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A little girl is serving her father tea while her mother is out shopping. The mother comes home and the father says, "Watch this!" The little girl goes and serves the mother tea. The mother responds, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Originally posted by: --SH7_Sunny--

Apricot ur spamming alone u don't want to sleep kya 😆😆

A husband got his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works. Next Christmas comes by and the husband gets her nothing. When the mother-in-law asks, "Why didn't you get me a gift?" the husband says, "You haven't used the one I got you last year!"

Originally posted by: Perfectionist2

NAVI

It's 7 AM here.
I am splitting in laughter. My man thinks I have lost it.

Love Honey. Happy Sunday!

Originally posted by: NAVI55

I just got a spamming message...unbelievable...

can't sleep again...

I felt like entertaining so I thought happy hour is a good idea😆

A husband and wife have four boys. The odd part of it is that the older three have red hair, light skin, and are tall, while the youngest son has black hair, dark eyes, and is short. The father eventually takes ill and is lying on his deathbed when he turns to his wife and says, "Honey, before I die, be completely honest with me. Is our youngest son my child?" The wife replies, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that, the husband passes away. The wife then mutters, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."