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The rate at which Aahil keeps hurting his hand. The makers would be at more benefit, if they make Johnson & Johnson, Dettol and Savlon as their official sponsor.
Qubool Hai serial made me realize that the Size of the Injury is inversely proportional to the size of the bandage and too in the wrong anatomy. How else would you explain the hand slashed by glass pieces ends up getting such a measly bandage compared to the hand stepped upon getting wrapped under a blanket of the bandages.
Characters this week:
Aahil: I wanted to have some fun with by wife by playing Hide and Seek, so I hid behind a pillar, but my wife does not even comes to seek me, on top of that all my screen space is consumed by unnecessary song sequences and repetitive Flashbacks.. Boo.. Hoo I'm Just an Object.. Heck even that Ugly Baba has more Dialogues and Screen-Space than me. That's why I cry and Cry and Cry.. 😭.. And Instead of Talking to Sanam, I prefer to do Lots and Lots and Lots of Self-Talk.
Sanam: Aahil does not talks to me anymore, A complete Witch for a Mother-in-Law wants to kill me, I have no Idea where my Badi Ammi is, How is she, or for that matter Is she dead or alive??? I'm yet to solve the mystery about my parents, but all this have zilch effect on me as I'm more interested in meddling with Aahil's past life and secrets, though I have been told not too, but hell I don't care. As I'm knee-deep busy being a Sherlock and the best part is, I never go in the search of the evidence, they just keep falling into my lap, sometimes from the top of the cupboard and sometimes hidden under the door. If only Sherlock had it this easy. 😕
Sunheri: Rehaan Who??? I'm more concerned about my Precious Shoes, than Bappa, b'cos they make me look tall.. I'm so much in love with this Ugly Wedges that I even wear them in front of Bappa, to cry river about my Broken Heart and just a week old Love Saga.. Because it's that easy to have my heart broken. Yup, Some harsh words from Rehaan and I'm all ready to enter the world of Crime once again. Because my life is that hard. Really a week's company of Rehaan turned a bad-ass like Sunheri into a Sissy.
Rehaan: Boo.. My mother does not Loves me.. Boo Aahil Bhai Talks Harshly to me.. Boo Sunheri the Girl whom I met when I was on rebound, from the heart break I received for having one-sided feeling for Sanam who coincidentally looked Exactly like Sunheri.. Well Sunheri looks exactly like Sanam. Hell what difference does that makes. The point is that the girl I met a week before and started trusting her with my life in just a week's time, without even knowing her properly. Because that's what a Guys who does "Beintehaa Mohabbat" do all the time, Broke my trust by not telling me that she used to steal.. GASP!!!! I'm Appalled!!! I'm Heart Broken AGAIN!!!! Boo--Hoo.. I will run away from everyone.. I need a Big Bucket of Ben and Jerry's Choco Chip Mint Ice Cream and Some Tissues Please!!😭
Tanveer: I Can Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee, I can Claw Like a Cat, Snatch like an Eagle, Sniff like a Sniffer Dog and raise my leg to PEEE!!!!! . Even Mogambo took Tuitions from ME!!!! Who Am I, I'm Super Vamp!!!!
Rahaat: I love Haya, but I love my Brother More. So I will control my raging Hormones even after seeing Haya in minimal clothes, throwing herself at me LITERALLY!!! B'cos IF my Stoopid Faizu wants a Virgin Bride, Then he will get a Virgin Bride. B'cos I'm a Bloody Bahu of this Serial, who believes in Tyaag and Balidaan. I love My Faizu and I'm Happy and Gay!!!
Faiz: Hai I'm Faiz. I'm a Stoopid Brat, I want a New Bike, I want a Guitar, I want a Leather Jacket, I want a Swiss Watch and I also want Haya... If I don't get any of these, I will lie down on floor hold my breath and start kicking my legs in the air until I get all these things.. and My Stoopid Martyr for a brother will get all these things for me..
Haya: I Marry, I get a Divorce, I plan to re-marry, But I never bother to share my problems with my Sister, neither I worry about my Badi Ammi. I don't care what these two Stoopid Stooge Brothers are up to. As I'm too busy promoting other shows. Dil se Naache India Wale. Don't Miss!!!
Razia: I have a Plan, I'm going to be Rich, I have a Trump Card, I'm going to be Rich, I will beat Billo Rani in her own Game, I'm going to be Rich.. I have convinced Sunheri to carry out my Master Plan, about which I have absolutely no Clue what it is.. but I don't care, B'cos I'm going to be Richhh... Did I mention that I'm going to be Rich???? (Yes Million times).. Ok then, I will tell one more time yet again.. I'm going to be Richhh!!!!!!!!
Dilshad: To hell with Newton's law of Speed, Acceleration and Velocity.. Let Newton toss and turn in his grave, but I'm gonna break every law of Physics.. I'm gonna hitch a ride behind the speeding car, and will still remain glued to my wheelchair, no matter weather the car runs on rocky road, or hits a tree or applies a sudden brake.. Had it been any other person, all this bumpy ride and sudden brake would have send him flying high in the sky and would have landed on his rear end with multiple fractures.. But not me.. Nah-Ha.. You know why?? B'cos I'm wearing the Invincible Burkha.. Yes this Burkha is Multi Purpose Burkha.. It not only soaks up all the wet and leakage, when I relieve myself, leaving me all dry and comfortable, but also keeps me glued to this wheel chair. Plus this Super Sonic Wheel Chair, which remains unbreakable and unaffected, even after hitching a ride behind a speeding car, next I'm gonna try hitching a ride behind a speeding bus and Train for my experiment. Wait I'm not finished yet.. This Amazing Wheel Chair is also going to be featured in next series of Fast and Furious.. Full Throttle... Zhoooppp!!!!
Khala and Khalu.. We don't know weather we are good, bad or ugly.. Hell we are not even sure why we are in the serial half of the time.
Lateef.. Before Razia's Make-Over "Main toh hoon hi Chui Mui" After Razia's Make Over "I'm a cute over-sized wannabe Teenage School Girl, with two Pig Tails and Ribbons, sans Lollypop and short skirt"
Me: Why the Hell am I watching this Serial again???!!!
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