How not to wake a Sleeping Man? - Page 3

Originally posted by: milinda.shreyz

Gii, Farz, Noor, Shimmer, Kruti !
I was officially one of the funpost makers on my previous forum ( rangrasiya ). shall I start here too ? what do u think ?

Originally posted by: milinda.shreyz

Azad : to think or not to think ( of Mahira) that is the question...but oh ! letz dream of her chasmile aankhe and bracewali muskan
( closes eyes and goes to sleep in a jiffy )
Mahira : Raat akeli hai ...aur mujhe lep bhi lagani hai !! arre it even rhymes ! kya joke tha, by god !
but hush, I have to enter Lion's den to do so...arre toh kya hua. yeh toh bahut easy hai , he is totally safe now, sleeping like a baby ! there is no indecency in visiting a baby's room, mind you gandey dimagwali Forumfangirl !
(and she enters)
Azad in his sleep : Sapna jahan dastak na de /
Dekha wahan pe aaj tera chehra hai
and sighs ! arre , why am I feeling this strange weight upon my heart ! may be itz the weight of my guilt. but then my forfead feels moist,clammy !!
(opens eyes)
What the devil !! why is she sprawling upon me...arre todi interest kya dikha di, yeh toh meri izzat utar ney mein lag gayi ! kuch kiya toh nehi !! I am totally calling Vmpire world 911 !😆

[written for ur entertainment , Gii ]

Originally posted by: milinda.shreyz

Azad : to think or not to think ( of Mahira) that is the question...but oh ! letz dream of her chasmile aankhe and bracewali muskan
( closes eyes and goes to sleep in a jiffy )
Mahira : Raat akeli hai ...aur mujhe lep bhi lagani hai !! arre it even rhymes ! kya joke tha, by god !
but hush, I have to enter Lion's den to do so...arre toh kya hua. yeh toh bahut easy hai , he is totally safe now, sleeping like a baby ! there is no indecency in visiting a baby's room, mind you gandey dimagwali Forumfangirl !
(and she enters)
Azad in his sleep : Sapna jahan dastak na de /
Dekha wahan pe aaj tera chehra hai
and sighs ! arre , why am I feeling this strange weight upon my heart ! may be itz the weight of my guilt. but then my forfead feels moist,clammy !!
(opens eyes)
What the devil !! why is she sprawling upon me...arre todi interest kya dikha di, yeh toh meri izzat utar ney mein lag gayi ! kuch kiya toh nehi !! I am totally calling Vmpire world 911 !😆

[written for ur entertainment , Gii ]

Originally posted by: sweetluck

Superb .,,😆

She was just being helpful ,, aise mazak toh mat udao bechari ka .,,😭😆

Originally posted by: milinda.shreyz

yep, the new name suits u 😃
by the way, u said how-not-to series continued .
where are the other posts !! give me the links here.

Originally posted by: GitaIyer

Here you go.. (only one though)

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=4244609

And talking of brains (one more for your entertainment)

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3937426

Originally posted by: namzie

yes yes brain one i recall gita !

we need one on the full moon now 😆

Originally posted by: farz_parachute

You know Gitaaa!

I remember reading the post, the interesting facts one. And woah. It feels like you only just wrote it, coz SO BLOODY ACCURATE EVEN NOW!!

Hahahahahahah

A master poster then, a master poster now! YOU!

Originally posted by: GitaIyer

** Just a fun post, continuing on the How-To Series ***

How not to wake a Sleeping Man? (in 3 easy steps)

Step 1 - Sneak near his bed and speak non-stop (Voices, of
opposite sex, are inducive to sleep)

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Step 2 - Run your delicate fingers over his forehead
lovingly (the tickling sensation lulls one further into the slumberland)

Step 3 - Lay your beautiful head on his heart (His Heart meeting
Her Brain is a precursor to those forty winks)

If inspite of all these precautions, he wakes up😲

Not
your fault, he is a light sleeper, and wakes on drop of a pin.

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