS...CANT STOP ... ALTHO A SERIOUS EPISODE...BUT YOU WRITE SO WELL...SUCH GOOD HUMOUR...YOU CRACKED ME UP...
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Superb rofl wala post along with rofl wala episode!!!!
Maybe your patriotism bhara-PPPand Rudra ka dard-e-dhishkoon is made for each other!!!

Well aren't you happy for change there is MU whch involves the girl MUing...
I was half expecting Paro ji the pati (errr rudra ) vrata to jump in front of Varun sa...and hugging him before a misplaced shot thus Rudra sa MUing her using your OS Garam hawa as future episode!!

As for Birpur...well i will come only if Aman sa was alive as Rudra ji and his Thandav out of bounds his first preference being Paro and Laila...and his misplaced hatred cum love one for errr beautiful women and other for his county
well if does have time after all this then there is this Vande mantram for which he has to get up and perform...
next performance will be for his long time fangirls and new ones who appreciate his nailing in the scene

do...do i stand a chance...

I would have preferred Varun sa...par kya karin may be will wait for Varun sa in agle janam as paro clearly would be waiting!!!!




pssst: I watch it bits and pieces and even bothered to start only because of you!!!!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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UPDATE

India Forums arrives in Birpur to heal Rudra Pratap Ranawat


YOU SERIOUSLY , SERIOUSLY , SERIOUSLY DESERVE AN AWARD FOR THIS POST...
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Posted: 11 years ago
#76
Hey SJ Ashish just tweeted he reads your phatphatya posts😛
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Posted: 11 years ago
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by god such a lovely post SJ..you always come with something new

but the entire scene with vande matram bg song charged me with patriotic emotions...


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Posted: 11 years ago
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this certainly is one of the best phatpahatiya post that u have written in RR forum...totally cracked me up...I am still laughing like an idiot and my folks are staring at me...ROFL!! U have one big funny bone in you...way to go girl!!!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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SJ!! hahaha Ashish reads ur posts!! 🤣 congratulations!!!

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Posted: 11 years ago
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OMG ASHISH JUST TWEETED HE READS YOUR POST SJ...
U R FAMOUS ..I DONT KNOW HOW HE MUST HAVE FELT ABOUT CONSUMMATION...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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