Presenter: Hey guys ! Welcome to ChitChat ! 😃 Who has no other guests apart from ShaNak ! Aren't we lucky ? 😆 Right so here we have our very own Shaan and Khanak. Hey LB's !
Shaan: Hi ! 😃 (cheery)
Khanak: Namaste 😛 (smiling)
Presenter: So how are you guys today ?
Khanak: I am good
Shaan: And so am I'
Presenter: Yeah yeah whatever. Now that formalities are over lets come to the topic of importance that has had the whole forum going crazy.
Khanak: Sorry ? 😕
Shaan: I don't understand 😕
Presenter: Oh you WILL do soon, honey (glares at him) 😡
Shaan: Ohhh-kaaay (is confused)
Presenter: Shaan what the hell is up with you and Simran ? 😕
Shaan: Eh ? What do you mean ? (confused)
Khanak: Yay kaisah sawaal hain ?
Presenter: Oh please thum chup baitho. Apni pathi ko kaithee ho kisee aur ko help karay aur thum kisee aur ko ! Kya thum dono ik doosre kay help nahiin kar sakthay hain kya ?!
Khanak: Ham karthay hain nah !
Presenter: Kab ?
Khanak: Jab help chaheeyay
Shaan: Haa ! None of us need help now so what should we help each other on now ?
Presenter: Haa ! Tho unko kyun help karahay ho ?!
ShaNak : Kisko ?!
Presenter: Meri maa ko ! (Smacks head) Us Adi aur Simran ko aur kisko !
Shaan: Haan ! Yay tho you said absolutely right ! What is the need for her to help us Adi kaa batcha ! (Looks at Khanak)
Khanak: Araay ! (Turns)
Shaan: Araay kya ? You are going to pretend to be his girlfriend ? Tum bhool gayee ho ?! You are MY wife !
Presenter: (Gets up from her seat and slaps Shaan on the head hard)Wife ?! 😡 NOW you remember ?! It would be SO good for you if you keep your mouth shut ! 😡
Shaan: (Rubbing head) Array. Main nay kya kiya ?
Presenter: (Gets ready to hit him again'Shaan puts his hands up for safety) TUM NAY KYA KIYA ?! YOU $*&*$&%& ! 😡 (Slaps him across the head again)
Shaan: What the hell man ?! Why are you hitting me ?!
Presenter: Don't get me angry then !
Shaan: I'm not even saying anything ! 😕
Presenter: SHUT THE HELL UP ! 😡
Shaan: '
Presenter: I am VERY angry with you right now !
Shaan: '
Presenter: Burthal !
Khanak: Hey ! That is my word !
Presenter: And this is YOUR husband !
Khanak: Haan main janti hoon
Presenter: Tho pir us Adi kay saath'
Shaan: Haan ! Why the'
Presenter: SHAAN ! 😡
Shaan: '
Presenter: Didn't you HEAR what I said ?! 😡
Shaan: Sorry'
P: OHHH you ARE gonna be sorry don't you worry ! 😡
Shaan: Khanak (scared)
Khanak: Its okay'main hoon nah ?
P: Waah ! Tho pir WHERE do you disappear when Simran is there ?!
Shaan: Haan yaar, the amount of time I spend with her I would rather spend with'
Presenter: (Throws something at his head'and glares) 😡
Khanak: Matlab ?
Presenter: Eugh ! Please Khanak ! Incase you haven't noticed that Simran ki bachi is hellbent after Shaan !
Khanak: Lekin us ka khud Rajkumar hain why would she go after Shaan ?
P: Kyun ? Shaan kiska Rajkumar hain ?
