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And this is why...đ
Wimpid's life-Recipe for disaster! (He ain't no Michelin star chef, but is still one of his kindđ)
Ingredients
2 wives
2 sons
3 daughters
1 ammi
1 arson charge
1 murder charge
1 heart attack
1 blackmailer
Method
Mix the following together...the boiling will be taken care of by the sonsđ:
2 wives who love him and whom he loves. But they cannot stand each other
2 sons who love each other (a lot, matlab a lot, they are very passionateđł) ...but the equation with their father is a question mark. Currently, both are against him coz of his recent decisions...they are 'boiling' in angerđ
3 daughters; the dumb eldest one, the trigger, no sorry, blade-happy middle oneđ and the 'why-is-she-even-there' youngest one
1 ammi who may or may not love him. She knows the biggest truth of his life, that he is not a murderer but still decides to keep it from him 
1 arson that he was forced to do, but he did it nevertheless without raising his voice
1 murder that he still believes he committed
1 blackmailer who has successfully single handedly turned his life upside down and no one knows her reasons
1 heart attack that affected the brain as collateral damage...making him forget the fact that he still is an arsonist and a murderer and that the blackmailer is still alive đ (he left his first family for these reasonsđ)
Extra spice (mandatory)đ
1. Mirchi ka tadkađ- A son with another woman while married to another and already a father. Still loves the first one, enough to make her pregnant againđł
2. A pinch of dumbness - Let Razia talk him into putting the factory on fire. Did not use own brains to figure out why she wanted him to do it when she could have done it herself
3. A teaspoon of spinelessness - Got blackmailed into leaving his first wife and kids. Never looked back at them or supported them emotionally or financially.
4. One tablespoon of indifference - Let the second wife speak shit to the first. Did not stop one, did not support another
5. Add selfishness to tasteđ - Now wants to cohabit with the two. No consideration for the feelings of the rest of the family. Sons have abandoned him. Daughters will face the music from Haseena the great. And wives???
It's ready!! Serve piping hot!!!!đ
Shah Jahan ne Taj Mahal banwaane ke baad mazdooroon ke haath katwa diye thhe taaki aisa Taj Mahal dobaara na ban sake...Now that we know how to make this amazing dish, we don't need the chef anymore...đ...isko bhi mar jaana chahiye..
Maar diya jaaye...ya maar diya jaye...bol tere saath ka salook kiya jayeđ
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NOTE: Post in collaboration with Rivs aka QueenOfMyCastle (Credit for the idea and gifs totally goes to her)đ..u rock yaarađ¤
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