'Coz it's long overdue. A Noor-e-Nikah guide - Page 4

To Zanutix, my Yo-Machine, who's keeping mah time machine.

For having a sense of humour.

And for channelling your inner niggah-ness with me.

Yo DAWG, I heard you like music.

So I got you earphones.

So you can hear music, when you hear music. *lame*

DAWG, I woof you.

I woof you so much! 🤗

So, brace yourselves! Here I begin ~

(In no particular order!)

*Gafoor declares Zoya as his daughter*

Me - What?What? What?

Mum - (-__-)

Me - (@_@)

Mum - (-__-)

Me - (O_O)

Mum - (-__-)

Me - Uh.. ohkay.

*Post Nikaah Romance*

OH MY GOD! THEY"RE SO HOT! YES! YES! YES!

*Asad comes closer*

KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!

*Zoya shies away*

Oh, woman. You didn't just do that. NO. Imma sad. :(

*Pre Nikaah scene*'

'Ammi button nahi lag raha'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. But I suppressed my laugh, though it was VERY hard. Because my dear Mom was giving me killer looks. Why wouldn't she? I was shrieking like I was getting married instead!

And a very purple Najma, who's mang ka tikka, needs a 'lil adjusting. Just a little.

I was staring at it THE WHOLE TIME. That was my centre of attention.

Sigh.

Main aur mera OCD.

SMH.

And woah, Najma. A 'lil bare back, eh?

Naughty, naughty. ;)

As much as I wish to say "We heard you the first time Humeira" I can't.

I Did! 😎

And then changed the channel. HuHa - not my cup of tea. ESPECIALLY, actually, ONLY HU - a BIG no. Nu-uh. Nope.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I JUST LOVED THE 'SNEAKING A GLANCE' SCENES.

AsYa were adorable in that scene!

I was smiling throughout, completely ignoring my Mom. 😳

Suddenly waiter bhai gets a 'lil cosy (and nosy!) with Siddiqui Sahab,

🤣

He started chit chatting with our poor Siddqui Sahab.

What nigga, do your job yo.

BTW, the 'Sajdaa' score during the Nikaah was so apt!

It couldn't have been better!

And during the SR scenes, I WAS BLUSHING SO HARD.

PRACTICALLY BURNING! (I burned my finger during chem practical )

Like I was in Zoya's place!

AAAHHH!!!

Just went crazy. Plain crazy.

WOW.

And I think I'll be ashes after a few episodes of married AsYa life.

They practically ooze with chemistry even when they are simply standing in the same room.

But, BUT, I'll have to sneak and watch them!

What? Watch with family? Haha!

PS - I am so sorry FaRz, for the delay and the cranky response. I don't know why, but I just couldn't do it. Just couldn't. 😕

And I had so many one liners in mind, but they're gone. Just like that. Even my inner nigga is a bit down today.

So, to make up for it, here's a classic nigga joke, my personal favorite! Don't know if you'll like it though! I..er..have a silly sense of humor.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHA. HA. Uh. Hm.