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Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is itOriginally posted by: BabajiKaThullu
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because it's a song?
bcoz scientist that found out alphabets was in mood to give it dat order..
If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is
it called success?
If work is so terrific, how come you get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others
drown too?
Are the good things that come to people who wait, the
leftovers of people who went before them?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes
from morons?
Why aren't blueberries blue?
Well what do you say to people that work nights?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why do all the superheroes wear underpants on the
outside?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first
man?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish,
"I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would
you do?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer
and then have them read about wars in school that solved
America's problems?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have
branches?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty
is an egg?
name one guilty pleasure? eating while dieting..
Do you like Gummy Bears? never had any..
Why so? you never gave me to eat..
Have you ever licked somebody? no😆
Have you ever assaulted anyone in anyway? no
Do you think of yourself as a stalker?
How often do you lick your lips a day?
How many times have you thought of making out with a
zebra?
Why is Greenland covered in ice?
Was this stupid? Not at all🤣
Am I stupid? Yes, very much!
If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is
it called success?
It would give me an opportunity to say a yes for such a failure.😆
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
bcoz those who are blind observe things by touching n lingerie gives more scope of touching🤣
If work is so terrific, how come you get paid for it?
Dunno, I have never worked🤣
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others
drown too?
I'll see if dey get drown n come back to you n answer this..
Are the good things that come to people who wait, the
leftovers of people who went before them?
mala mahit naahi..
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Disney World is a mouse world operated by many persons😆
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes
from morons?
This question is definitely asked by an intelligent moron
Why aren't blueberries blue?
bcoz den there will be nothing new, it would be obvious if blueberries will be blue..
Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and
covered with ice?
covered with ice?
bcoz d person who gave Greenland its name, his/her's favorite color was green😆
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?"
No
Well what do you say to people that work nights?
Night workers lol
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
bcoz 0 is valuable only when its after another number n not when its before any number..
Why do all the superheroes wear underpants on the
outside?
bcoz normal people wear inside
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first
man?
mala mahit naahi
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish,
"I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would
you do?
i would give dat person a babaji ka thullu n go😆
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer
and then have them read about wars in school that solved
America's problems?
Why didn't you ask this question to the teaching comity when i was in school, could have saved me from learbing history..
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have
branches?
mala mahit naahi
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty
is an egg?
mala mahit naahi
name one guilty pleasure? eating while dieting..
Do you like Gummy Bears? never had any..
Why so? you never gave me to eat..
Have you ever licked somebody? no😆
Have you ever assaulted anyone in anyway? no
Do you think of yourself as a stalker?
yes, i would stalk your posts, n mohit-sanaya if got a chance to..
How often do you lick your lips a day?
why do you think i'd count it??
How many times have you thought of making out with a
zebra?
once in school wen told to do so😆
Why is Greenland covered in ice?
bcoz Greenland pe baraf girti hai
'
Why is Iceland covered in green?
Why is Iceland covered in green?
bcoz Iceland me ghaas phuss hai
Was this stupid? Not at all🤣
Am I stupid? Yes, very much!
Anupamaa
