my collection of shayris of qubool hai

hello... here i m posting my colletion f qubool hai shayris.. 63 shayris i have in this collection.. 😊 n if any shayri is mising den plz tell me.. i know its to lengthy.. if u love zoya's shayri n qubool hai den read it.. 😊

1. Anhoni ko honi karde honi ko anhoni (2)

hot...handsome... dashing..!

Mahendra Singh Dhoni..!

2. Ruhani sukoon aur dil main chain hona chahiye (2)

apka naam ASAD nahi CHAIRMAN hona chahiye

3. Na kabhi zulf ka saya dekha hai

na kabhi zulf se khela hai (2)

woh bodybuilder kya jaane zulfein kya hoti hai

4. Bus ke peeche truck...truck ke peeche lorry (2)

phone theek karwane se pehle kehna padega SORRYY..!

5. teer-e-nazar se aashiq ghayal ho jata hai (2)

bina mobile ki insaan immobile ho jata hai

6. Aagh darein hai pani se

aur daulat darti kadki se (2)

MR.ASAD AHMED KHAN har gaye suno aaj ek ladki se

7. Galathi ki hoti sazha

bhool ki hoti mafi (2)

aaj jahapana khud khaneez ke liye banakar laye COFFEE..!

8. Marne ke baad heaven dikhe

har kisi ke yeh mannat hai (2)

aapke bina Bhopal mein theen din

Bhopal toh JANNAT hai..!

9. Meter se lamba kilometer...kilometer se lambi mile (2)

plzz dont break it appi ...u already agreed on a deal..!

10. Kyunki iss duniya mein life hai itni fast (2)

tats why i luv watching REPEAT TELECAST..!

11. Dieting karaye akal ko

akal hui hai moti (2)

hw will u teach her tat??..when der s no choti..!

12. Aapke ghar mein mohabbat hai

Is kadar chayi hui (2)

deeware tak lovers hai

cono mein mila karti hai...

13. Tirchy thopi wale akal pe padgai thale (2)

dil toh already the ab moonh bhi honge kaale...

14. Baaton mein ho mitas

toh lagta hai banda nake (2)

kadvi baatein bhool jaye

have some CHOCOLATE CAKE...!

15. Faaslon ko tair karne main kismat bangayi FACTOR (2)

acchi rahi toh ho sakta hai miljaye lift in dis TRACTOR...

16. Amir ka kehna hai nahi ho sakti improved perfection

ab main Mr.Khan ko dikaungi unki ASLI REFLECTION...

17. sehra ki tapti raig allah se mange hai pani

Mai nahi,aap ke bhaijaan himself hai sab se badi pareshani..

18. jahapanah ke six packs dikhte hai bina kamizon ke

Bina knock kiye andar aana kaam hai badtamizon ke..

19. cheezen share karne se dushman bhi ban jate hain dost..

sirf aap hi nahi evn i luv ths jam waala toast..

20. Doggy bhow bhow !! Billi meaauu; aur bike broom broom...

chutki mein thik kar degi zoya, tanveer ka bathroom. ...

21. "Dil ka katl kiya kisne, is dil ka katil kaun,

Jahapanah six packs kyun kar rahe hai is kaneez ko phone!"

22. Aap ki Hasi ne odhaa gam ka leewas,

Aap ki Hasi ne odhaa gam ka leewas,

Jab "Pankaj " nahi hai tu kyo hai "Udass"

23. chote bacho ki ammiya khilaye unhe ghuttiya

Now m back tamatar,ab maze ki hongi chuttiya

24. "Tote jaaega dil mera

soul bhi hogi hurt

Tote jaaega dil mera

soul bhi hogi hurt

If you don't let me schew your shirt"

25. Aannkhon se hoi bowling, gira dil ka wicket,

Aannkhon se hoi bowling, gira dil ka wicket

Mohabbat ki duniya ka, yeh hai special ticket.

26. jab ho jaye galti toh mang lo apology

Or jab kaam atak jaye toh use karo technology

27.jis ke chale jane se dance floor ho jati hai beva

Trust me, aap k andar b chupa hua hai 1 prabhu deva

28.mere hamsafar na baniye mujhe akele rehne ki aadat hai

Zaban me mishri na milaiye, hame karele ki aadat hai

29. I m so talented mujhe kuch sikhaiye nahi

Saamne taaj mehal b ho,mujhe kch dikhaiye nahi

30. india me beech sadak par mil jati hai gay

Or sadak kinare milti hai duniya ki best chai

31. Zindagi hai pencil, kismat hai rubber

Zindagi hai pencil, kismat hai rubber

I have called to give u a good khabar

32. ek sher arz hai zara gour se suniye

Mujhe kuch nhi aata kisi or se puchiye

33. Koi bare dil wala hai yeh pakore baand sakta hai

koi bare dil wala hai yeh pakore baand sakta hai

pakore itne yummy hai ke aadmi apni toh kya dusro ki bhi ungliyaan chaat sakta hai

