Asad and Zoya entered the room from opposite doors after changing their wet dress. Asad was wearing a black punjabi, and Zoya was wearing a pink saree. Zoya started laughing.
Z- Mr. Khan black shirt! (Zoya said laughingly)
A- Aap itna haas ku rahe hai?
Z- Kaun? mei?. No Mr. Khan aap hass rahe hai!
(Asad also started laughing)
A- Aapki buri company ka asar hai.
Z- Come on mr. khan. Haasna koi buri baat hai. Bilkul bhi nehi.
A- Miss Farroqui aapko acche aur bure ki bich koi fark hi nehi pata. Koi tameej hi nehi aapme.
Z- oh really?
A- haa
Z- aur aapko kya lagta hai ke aap perfect hai. yeh six pack bananese kuch nehi hota. ok? Aur bhi bohot saare cheesein hona chahiye. Insaan ki paas saabse pehle toh dil hona chahiye. Dusroki feelings ki value honi chahiye. Jo aapmein bilkul nehi hai.
A- aap dusro ki feelings ki bohot jyada fikr karte hai. aaoko aapki haadein najar nehi aate.
Z- Mr. Khan aapko bhi naa apki ego ki aage kuch bhi najar nehi aata. Aapko toh aapki ego ke aage aapki ammi ki feelings bhi najar nehi aati hai.
A- Aur aapko kisiki ammi aur abbu ke feelings ke baare mei pata kaise chalega? Aap ki toh ammi abbu hai hi nehi.
(Zoya was shocked sad and Asad scared for a second. But Zoya agin laughed at he next moment.)
Z- Mr. Khan aapko sharam nehi aati? Kisise itni mean baat karte hue!
A- Aapko toh sharam ki baare mei baat hi nehi karni chahiye, aap nehayethi besharam larki hai.
Z- Mei besharam hu. Toh aap nehayet hi cold blooded hai. Aap ke sine mein dil nehi hai. Dil ki jaga ek bara sa paththar hai.
A- Aur usi paththar se mei aapka saar phorunga. Tabhi aap mera picha chorenge.
Z- Mujhe maarna itna aasan nehi hai Mr. Khan. Aur aapko pata hai mei toh aapni smile se hi kisiko maar sakti hu.
A- Rubbish!
Z- Rubbish nehi Mr. Khan. Aapko pata hai jab mein smile karti hu naa, toh dimple parta hai. Yeh dekhiye. Aur iss dimple se mei kisika bhi katil kar sakti hu.
(she showed her dimple with finger. Asad looked at her mesmerizedly. He stood up and came to touch her dimple. But she backed away and turned. Then outside the rain started and A-Z danced on Bol naa halke halke.)
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After the dance they were back to the room
Asad got a call from Ramu.
A- Hello, kaun ramu?
Z- Ramu
A- Oh, Ramu. accha acha.
Z- kya?
A- tyre fix ho gaya. Thik hai.
(Ayaan locked the door from outside.Asad tried to open the door but that did not open)
Z- Kya hua? Darwaja khol nehi raha.
A- Nehi. Abhi toh khola tha.
Z- Agar darwaja bandh ho gaya toh phone kaha se aya?
A- Bohot ajeeb baat hai.
Z- Bilkul bhi ajeeb baat nehi hai Mr. Khan. Kiyuki meine toh yeh plan banaya Ayaan ke saath milke taaki aap subha court na jaa paye. Mein bohot chalak hu na.
(Asad was shocked for a moment but again laughed in the next moment)
Z- Mr. Khan, aaj meine aapko saab kuch bata diya. Nehi? Ki aap cold-blooded hai, aap weird hai aur aap paththar dil hai aur aap kitni egoistic hai. Mr. Khan humne ek dusreko saab saach saach kiu bata diya?
A- Miss Farooqui, haar kiyu ka jawab nehi hota.
Z- Aisa kuch nehi hai Mr. Khan. Mujhse puchiye. Mere paas iss duniya ki hu aar kiyu ka jawab hai. Trust me.
A- haa?
Z- haa.
A- Toh aap mujhe bataiye, agar aap itni badtameej hai- toh mujhe aap itni acchi kiyu lagti hai.
(Zoya laughed listening this)
A- Seriously Miss Farooqui, meine aapse jyada weird larki kabhi nehi dekhi. Toh phir aap mei itni kaashish kiyu hai? Jaab aap mujhe itni napasand hai toh mere khwabopein aapke saaye kiyu hai? Kiyu meri tanhaiyon mein khalak daalti hai aap? Kiyu mere andheromein roshni bankar aati hai?
(Zoya and Asad were lost in each others eyes and words for some times in the thought. Then Zoya started to laugh suddenly and Asad also started to laugh again. She said laughingly)
Z- Mr. Khan iska jawab bohot simple hai! Yeh saab is liye kiyuki aap mujhe pasand karte hai.
(Asad also laughed listening her answer and hi-fived).
Z- Aur aapko ek baat batau? Mei bhi aapko bohot pasand karti hu.
A- Kya? (they again hi-fived laughingly)
A- (Asad tried to compose himself and said) You know Miss Farooqui? Khwabo mein aur hakeekat mei bohot fark hote hai.
Z- Haa?
A- Haa. Aap chahe mujhe jitni bhi acche laage? Hakikat yeh hai ki aap meri liye bilkul acchi larki nehi hai. Mere liye toh kya? Aap kisiki bhi perfect wife, ya perfect bahu nehi ban sakti. Seriously. Mei apne jesbatomei beh nehi sakta hu. Kiyuki aap mere liye, meri jindagi ki liye aur mere ghar ke liye, bilkul misfit hai.
(Zoya looked with disbelief for some seconds and again broke into laughter and Asad also with her)
Z- Mr. Khan, you are so mean!
A- You are misfit.
Z- You are so mean Mr. Khan!
A- You are misfit
Z- You are so mean.
A- Misfit
Z- you are mean.
(Thus laughingly she put her head on his shoulder and drifted off to sleep. Asad also looked at her for a few moments and went to sleep at that position together)
Dialogue Credit - Laizu
Edited by MisHumptyDumpty - 11 years ago
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