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713_Sparkles

@713_Sparkles

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Posted: 11 years ago

Post some jokes, make the forum active!😆

Here's mine

Why shouldn't you ever tell an egg a joke?

It'll crack up!

Edited by 713_Sparkles - 11 years ago

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Diya Khan

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Posted: 11 years ago

Nice thread.

Here goes my joke.

Q:What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A fly can fly but a mosquito can't mosquito.

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713_Sparkles

@713_Sparkles

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Posted: 11 years ago

Fact:

a,b,c,d,e,f,g

h,I,j,k ELEMENO p

q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z

Our childhood :')

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Diya Khan

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Posted: 11 years ago

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday

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Diya Khan

@Crazy-Lover

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Posted: 11 years ago

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."

The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"

The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."

The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

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Diya Khan

@Crazy-Lover

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Posted: 11 years ago

PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"

TEACHER:" Of course not."

PUPIL: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."

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Diya Khan

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: fisboi
surbhi is pregnant

haha lol🤣

The best and the shortest joke ever.

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fisboi

@fisboi

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: kabhi-forever
haha lol🤣
The best and the shortest joke ever.

it iz nut joke she iz my wife 😕

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Diya Khan

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: fisboi

it iz nut joke she iz my wife 😕

really

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Jayne

@Jayne

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Posted: 11 years ago

#10

What did the ant say to the elephant causing the elephant to faint?

Ant: "I am pregnant with your child."

Jayne

P.S. Ha ha, PJ, I know, but told to me by a little child.

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