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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#101

Originally posted by: rajnish_here

willl come soon dear with lots of shayaties😛

thank u rajnish bhaiya .........come soooooooooon.......................m waiting............😛

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#102

Confused Robber-
After a laborious two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case the jury finally ended its 14 hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge.

The judge turns to the jury foreman and asks, "Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?"

"Yes we have, your honor," the foreman responded.

"Would you please pass it to me,"

The judge declared, as he motioned for the bailiff to retrieve the verdict slip from the foreman and deliver it to him.

After the judge reads the verdict himself, he delivers the verdict slip back to his bailiff to be returned to the foreman and instructs the foreman, "Please read your verdict to the court."

"We find the defendant NOT GUILTY of all four counts of bank robbery," stated the foreman.

The family and friends of the defendant jump for joy at the sound of the "not guilty" verdict and hug each other as they shout expressions of divine gratitude. The defendant's attorney turns to his client and asks, "So, what do you think about that?"

The defendant looks around the courtroom slowly with a bewildered look on his face and then turns to his defense attorney and says, "I'm real confused here. Does this mean that I have to give all the money back?"😆

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#103

The Blind Date
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't stand another minute with his blind date.

Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him on the phone an hour into the evening so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim statement and said, "I have some bad news. My grand- father has just died."

"Thank God," his date said. "If yours hadn't, mine would've had to."😆

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#104

My Friend😛
My Friend when I think of you.
I think of all that we've been through.
All the times we argue and fight,
I know deep inside that it isn't right.
I, then feel bad and alot of pain.
It feels like I've fallen from the sky like the rain.
I love you dear friend with all of my heart.
But now that you're gone I've fallen apart.
I'm getting better as the days go by.
I wish sometimes this was all a big lie.
I pray to you every night.
It's like you're my fire, a burning light.
My dear friend, I miss you alot.
I still wonder why you were put in that spot.
I know you're in a place much better than here.
Watching and helping me with all of my fear.
Our friendship my dear friend,
we will have to the end.
Friends til the end is what we will be.
Someday we'll be together,
together you and me.

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#105

1- Sardar ji is buying a TV"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."😛

2- Sardar Ji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.😆

3- Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes😃

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#106

Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."😆

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Samiksha Birla

@Savi13

Dazzler

Posted: 17 years ago

#107

School ki Life

10+2 tak...............

college ki life

padho jab tak................

love ki life

shadi tak......

but humari dosti

31 Feb tak

Jab aaegi tab tod denge:-)

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Samiksha Birla

@Savi13

Dazzler

Posted: 17 years ago

#108

its not that u stop smiling

as u grow old,

the real thing is u grow old

coz u stop smiling.

Donate a smile

everday

And Live Longer

in life we have a lot to loose and very

little to choose, so whenever u Get a chance to choose,

do it carefully and see 2 it that u never loose what u choose.

Never change your originality for the sake of others,,,,,,,,,,

b'coz in this world no one can play your role better than u....

so be yourself and win the world

Life Never comes to be da Way we Want it, But we Live it the Best way we can .

There is no PERFECT Life ,

But we can Fill it with Perfect Moments...

Edited by sam1903 - 17 years ago

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Janaki

@RamKiSeeta

Achiever

+ 6

Posted: 17 years ago

#109

Originally posted by: jingjing
Confused Robber-
After a laborious two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case the jury finally ended its 14 hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge.

The judge turns to the jury foreman and asks, "Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?"

"Yes we have, your honor," the foreman responded.

"Would you please pass it to me,"

The judge declared, as he motioned for the bailiff to retrieve the verdict slip from the foreman and deliver it to him.

After the judge reads the verdict himself, he delivers the verdict slip back to his bailiff to be returned to the foreman and instructs the foreman, "Please read your verdict to the court."

"We find the defendant NOT GUILTY of all four counts of bank robbery," stated the foreman.

The family and friends of the defendant jump for joy at the sound of the "not guilty" verdict and hug each other as they shout expressions of divine gratitude. The defendant's attorney turns to his client and asks, "So, what do you think about that?"

The defendant looks around the courtroom slowly with a bewildered look on his face and then turns to his defense attorney and says, "I'm real confused here. Does this mean that I have to give all the money back?"😆

Really Great!😆😆😆

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juhi jain

@jingjing

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#110

Originally posted by: sam1903
School ki Life
10+2 tak...............

college ki life

padho jab tak................

love ki life

shadi tak......

but humari dosti

31 Feb tak

Jab aaegi tab tod denge:-)

great one.......Thank u Samiksha di😛

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