OS: Interview with ShaNak - Part 2 Page 3 - Page 3

Yeh Mr & Mrs Burthal hamari jaan lekar rahege...😆

Khanak and Presenter come back

Presenter: (Thinks: What a lucky cow ! She didn't even have to touch up on make-up ! Forget that ! She doesn't even carry any with her ! And sach main she needed the toilet. I thought she wanted some alone time with me. But I didn't miss the lovebite that I saw. No wonder why she looks after her dupatta ! God ! I want someone like him ! 😍 Pshhht ! Focus ! You need to find HIS lovebite. Aaagh ! Cant wait till HE wants a break ! 😍)

Camera Man: Right ! We are on in 3…2…1…(indicates Presenter to begin)

Presenter: Hey guys ! and welcome back ! Sorry guys, it took a while ! You know girls and their toilet breaks

Shaan: Yah tell me about it

Presenter: Shut up ! You spend more time in the bathroom than her !

Khanak: Haan ! Hain nah ?

Presenter: Aur nahiin tho kya ?

Khanak: (Gloats) 😛

Presenter: Waisay, ithnah time bathroom may karthay ho kya ? 😉 (leans on to the arm of her chair towards ShaNak)

Shaan: Erm…jo sab karthay hain (waves hand to indicate everyone)

Presenter: Main make-up karthee hoo. Aap karthay hain ?

Shaan: Nahiin ! (Jumps) I am a MAN !

Presenter: THAT I can see 😉 (stares at him)

Shaan: (Begins to feel uncomfortable)

Presenter: And I can TELL too ! (Hits him with a book)

Shaan: Array ! What the…

Presenter: SHUT UP ! 😡

Shaan: …

Presenter: Honest ! Maan kartha hain kay tujhe 😡 (does her hands so as to make it seem she is strangling someone HARD) Aaargh ! 😡

Shaan: (Scared)

Khanak: Lekin kyun ?

Presenter: You shut up ! (Points at her)

Khanak: (Taken aback) 😲

Presenter: Yaay saab thairee wajay say ho raha hain!

Khanak: Mairee wajah say ?

Shaan: Yaar, what is going on ?! Yay kaisah show may ham ko buladiya ?! 😕

Presenter: (Hits Shaan with a long stick) HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ?! 😡

Shaan: Aaagh ! (Rubs shoulder)

Presenter: DON'T SPEAK ! 😡

Khanak: (Hold's Shaan by the shoulders from behind) Aap teek tho hain nah ? (Looks at him lovingly)

Shaan: Haan (Smiles) I am fine

Presenter: Shit, did I hurt you ? 😲

Shaan: (Stares at her confused) 😕

Presenter: I'm sorry but I just REALLY hate you right now

Shaan: But WHY ?! (Whines)

Presenter: YOU ! (Points the stick at Khanak)

Khanak: Jee…?

Presenter: Thum ITHNEE bade burthal kaisee ho sakthee ho ?!

Khanak: Kya ?

Shaan: 😆 (Chuckles) Hum dono burthals hain 😛 (Points towards himself and her) Mr and Mrs Burthal 😛 (he whispers in her ear)

Presenter: OI ! 😡

Shaan: (Sits upstraight)

Khanak: Lekin kyuuun ? (Stretches it)

Presenter: WHAT was the need for you to tell Shaan to help Simran ?!

Shaan: Haan ! I didn't even wanna help…

Presenter: (Hits him with the stick) SAY ONE MORE WORD ! I SWEAR ! 😡

Shaan: 😳 …

Khanak: Is main kaun see buree baath hain ?

Presenter: Why does Shaan need to help her ? Why cant YOU help her ?

Khanak: I am helping her. I am giving her advice

Presenter: So stick to giving advice ! Don't give her HIM ! (Points the stick to Shaan…Shaan jumps thinking he is going to get hit)

Shaan: What ?! 😲

Khanak: I am NOT giving her him ! He is MINE ! I'm not giving anyone him !

Shaan: And I don't even want to go to her, yaar ! Bohoth smile karthee hain. She gives me the creeps (Shudders)

Khanak: Aisay mat kaho na woh meri friend hain

Shaan: Array yaar…

Khanak: Suniye

Shaan: (Looks at her)

Khanak: Aap nahiin

Shaan: Oh…

Khanak: Aap nay pehle kya kaha ?

Presenter: Kab ?

Khanak: When you were talking about helping

Presenter: 'Adi aur Simran ko kyun help kar rahay ho ?'

Khanak: Haan ! 😛 Lekin woh baath nahiin (flips her hand) uskay baad jo aap nay kaha

Presenter: 'Uff ! Yaay Shaan kithna hot lagraha hain ?'

Shaan: (Looks up…Shocked😲…Scared😳)

Khanak: Kya ?

