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haminasto

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Posted: 11 years ago

#51

Marr gaya Gharara reh gaya consummashum bechara
Thakur sa ko naa dekha aaj to jiya jaise kachote humara

BSD afsar ki zulfein maahre ko deve hai complexsun
ki haath pe goli kha ke chupa hai aman debe tensun

eye-sax se faint from orgasm tak sabhi
"not excused on the priority faction of the roaring audience" hai hove
ki zindagi ne di hawa thoda sa dhua utha aur baat ban gayi!!

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Pashna

@Pashna

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Posted: 11 years ago

#52

Oh gosh u ordered 20flags from amazon😆 I am laughing historically at this line. Can u share them with me...I think they can be used in my son's bday party goody bags 😆

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Sultan_Of_Swing

@Sultan_Of_Swing

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Posted: 11 years ago

#53

Im here.

the episode was overtly dramatic, but ashish played his part convincingly. Still dont get the deal about the violence.Especially how a lot seemed to have complained today. I personally didnt find it disturbing but can understand if others do. However kids shouldnt be up at 9.30pm watching such shows. Even without violence should a love story with inferred intimacy be the kind of thing a young child should watch? Not sure.

Other that the biggest KLPD happened today-

1.consummashun is never going to be dun- Tadkewali Paro

2. the urge to consummate causes the mother of all f**k ups- Rudra Pantsa

3. Consummashun jaye par praan na jaye- Varun 'so near yet so far.'

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Smriti

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Posted: 11 years ago

#54

Originally posted by: Naach_Basanti
Im here.

the episode was overtly dramatic, but ashish played his part convincingly. Still dont get the deal about the violence.Especially how a lot seemed to have complained today. I personally didnt find it disturbing but can understand if others do. However kids shouldnt be up at 9.30pm watching such shows. Even without violence should a love story with inferred intimacy be the kind of thing a young child should watch? Not sure.

Other that the biggest KLPD happened today-

1.consummashun is never going to be dun- Tadkewali Paro

2. the urge to consummate causes the mother of all f**k ups- Rudra Pantsa

3. Consummashun jaye par praan na jaye- Varun 'so near yet so far.'

which mosquito bite was bhatching the show!!!! hain!!!!!

sara kiye karaye pe paani

sleeping beauty wakes up at the wrong moment re devaaa

now, Rudra pantsa might be better off with dhoti, easy in easy out wala re!!

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haminasto

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Posted: 11 years ago

#55

^ I wrote it somewhere that kids should be sleeping at prime time as it is...and the ones who are not sleeping surely know a lot about action and violence.

Varun sa's last words: Aaj hi humne badale hain kapde aaj hi hum nahaaye hue hain...Consummashun mein hum tumhe kya bataye kis kadar chot khaaye hue hain...

edited---
To the children(IF's 9 year old phenomenons , et.al): Please go to sleep around 8:30pm(before prime time) thats what children should do.

To Adults: If this is too much , how are you gonna make the kids read newspapers? pasting confetti on the headlines?

To anyone who is not living in RV's with clouds fluffing around: It was an awesome episode!

PS_ i love myself too much so bear the narcissistic habits of mine!

OK bye.😃

Edited by 18shabbo - 11 years ago

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Smriti

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Posted: 11 years ago

#56

Originally posted by: 18shabbo
^ I wrote it somewhere that kids should be sleeping at prime time as it is...and the ones who are not sleeping surely know a lot about action and violence.

Varun sa's last words: Aaj hi humne badale hain kapde aaj hi hum nahaaye hue hain...Consummashun mein hum tumhe kya bataye kis kadar chot khaaye hue hain...

consummshun ki chot jahan lagni thi nahi lagi

ultay sar ke bal hum apni aap ko giraa aaye hue hain

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yulZ

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Posted: 11 years ago

#57

omg how on earth did i miss this fun 🤣🤣 you are brilliant yaar !! hats off 👏

first of all toh that misunderwears 🤣🤣 and lata ji and hiphop remix 😆 and wow looks like amazon had a profit today with u buying 20 flags 🤣...i loved the part where u mentioned kaka ji had to rub it in and forgot to bring toilet paper🤣 so true .. why they hell they had to keep talking they would have been save 🤣..

once again brilliant post.. dont know which one to choose particularly coz all of them was funny 🤣

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Sultan_Of_Swing

@Sultan_Of_Swing

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Posted: 11 years ago

#58

Ek chutki consummation ki keemat, tum kya jano saurabh babu.

Audience ki interest hai ek chutki consummation
Audience ki passion hai ek chutki consummation

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Storybrooke

@Storybrooke

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Posted: 11 years ago

#59

I think it ultimately might be a good thing that Paro fainted, no matter how many eye-rolls Rudra will do in the future. After all, she faints everytime she's just looking at the macho officer...dunno what would be her state if she saw him fight again...in that well-fitting uniform...and those biceps and triceps😆

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golpokobita

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Posted: 11 years ago

#60

Well ...I waited long 2 hours peeing in the forum in between my works to see if your PPP was posted.. and at one point thought , may be you wouldn't be posting today.. so i gave up. Now after 8 hours I am reading it and I must say, waiting whole day for such a post is absolutely worth it!

Where do I start? Everything about the post including that IF-reached-Birpur picture was awesome!

"If you want to send him kisses, licks, caresses, please do, I will deliver them." ☺️ clever girl, very clever!

"I kept praying hard with my rudraksha Jai Ma Trisula, Jai Ma Trisula, Jai Ma Trisula, don't break the consumashum bone of my jigar ka tukda, baaki sub can go tukda tukda"

🤣

I was laughing out so loud that my 4-year old daughter came asking 'what happened'? How could I tell her about that in-tact, not damaged consummation haddi??? Thank God you have sweet funny DP and my 4-year old was satisfied that I really saw something funny..

Edited by golpokobita - 11 years ago

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