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part1
guys ye bakwaas hain par jo bhi dimag main aya wo likh diya so spare me ha
khanak aur rahul and shaan 3 idiots hall main bathe rahte hain
k-main ne apke liye kuch banaya hain rahul?
r-kya?
shaan heard what khanak said apke liye bola apke liye bola................khanak to sirf muje ap kahti hain is ko ap kyon bola?
k-apki fav dish (gys koi bhi dish asume kar lena)
rahul taste the dish .he liked it so much he saya
kahanak wow kya dish baniye hain ............i loved it 0................i love u yaar kya khana baya hain ilove u ilove u
shaan ye sunke shok ho jata hain
s-iski itni himmat meri khanak ko i love u bola..................ise to main
rahul finishes his dish go outside
k-kya hua shantanu
s-kya hua? kya hua tum ye mujse puch rahi ho mujse?
k-nahi apke baju main jo gamla hain na us se puch rahi hu
s-ha ha v funny tumne us rahul se wo 3 sabdh sune kaise
k-konse 3 sabhd
s-wahi
k-kya wAHI
S-AJ TUMNE RAHULse suna hain kal kah bhi dogi
k-kya...................ap ye paheliya bujhana band kijiya
s-saheliya? kiski saheliya khanak
k-of oh saheliya nahi pahiliya bhudhtahal
s-wahi jo tumne mujse kah thain
k-apka matlab main rahul se kahdungi i love u
s-ohhhh khanak kitni asani se kah diya rahul ko i love u. aur muje khane ke liya pura ek mahnaa laga diya
k are baba main kab kha. unho ne mujse kaha aur wo apki sam nahi kahti hain kya wo to ilu ki mala japti rahti hain dinbhar
s-wo meri dost hain
k-to rahul bhi mera dost hai
s-ha ab wo hi tumhara dost hai main todi hu.shaan overdramatic as always
k-smiles.wo to hain par ap kyon itna jal bhunke papad ho rahe ho
s-papad kaun papad khanak main shaan....hello... tum thik ho na.
k-ara tupid main apke bare mai bat kar rahi hoon
s-main main thodi jal raha hu aur shantanu khandelwal kabhi kisi se nahi jalta ok....................main jalu us rahul se aur kyon
k-sahi baat hain ap kyon jalenge.par agar muje koi satata hain ya phir koi meri tarap dekhta hain to rahul ko bilkul bhi accha nahi lagta...........unko jalan hoti hain par ap khair rahne hi dijiye
s-kya kya matlab hain tumhara main nahi jal sakta .............muje jalna nahi ata main bhi jal sakta hu aur rahul se kai guna better jal sakta hu
k-sacchi
s- ha
k-to phir thik hain main machis aur rokel leke ati hu ap muje jalke dikha dena
then khanak and shaan laughed
part2
khanak kamre ki saaf safai kar rahi thi.wo the famous sofa ko hatane ki koshish kar rahi thi tabhi rahul ata hain...................khanak -muje todhi madat kar dogay rahul
p.s.-i posted it long time ago thbis for new member the idea was how shaan will feel jealous cuz of rahul
r-thodi kyon puri karunga
wo uski madat karne hi jata hain tab shaan unhe dekh leta hain
s-tum kya kar rahe ho
k-kuch nahi rahul meri sofa hatane main madat kar rahe hain
s-kyon wo kyon kar raha hain.main tumhari patni hu main tumhari madat karunga?shaan realises he said something wrong
r- u mean pati right smiles
s-ha wahi wahi
k-ha ha wahi wahi.shantanu aap ye nahi kar payengay rahul meri madat kar rahe hain na
s-kyon main kyon nahi kar sakta.............jo ye rahul ka baccha kar sakta hain wo main bhi kar sakta hOON
k-rahul ke bacche hote to wo bhi ye sofa utha dete par ap nahi kar sakte
s-dekho khanak tum ab mera insult kar rahe ho
k-to apko pata chal gaya.
s-bass bass bass
k-shantanu aap ye 3 .teen bar kyon chila rahe ho.gale main kuch problem hain.rukiyen main na jadibuti wali chai leke ati hu
s-nahiiiiiiiiiiiii.ab dekho kya karta hu...................shaan beta aj tuje ye karna hoga teri ijjat ka sawal hain..............
shaan tries hard but couldnt do it .in between he got pain in his back.......shaan shouts
k-main kaha tha na app bahut najuk ho............
s-main najuk nahi hu sofa bahut bhari hain
R-AB TUMHARA PATNI WALA DIALOG SUIT KAR RAHA HAIN
ye sunke rahul sofa hata deta hain..................khanak happy ho jati hain and shaan angry
k-rahul ap bahut bahadur ho
s-use bahadur bola use use................rahul beta ruk tuje to baad main dikhata hu
k-ap ko rahul se kya pareshani hain kitne accha hain wo
s-han ha itna accha hain to jao uske pass jao na jao jao
k-thik hai
s-kaha ja rahi ho .............ruko main to majak kar raha tha
k-aap ke man main apne dost ke bare main aise vichaar uttpadit kaise hote hain
s-kya utt ........kya padit.............sheeeeeeeeeee khanak kya ganda bol raha hu.mera pet saff rahta hain main aisa kuch nahi karta.......chiiii
k-mera matlab aise vichhar ate kaise hain.....budhtal
s-wo koi mera dost wost nahi hain
k-par mera to hai
s-kya mera to hain tum ek married ladki ho tumhara dost tumhara pati hona cahiye..
k-kyon aisa kisi kitab main likha hain ki shadisuda ladkyon ka dost sirf uska pati hona cahiyen
s-ha
k-kaunsi kitab main
s-mahapursho ki kitab main
k-mahapurush dang se likh nahi pate aur kitab lkihane chale hain
s-to tum kya kahna cahti ho mujme bilkul bhi dum nahi hain
k-ha aap ho hi itne najuk aap se to eksofa bhi nahi sambhalta .hain bagwan kaisa bhudhthal pati diya tune muje ismain to bilkul dum nahi hain
s-acch a muj main dam nahi hain ruko abhi tumhe mera dum dikhata hu.
SHAAN NE KHANK KO UTTHAYA AUR BED KI AUR LE GAYA..........AB TUMHE MERA DUM DIKHATA HU😉
SORRY GUYS KUCH FUNNY AA NAHI RAHA THA......ITS STUPID I KNW SORRY .........PLZ SPARE MI
p.s.-i posted it long time ago thbis for new member the idea was how shaan will feel jealous cuz of rahul
Pati Patni Aur Panga
Jaane Anjaane Hum Mile
Tum Se Tum Tak
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Mannat Har Khushi Paane Ki
Vasudha