34. Chandigard ho punjab ho ya ho jalandar

chandigard ho punjab ho ya ho jalandar

zoya can fix anything even if its a cylinder

35. Itne zyada yummy the woh muffins

Itne zyada yummy the woh muffins

ki khane ke liye koi bhi bahar aa jae even from his own coffin

36. Jab bhi gusse mein ho jahapana whenever he is mean

Jab bhi gusse mein ho jahapana whenever he is mean

unhe sirf mana sakta hai khana behterin

37. jab problem ho gayi hai solve toh phir kyu hai maath pe sikhand

jab problem ho gayi hai solve toh phir kyu hai maath pe sikhand

aao sab milke banate hai zoya ki daal chicken

38. School mein meri best friend thi Sudha Pachori

school mein meri best friend thi Sudha Pachori

aur dining table pe meri best friend hai yeh- bhopal ki kachori

39. Insaan wohi phal katega jo aaj usne boya hai

tanveer toh udhar phone mein busy hai mera naam toh zoya hai

40. Tom Cruise and Bob Christo naam hai yeh angrezo wale

holi ke mauke par tumne jaal boye rangrezo wale

41. Chiti ki joon nikli jise samjha tha sher ki dahad

chiti ki joon nikli jise samjha tha sher ki dahad

chuha mila hame after digging such a big pahad

42. kabhi shola kabhi shabnam kabhi real kabhi fake

kabhi hasaye kabhi rulae aur kabhi khilaye yeh blueberry cheese cake

43. tuesday ke baad jo aye usse budhwar kehte hai

aur jo phone ka bill badhai usi ko pyar kehte hai

44. Brain hai mera sharp, koi chemical locha nahi,

Lana to hai unhe, par kaise yeh socha nahi

45. Aap thehre hoshiyar, main masoom naadan hi to hu,

Ab main kya baat karu phupi se, main ek mehmaan hi to hu

46. Cheez mein hota hai vitamin b, and har ghar mein hoti hai badi bi,

Vaise hi, Zoya ke paas bhi hamesha hota hai plan B

47.pehele toh bade bade letures suna k mujhe kiya bore
ab mere hi ideas chura rahe hai mr. idea chor..

48. Bina oon ke sweater, koi bun nahi sakta'

Jo khoya ho exercise mein, woh kisi ki sun

nahi sakta!!

49. Dhakke se nahi chalti hai, humari kismat ki

gaadi,

kyun appko aisa lagta dat I can't wear dis saree..

50. Bin kajal kajraari aankhe, kaan saje bin jhumke'

Ginte ginte thak jaaye duniya, wo na thake lagate thumke'.

51. Milte hai do sher aise hi by chance'..

Chidiya ho gayi phurr, come on lets dance'.

52. "Asad Ahmed Khan yani Rajnikanth plus Superman Asad Ahmed Khan yani Rajnikanth plus Superman, Uss pe zor dijiye Rambo and then multiply it by Jackie Chan!

53. Ek to khoobsoorat, phir ada neke waali,

Ek to khoobsoorat, phir ada neke waali,

Baari hi awesome hai,yeh Zoya cake waali.

54. Zoya- Dill me ho agr chhuti to Monday bhi etvaar hai,,!

Ab chahe kesi bhi aaye situation Zoya bilkul teyar hai..

55. Jahpanna Six Packs kab kahenge mujhe koi milgaya?

Jahpanna Six Packs kab kahenge mujhe koi milgaya?

App pyaar mein gire ge aur kahe gien, "Oh no, mera ghutna chil gaya

56.. Ise gungunana nahi hain asaan, yeh aisi Ghazal hain:

Aap nahi dhoond payenge, yeh bahot difficult hai..!!!

57. ISHQ KE KHAYAL BAHOT HAI, ISHQ KE CHARCHE BAHOT HAI, HUM BHI SOCHTE HAI KI KAR LE THODA ISHQ, BUT ISME KHARCHE BAHOT HAIN!

58. Arz kiya hai..

Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.

Wah wah..

Gor farmaiye..

Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.

Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai

59. Haan pareshaan hoon mein, lagta nahi kuch saahi,

Haan pareshaan hoon mein, lagta nahi kuch saahi,

Mere Shah Rukh Kaan mein joh baat hai, woh Salmaan Kaan mein nahi

60. Sui mein jaata hai dhaga, button goes in the caff,

Sui mein jaata hai dhaga, button goes in the caff,

Aap toh jaanti hi hoongi apne sahebzaade ke raaz.

61. Gum chale gaye ab aansuon ko bhi kehna bye hai'.
Phuphi royiye mat, varna log kahenge phuphi hai ya nirupa roy hai!!!

62.Tedhi Medhi zindagi ko mil gaya new track
Jab Miss. Farooqui ko mile Jahapanah six packs!!

63. Mulk ki tarikh kahegi ki aap mulk ki shaan the'
Log to jawaan ho jaane ke bad bante hain, aap toh bachpan se hi salman the'!!😆

64. Shayari hai meri kamaal ki, is baat ko aap bhi mano,
Agar hoti filmon mein, to naam hota Shaira Bano!!!.

65. . Gore Kale, lambe patle, chote bade, amir, kadke...

To choose from, vaha aayenge Bhopal ke sabhi ladke.

66. Chand raat wahi hai meri, jis raat mein tum ho,

eid usi din hai meri, jis din tum mere saamne ho... :-asad

67. Dont worry nazma, everything will be fine...

Tumhari yeh would be bhabhi, laga degi ladko ki line...

68. Nikah pe sajegi tamatar jaise heroine Karan johar ki..

Chup chup ke dekh rahi hai photo apne hone waale shauhar ki...

69. Jab aata hai earthquake, toh ban jata hai milk se milk shake...

Dont worry Mr. Asad, i will make 4 you a very wonderful cake...

thank you 😊

Originally posted by: shraddha.m

thank u shweta n tia.. sooon i vl update some gra8 dialogues of qubool hai... 😊

thank u... guyzzz 😊 very soon i vl update best dialogues f qubool hai..

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