Snake Speaks!!!

I know..I know it's been a while since we got you fresh, meaty news bytes from QH... but our special guest today was kind of a little difficult to locate and get on air...we tried milk, we tried Parseltongue😆...first with Harry and then with the originals, Voldy and Salazar Slytherin *I love HP*😳...but as they say...Old is Gold...we went down the traditional way using the 'Been' (Nooo...not the 'what-could-have' Been of QH...but the musical instrument of the snake charmer...and here we proudly present to u...

The Basilisk😆...nopes...just kidding...here is the pet snake from the 'Home to Bhopal's Studs'..that is the Qureshi household...please welcome him with a huge round of applause..otherwise he may bite you...(and we don't have antivenom)😆...zordaar taaliyan👏

Me: Hi Snakey...u mind if I call you that😕

Snakey: Not one bit...😃...in fact I 'sneaked into Farhan's room..so u can call me 'Sneaky Snakey'😳😆...SS for short😎

Me: Alrighty...so SS..tell me...why did u sneak into Farhan's room?

SS: The same reason every girl is vying for at least one of the Qureshi Bros...I wanted to see what's so amazing about them...😳

Me: Oh...toh tum Nagin (female snake) ho?

SS:😡...don't u dare call me that...woh toh Haseena hai...actually she is half buffalo and half nagin...she will make a good exclusive if u guys are interested...

Me: Ok ok...calm down...and thanks for the suggestion...anyways...why Farhan's room and not Immy's?

SS: I cannot..I just cannot handle the NajRan romance...it makes me wanna puke...🤢

Farhan was the safer option and plus I think he looks better than Immy😳...especially in those wet clothes of his😆

Me: Cool...so u liked him right?

SS: Hell yeah!!! At the moment he looks better than anyone on the show...(I cannot handle AAK trying to do an Ishant Sharma...but at least the Alice Cullen look is gone...thank God for small mercies)😆

Me: Oh yes...I agree with you...in fact before you had come about, we were to interview his luscious locks...but I guess that will have to wait...so getting back to the topic...checking Farhan out was your agenda that night?

SS: It was a plus...actually I was sent there by Haseena with a purpose of preventing Nikhat and Farhan from sharing the same bed...

Me: But why send u...all she had to do was make Farhan disappear right?

SS: That's true...and she did that eventually...but she had purchased me at the annual fair in Bhopal...the one that happened when Asad looked absolutely delectable😳...but look at him now🤢...what is his problem...does he not have money to buy scissors...why is he doing this...😭...why why why...

Me: Hellooo...SS...u have gone into a different tangent..😲..stick to the topic please...we know the hairstyle or the lack of it,...bothers u..but please..we have limited print space and we do not like editing stuff out...(*like they do with AsYa scenes*)

SS: Oh ya...my apologies...so yes she bought me and was looking for a good opportunity to use me...usko paisa vasool karna tha na...I am the only thing she has ever spent on...rest are all gifts from families trying to woo her sons...😆

Me: So what did u do there...?

SS: I tried convincing that he is a snake...I am one too...why not elope and leave Nik behind...Farhan was giving it a thought...he has a thing for everything female and not related to him...he pays for it too😆...but that stupid Immy...last moment pe he came and saved his ex-flame-now-bhabhi...and then they hugged...this ex-flame-now-bhabhi hugging is the main theme of QH i think...pretty prevalent...spreading like a contagion...and that woman...she says it's a brother's clash...I think it more like bhabhi-jeth or bhabhi-devar clash...clashing into each others arms I mean...even in that AsYaan own them all...I need a cold shower after all their hugs☺️...what passion!!!

Me: *She keeps going off topic..like the makers of QH..it's better I call it curtains now*...

Oh yes yes..agree with u...anyways SS...thank u for your time...but before leaving..do tell us what u plan to do now?

SS: I am gonna bite Immy...he ruined my moment with Farhan to have his own moment with Nik..loser🤢...

Ok bye now...thanks for calling me...wish I could shake your hand...but unfortunately..I have none😆...*slithers away*

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Welcome back, Shruti! Good one... The QH exclusives were indeed missed. hope you had a decent vacation!

And yes, SS is right - Farhan is the most good looking guy on the show! Well he looks like a man - something Asad and Ayaan (without his beard) havent looked in a while! 😃 He also is a man - he gets some and yes, pays for them as well. And has some balls as well - he does them and dumps them! Atleast he isnt an idiot to give his house keys to a so called BF and then not change the lock after finding out their truth...

Hey Harini...thanks a lot...the holiday was damn good...😃

@Bold: Ab Gul wants it that way...kya karein😆

Thanks😃

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How come I don't notice your posts right away...atleast I got to it tonight.,..Thank God for small mercies...😛