Presenter: Kuch nahiin (Moves her face to one side and makes a face…thinks: Shit yaar ! I THOUGHT that !...looks back…sees Shaan who seems scared)

Khanak: Rehnay deejeeyay…You said 'why don't you help each other ?'

Presenter: Haan ! What wrong did I say ?

Khanak: Haan ! Wahi tho kar rahay hain !

Presenter: Kaisay ?! 😕

Khanak: Shaantanu interacts with Simran because I told him to. He is helping me (points to herself) help her. She has found someone she likes and has trouble talking to him because hes a guy so I asked Shaantanu to talk to her to help her gain confidence aur kuch nahiin. Yay tho mairee baath mahnay kay leeyay thyaar bhi nahiin thai woh main nay kaha so he listened.

Presenter: (Looks at Shaan who is looking at Khanak admiring her) Array yaar ! Couldn't you have told Adi or Puppy to help her ?!

Khanak: Unko kaisay kaithee ? Woh mairay apnay thoday hain that they would help me ?

Presenter: (Frustrated) Lekin thum nahiin jaanthi ki…

Spot Boy: Madam

Presenter: Kya hain ?!

Spot Boy: Ek minute…

Presenter: Array yaar ! Diktha nahiin hain ?! I am doing a show here !

Spot Boy: Haan lekin baday Sahib nay aap kay liye message bejah hain

Presenter: Baad main bathana

Spot Boy: Zaroori baath hain

Presenter: (Huffs) 😡

Shaan: Jaheeyaay ham intezaar karthay hain 😊

Presenter (Glares at him…gets up…wacks him with the stick and walks away) $*&@#$ ! 😡

Shaan: Aaah ! Iska proble kya hain yaar ?! (rubs his arm)

Khanak: Rehnay deejeeyay nah

Presenter: Kya hain ?! Aaj baday sahib kay too may kaun see mirchi phas gayee ?! 😡

Spot boy: Woh laal waali 😆

Presenter: Shut up !

Spot Boy: Woh…he sent this for you (Gives her an envelope)

Presenter: (Takes it…opens it…takes out the letter) WHAT THE…?! YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME ?! 😡

Spot Boy: (Shrugs) His orders

Presenter: $@#% ! 😡 Aaargh ! (Makes a strangling impression with her hands again and moves it towards the spot boy) Kill me ! KILL ME ! 😡Aisay tho problem nahiin solve hojaye gah ! $@#% ! 😡

ShaNak are viewing all this from a distance.

Khanak: Kya horahah hogah waha pay ?

Shaan: (Shrugs) I don't know. She seems to be biting his head off.

Khanak: She swears a lot 😲

Shaan: Haan (Watching the presenter swear her head off) Khanak, chalo, lets leave (holds her hand)

Khanak: I wish we could

Shaan: Matlab ? 😕

Khanak: Shaantanu she has got all the doors locked – both exits and entrances. Ham bahar nahiin ja sakthay nahi koi andaar ah saktha hain

Shaan: Yaar Khanak, I'm scared

Read both the parts jus now!!

Hilarious they were!! 😆

Maza aa gaya padh ke!!

Ur rockin it dudette! 😉

Freaking Hilarious !!!!!!!

Shaan's SHIT MAN after knowing Veenator's preferences was Classsic ... Totally Golden !!!!

LMAOOO :D :D :D

Anisaaah ...

You are One Hell of a Writer ... Muaaah Great ... Simply Superb !!!!!

I was so upset seeing the precap I skipped the episode ... And Might do so tilll these Geometrical Figures go away !!!!

But You made me Laugh .. ROFL so much ... Brilliant

Thank You and I owe you !!!

Hugs and Continue Soon .. !!!!

BTW ... what did Bade Sahib say ?

aniii... ur the best...

i love this interview...

such a stress buster...😆

@Shalini - Thanks ! That is what I'm trying to do. I started it out as to make myself feel better about all the crap that the CV's are throwing on ShaNak and thought I'd share :D. Glad to know it makes you laugh ! I am also not watching this weeks episodes LOL. You will find out what bade sahib said later on today :D

@Roshni - LOL ! It is my own stressbuster too ! I mean LOOK at how much times I'm getting to hit Shaan ! LMAO ! But I also feel sorry for him :/ but then when I see that guitar scene EVERY time I scroll to the bottom of a page - which I NEVER wanted to see - I get angry again !

Thanks guys for liking it. Next update will be up soon ! It doesnt take long coz I just write whatever comes to mind LOL dont have to think + excuse my Hindi LOL its bad I know

i love love love just love d way d presenter line maroes shaan...lmao it reminds me of myself...lol bathroom mein kya kya karte ho😆😆

u have made them sooo cute anisha..loved it

just go on n on wid it im loving it all😎🤗