This post is just for fun. Too much horror, butchering and fake SRs are not good for the forum. š
Sanam: Ya Allah, what wrong have I done to deserve this?
God: Therein lies your problem dear. You should've done something. You have been all talk and no action.
Sanam: When I didn't do anything wrong, Why so much pain for me?
God: Exactly, you didn't do anything when you should've done something. You didn't confess your love to your husband, you didn't reveal the twin truth, you didn't question Ahil why he married another woman even if you had run away, you didn't assert your rights as Ahil's wife.
Sanam: I only wanted to bring Ahil out of his guilt trap first. Is that wrong?
God: No, but what purpose would that have served. Ahil after coming out of "I Killed my Dad" guilt would've landed straight onto "I hurt my Sanam" guilt.
God: Why didn't you tell Ahil about the twin truth?
Sanam: I wanted to begin at the beginning. First Nawab truth to expose his ammi, then the twin truth to prove I'm innocent. But things went horribly wrong.
God: Ok, you were following the First-in First Out strategy. What if Ahil too follows the same in case of his wives?
Sanam: No... <Sobbing uncontrollably> Where will I go, if Ahll throws me out?
God: Go to Punjab to your Badi Ammi and reopen your dhaba.
Sanam: Badi Ammi went to Haj I think or did she go to Punjab. I dont know where she is.
God: Lemme find where she has disappeared. Meanwhile, you go to your sister Haya.
Sanam: Not Possible. She and Raahat are playing kidnap-kidnap, turn by turn. And I've already been kidnapped way too many times.
God: Go to Ajmer like your Abbu did after a similar incident.
Sanam: No I cant leave Ahil in the hands of a cat woman and a snake woman.
God: Go to the Yateemkhana like your ammi did.
Sanam: Well, I havent yet been buried alive in walls. But, nope, I don't want to risk it. Oh God, there is no place in this world for me. What will I do now?
God: Will you do what I tell you?
Sanam: Yes.
God: Good, take this (handing her a club)
Sanam: What is this for? What should I do with this?
God: Take this and hunt down QH CVs. Then hit them on the head with this. Maybe, just maybe, there is chance, you can be salvaged.
Sanam: (Dropping the club and looking suspiciously)
Sanam: Are you really the God I pray to daily?
God: Are you really the Sanam I created?
Sanam: This is not the time for sarcasm. This Ahil's new wife I don't think is a good woman.
God: She is a combination of witch+ichchadhaari naagin, who can do voodoo, make things happen/unhappen with a twist of fingers.
Sanam: Oh My GOD. Ahil is in danger. I know what I should do. I will collect proofs against Sanam2 and reveal her to Ahil first. Yes, that is what needs to be done.
Sanam walks away determinedly...
God sighs...