Khanak: (Blushes) Mera' 😳
Presenter: Wow ! Really ?! (sarcastic)
Khanak: Hmm 😳
Presenter: Haan lekin woh sirf therah Rajkumar nahiin hain
ShaNak look puzzled 😕
Presenter: Haan ! (Takes what seems to be a list from a boy who has come to give it'she unfolds it'it falls to the floor as that's how long it is'ShaNak are surprised'puts on glasses'and begins to read) Woh Ani ka, Beeni ka, Karishma ka, Roshni ka, Nisha ka, Varsha ka, Vattie ka, Shilpa ka, Shalini ka, Rooj ka, Ramini ka, Deepali ka, Veena ka'
Khanak: Lekin Veena KSG ko pasand karthi hain ?
Presenter: Oh yah ! (Ticks her off the list)
Shaan: (Shit man)
Presenter: (Carries on with the list)
An hour later'
Presenter: 'aur Anki ka, Naveen ka and Simi ka (moves list away from face'moves down glasses onto nose'sees ShaNak sleeping'Shaans head on the back of the sofa and Khanaks head on Shaans shoulder) Awww ! (Shuffles with her bag'takes out a camera'takes a picture'gets an idea'gets up'moves Khanak away'Khanak ends up in a laying down position'sits next to Shaan'puts face near Shaan'not too near doesn't wanna get killed by the forum'and does a thumbs up sign'holds up camera and takes a picture'looks at it and admires it'gets up and goes back to her seat)
Presenter: HOW DARE YOU SLEEP ON MY SHOW ! 😡(bangs a stick on the coffee table in front'ShaNak wake up startled'Shaan sees Khanak get up'wonders how she got to lie down'and why didn't she drag him with her)
Khanak: Oh ! (Looking around fixing dupatta) Sorry'
Presenter: Is my show that boring ? (really sad)
Shaan: Nahiin Nahiin !
Presenter: Its my first show I don't want it to be boring 😭
Khanak: Nahiin it wasn't boring
Presenter: Really ?
Khanak: Haan
Presenter: Then why did you sleep ?
Shaan: Woh kya hain nah'erm'woh'haan ! Aap ki awaaz hi aisee hain'
Presenter: What do you mean ?
Shaan: Who I mean its like'so soft'like so gentle'like someone is singing a lullaby'like a mum is putting her child to sleep'Aisay you tell me how can one not sleep ?
Presenter: (Blushes deeply'makes a note to enter X factor this year) 😳
Presenter: Anyway ! Back to the point ! Haan Khanak Shaan is all these lovely ladies Rajkumar but we are not after him are we ? Kyun ?
Khanak: Coz you cant reach him ?
Presenter: Pffft ! (Laughs nervously) Nooo !
Shaan: But she can reach me
Presenter: SHUT UP !
Shaan: (does a WTH expression)
Presenter: I'm gonna sort YOU out afterwards ! 😡
Shaan: '
Presenter: Its because we KNOW he is yours.
Khanak: (Blushes'Shaan reaches out to hold her hand'and they have an eyelock'the presenter signs for the behind the scenes people to put on the ShaNak background score'2 mins later score is finished'and they realise where they are) 😳
Presenter: Done ?
ShaNak: Yeah
Presenter: Good ! Yes ! Now back to the topic'which is one of many'
Khanak: Theres more ?
Presenter: Of course (turns to Shaan) I have to sort HIM out yet (glares)
Shaan: '
Khanak: Suniye
Shaan: (turns to her) Haa ?
Khanak: Aap nahiin (looks at presenter) Aap
Presenter: Me ? (with a confused expression) 😕
Khanak: Haa
Presenter: Kya hain ?
Khanak: Can we take a break ? (lifts up her pinky) I need a break
Presenter: (Whines) Lekin I was just getting started !
Khanak: Please ?
Presenter: (Huffs) Oh ! Alright then !
Khanak: Thank you ! (smiles)
Presenter: Wait I'm coming too. I had too much to drink earlier when I heard something HOT was going to come on the show (looks at Shaan'who is confused with her behaviour'she turns to camera) Stay tuned after the break folks ! There is a LOT more to come ! 😃
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