So it begins. A major clusterf**k of a misunderstanding which will terrorize us for a long, long, long time. Very clever stroke by the writers. We know Varun wasn't Sree Ram jee reincarnate, Rudra knows, but Paro doesn't. Ouch. Some fix this girl's fainting schedule please. Its all messed up I tell you. She faints when Phatphatiya-sa is eye sex-ing with her, and wakes up just when he shoots Varun, but not when the latter was having a serious bout of verbal diarrhea? Girl has got to get her fainting priorities right dammit.
Paro: *Swoon* I can't take all this flawlessness. *Faint Thud Dead*
Rudra: Nooo, don't faint, lets stare at each other some mo..Ouch! What the hell baddies?
Baddies: That's right. We can only be so understanding. We have been very considerate thus far and did not interrupt your little eye sex session. But come on dude, even the romantic music is over now.
Some seriously gory sequences later, our hero is half dead, Aman is behaving like the heroines in 1970s movies, trying to crawl to the love of his life, but failing miserably. Baddie Baraatis could have chosen this point to quietly cross the border, but no, they have to shit through their mouth. Clearly they haven't seen any Bollywood patriotic movies, if they did, they would have known insulting the motherland leads to the hero being possessed by Rambo. Too bad.
Rudra: Play Vande Mataram music wale bhaiya. That really gets me going. Adrenaline rush and all you see.
Baddie Baraatis: We will suddenly choose to follow battle rules followed way back in the Mahabharata, you know only one man attacks him at a time, also no using guns. Because clearly, we are all about the principles.
Errr, alright. After snapping some 30 odd necks, Phatphatiya-sa comes to Kaka-sa, who till his dying breath couldn't control his verbal diarrhea. Its your own fault old man.
Next up, Varun-sa changes colours faster than a chameleon!
Varun: Alright. Let me go. I may have lost out on the money, but you can't take away the right of consummation.
Rudra: Consummation? Over my dead body! Rang Rasiya > Ore Piya, samjha?😡
Varun: If I can't consummate with her, then no one can, I will kill her if you don't let us go!
Rudra: No you won't. The right to consummate is mine. *Dhishkayoo*
Paro: What did I miss? Did you just shoot my husband, you tyrannical monster?
Rudra: *Face palm*
Viewers: *Face Palm* *Head Desk*
Rejoice people. Say Happy Birthday to the MU which will haunt you for days to come now.😃
Random Musings:
1) Someone tell me what shampoo and conditioner Rudra uses. Such silky and flawless hair even when he is rolling around in sand and dirt. Miracle.
2) Tone down the violence. I like ketchup on my samosa, not so fond of it when its oozing out of every man on screen.
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