How not to wake a Sleeping Man?

** Just a fun post, continuing on the How-To Series ***

How not to wake a Sleeping Man? (in 3 easy steps)

Step 1 - Sneak near his bed and speak non-stop (Voices, of opposite sex, are inducive to sleep)

Step 2 - Run your delicate fingers over his forehead lovingly (the tickling sensation lulls one further into the slumberland)

Step 3 - Lay your beautiful head on his heart (His Heart meeting Her Brain is a precursor to those forty winks)

If inspite of all these precautions, he wakes up 😲

Not your fault, he is a light sleeper, and wakes on drop of a pin.

U r on a roll today , Gii !!

Originally posted by: milinda.shreyz

U r on a roll today , Gii !!

Originally posted by: GitaIyer

I;m supposed to be working late. 😆

Gii, - another name I got. 😊

yep, the new name suits u 😃
by the way, u said how-not-to series continued .
where are the other posts !! give me the links here.

or embed the links on the bottom of ur post, that way it would be even better !

Originally posted by: milinda.shreyz

or embed the links on the bottom of ur post, that way it would be even better !

thanks 4 this post 😆

Azad : to think or not to think ( of Mahira) that is the question...but oh ! letz dream of her chasmile aankhe and bracewali muskan
( closes eyes and goes to sleep in a jiffy )
Mahira : Raat akeli hai ...aur mujhe lep bhi lagani hai !! arre it even rhymes ! kya joke tha, by god !
but hush, I have to enter Lion's den to do so...arre toh kya hua. yeh toh bahut easy hai , he is totally safe now, sleeping like a baby ! there is no indecency in visiting a baby's room, mind you gandey dimagwali Forumfangirl !
(and she enters)
Azad in his sleep : Sapna jahan dastak na de /
Dekha wahan pe aaj tera chehra hai
and sighs ! arre , why am I feeling this strange weight upon my heart ! may be itz the weight of my guilt. but then my forfead feels moist,clammy !!
(opens eyes)
What the devil !! why is she sprawling upon me...arre todi interest kya dikha di, yeh toh meri izzat utar ney mein lag gayi ! kuch kiya toh nehi !! I am totally calling Vmpire world 911 !😆

[written for ur entertainment , Gii ]

Originally posted by: milinda.shreyz

Azad : to think or not to think ( of Mahira) that is the question...but oh ! letz dream of her chasmile aankhe and bracewali muskan
( closes eyes and goes to sleep in a jiffy )
Mahira : Raat akeli hai ...aur mujhe lep bhi lagani hai !! arre it even rhymes ! kya joke tha, by god !
but hush, I have to enter Lion's den to do so...arre toh kya hua. yeh toh bahut easy hai , he is totally safe now, sleeping like a baby ! there is no indecency in visiting a baby's room, mind you gandey dimagwali Forumfangirl !
(and she enters)
Azad in his sleep : Sapna jahan dastak na de /
Dekha wahan pe aaj tera chehra hai
and sighs ! arre , why am I feeling this strange weight upon my heart ! may be itz the weight of my guilt. but then my forfead feels moist,clammy !!
(opens eyes)
What the devil !! why is she sprawling upon me...arre todi interest kya dikha di, yeh toh meri izzat utar ney mein lag gayi ! kuch kiya toh nehi !! I am totally calling Vmpire world 911 !😆

[written for ur entertainment , Gii ]

Originally posted by: GitaIyer

This is absolutely hilarious. Totally entertained. Thanks so much.

@bold1 - Gosh, I can't stop laughing. 😆

@bold2 - Kuch kiya toh nahi... That was exactly what Asad would've been asking, and audience too wanted to know after the famous Jaanu SR.😉

Azaad, after all those lovely thoughts about his lady love would be thinking - Ho gaya kya?😆

LMFAO 🤣
aaah ! jaanu sr...mutt yaad dila mujhe uss raat ki karnama and asad-zoya's extent of stupidity !