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Its been three weeks since RDLJ started and all of us who are watching this show would have been inspired and learnt something. Here is some gyan I gained from the show š
1. Its ok if you don't know about current issues (Obama Bin Laden) or anything that has to do with Indian culture (Mahabharat ā Valmiki) but we should mandatorily know how to prepare for a perfect date.
2. It's always necessary to have one or two affairs before getting married/engaged or else you are definitely lying about your past or you are unfit to be a girl.
3. We should drape a sari in such a way that the pallu is willing to fly away any moment.
4. It's ok to be with a super desperate guy and allow him to hug and kiss, even though if we know that we don't end up together right from the beginning. All is fair in love (lust) and war!
5. Practice smiling and talking. Don't give up even if your facial muscles hurt
6. When you fall out of an affair/fling you have 2 options, a) immediately dismiss it as an infatuation, b) throw tantrums until you are tired and go to sleep.
7. Money can't buy happiness, so you can choose a rich ā despo first and plan for your happiness later.
8. Dance till you drop! But don't forget to stare your target until he starts burning for love/lust.
9. It's ok to be with a person who lusts for you coz wherever lust goes, loveā¤ļø simply follows.
10. Always don't forget to wear tear-proof makeup so that you look pretty without smudge even when you get emotional and start crying.
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1. Its ok if you don't know about current issues (Obama Bin Laden) or anything that has to do with Indian culture (Mahabharat ā Valmiki) but we should mandatorily know how to prepare for a perfect date.
2. It's always necessary to have one or two affairs before getting married/engaged or else you are definitely lying about your past or you are unfit to be a girl.
3. We should drape a sari in such a way that the pallu is willing to fly away any moment.
4. It's ok to be with a super desperate guy and allow him to hug and kiss, even though if we know that we don't end up together right from the beginning. All is fair in love (lust) and war!
5. Practice smiling and talking. Don't give up even if your facial muscles hurt
6. When you fall out of an affair/fling you have 2 options, a) immediately dismiss it as an infatuation, b) throw tantrums until you are tired and go to sleep.
7. Money can't buy happiness, so you can choose a rich ā despo first and plan for your happiness later.
8. Dance till you drop! But don't forget to stare your target until he starts burning for love/lust.
9. It's ok to be with a person who lusts for you coz wherever lust goes, loveā¤ļø simply follows.
10. Always don't forget to wear tear-proof makeup so that you look pretty without smudge even when you get emotional and start crying.
Kidding š š š
Anupamaa
