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@RosyRosh

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Posted: 11 years ago

#51

Im gonna copy paste the questions Mastermind gave me. 🤣 those should occupy you for a while

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@RosyRosh

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+ 5

Posted: 11 years ago

#52

Courtesy of Google.. via -Mastermind-

Why do 24 hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door?

Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?

Why are rat traps in the car-care section of the supermarket?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?

Why is the meaning of life hard to find when you have a dictionary?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

Why is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in "two" and we don't use it?

How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?

Can you stake a vampire with an artificial heart?

What's the best way to UN-teach a child to put a plastic bag on his/her head?

At a movie theatre You are asked, " Hey, what are you doing here?"

Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemonsWhy is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so

Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers?

If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why are you IN a movie but ON TV

. Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

. Why don't they just make food stamps edible?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why is clear considered a color?

What happened when the first wheel was made?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing? Why?

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If u had a time machine what would u use it to do?

Can u cry under water?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

Can you say the letter P without separating your lips?

Why did you just try to say the letter P without separating ur lips?

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Hally

@HallyH

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Posted: 11 years ago

#53

Originally posted by: -Shayari-
Courtesy of Google.. via -Mastermind-
Why do 24 hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door?
Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?
Why are rat traps in the car-care section of the supermarket?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?
Why is the meaning of life hard to find when you have a dictionary?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Why do we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?
Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
Why is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in "two" and we don't use it?
How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?
Can you stake a vampire with an artificial heart?
What's the best way to UN-teach a child to put a plastic bag on his/her head?
At a movie theatre You are asked, " Hey, what are you doing here?"
Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemonsWhy is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so
Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers?
If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why are you IN a movie but ON TV
. Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
. Why don't they just make food stamps edible?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is clear considered a color?
What happened when the first wheel was made?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? 
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing? Why?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If u had a time machine what would u use it to do?
Can u cry under water?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
Can you say the letter P without separating your lips?
Why did you just try to say the letter P without separating ur lips?

O M G
I cant wait to see nisus answers 🤣

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Andrea

@DreA

Stunner

Posted: 11 years ago

#54

Hally gave me an idea.

Nishu what do you honestly think about me? 😃

Give me a compliment. I want a long one too. Im not kidding. I dont care if its not a question.

Tomorrow I shall give you more questions 😆

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Hally

@HallyH

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 11 years ago

#55

Originally posted by: Drea_QH1fan
Hally gave me an idea.

Nishu what do you honestly think about me?😃

Give me a compliment. I want a long one too. Im not kidding. I dont care if its not a question.

:P

Tomorrow I shall give you more questions😆

U stealin me ideas drea 😡 😆

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@RosyRosh

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 11 years ago

#56

Originally posted by: Drea_QH1fan
Hally gave me an idea.

Nishu what do you honestly think about me? 😃

Give me a compliment. I want a long one too. Im not kidding. I dont care if its not a question.

:P

Tomorrow I shall give you more questions 😆

COPY PASTE> 😲

Nisbu..

what do you honestly think about me. No diplomatic politcally correct answers. I wnat the truth.. bitter and sweet.. or both. 😆

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Nisbah

@-MitwaIshqPe-

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 11 years ago

#57

@Roshbu: HOLYSH*T!! So much questions!! It will take me a week! I know how about u give me the link to where you answered these questions! 🤣

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Nisbah

@-MitwaIshqPe-

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 11 years ago

#58

Rest of the questions answered tomorrow!!

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Andrea

@DreA

Stunner

Posted: 11 years ago

#59

Originally posted by: HallyH

U stealin me ideas drea 😡 😆

Rosh is stealing too! 😆 😆

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xxMATSxx

@RosyRosh

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 11 years ago

#60

Originally posted by: Nisbahx
@Roshbu: HOLYSH*T!! So much questions!! It will take me a week! I know how about u give me the link to where you answered these questions! 🤣

i said no cheating. 😊

original answers.. or i will come back with a set of double those questions that i never answered. 😛